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YourHumbleMessiah
Oct 11, 2005




Cesaro fuckin owns

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Push El Burrito posted:

I can't believe we're gonna finally see a live dick measuring contest.

it's good for seth that he's already booked then

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Cesaro deserved to be a main-event guy.

Cesaro should go to NXT and be a main-event guy.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



you were a fool to challenge big dick tony

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

PTEW

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Dias posted:

did dio drop an undertale ref there

I zoned out. What did he say?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Okay I liked that Cesaro opening.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Is Ricochet the one call up guy from that pool they're still doing anything with?

Are they doing anything with Ricochet?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I wonder whatever happened to Prince Puma, that guy was the poo poo. Better flippy dude than this rear end in a top hat.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Is Cesaro wrestling in too short dress pants?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
lol cesaro's gear

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Evil Canadian
Sep 10, 2000

No one man should have all that Psycho-Power.

Cesaro's intro looks pretty slick on the new tron

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug

Intruder posted:

lol cesaro's gear

it's distracting in how awful it is.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I don't understand Cesaro's look/gimmick. Did he get Baron Corbin's old job at Fridays?

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

What are those pants? Oatgan I need the 411

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i forgot raw was on

what did i miss

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
He looks like an extra in a kung fu movie

Bloodbath
Apr 10, 2005

GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN KINGDOMS
Love Cesaro’s new gear

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
did cm punk show up

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
they gave cesaro the gts as a transition move

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



GO TO KNEE

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

STAC Goat posted:

Is Cesaro wrestling in too short dress pants?

They’re called capris.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Nice jeggings, Cesaro

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.



Pillbug
with that entrance music I expect some cooler gear for sure. it's a bit of a disconnect.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

cesaro wrestling in capris and sneakers

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Jerry Lawler is like if AIDS were also a pedophile.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
why would you put long pants on a guy who looks like cesaro anyway

trunks on otis, pants on cesaro

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

Drew McIntyre posted:

did cm punk show up

all you have really missed is kinda decent King commentary and a stage that looks like a half pipe, Also Becky has her steam back

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

cesaro needs to take off his pants and shoes and wrestle in his underwear like a real man

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Brokenogre posted:

all you have really missed is kinda decent King commentary and a stage that looks like a half pipe, Also Becky has her steam back

thank you brokenogre

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
did I just see Ronda on the total divas preview

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually

Drew McIntyre posted:

thank you brokenogre

also Brock beat down Rey's son, and Rusev is in the universal title match now

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

Intruder posted:

why would you put long pants on a guy who looks like cesaro anyway

vince wanted him to shave his thighs but he wouldn't so now he has to wear pants

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

TheKingslayer posted:

Jerry Lawler is like if AIDS were also a pedophile.

Friend, let me tell you about a place called the Vatican...

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Evil Canadian posted:

Cesaro's intro looks pretty slick on the new tron

If I were, like... Oney Lorcan, I'd do a thing where I'd get a super lovely tron that looks like it was made in Geocities and PowerPoint in 1997. Then I'd do a promo in the ring where I was like, "LISTEN, I DIDN'T WANT THOSE PENCIL-NECKED LOSERS IN THE BACK TO SAY HOW I CAME OUT TO THE RING. SO I TOLD THEM TO GO SCREW THEMSELVES BECAUSE I WOULD MAKE IT MYSELF. WELL, IT TURNS OUT THAT I'M REAL BAD AT IT. I DON'T HAVE, Y'KNOW, A SENSE OF AESTHETICS. I'M MORE OF A PHYSICAL, HANDS-ON, ASSKICKER THAN A GRAPHIC DESIGNER. I ALSO WASN'T ABLE TO AFFORD THE RIGHTS TO USE THE BREAKING BENJAMIN SONG AS MY ENTRANCE MUSIC. I ASKED THOSE PENCIL NECKS TO MAKE ME A NEW VIDEO BUT THEY SAID I HURT THEIR FEELINGS, AND YEAH, I GUESS I DID. I SUPPOSE I DID. SOME THINGS YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK. WE ALL HAVE REGRETS. I GOTTA MOVE FORWARD AND JUST EMBRACE WHAT I MADE AS, Y'KNOW, IT'S THE BEST I COULD DO RIGHT NOW. MAYBE I'LL TAKE SOME CLASSES. ANYWAY I CAN STILL WRESTLE GOOD SO JUST IGNORE THE VIDEO FOR NOW AND LET'S GET TO IT"

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
rip ramblin rabbit...again.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

When did Mercy get a dick/tongue?

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
WWE Discussion is a world without chocolate...except worse.

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