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SO.. I am sick, bored, full of meds that make ya drowsy, and huddled on the sofa. Gimme something to make my day a little more interesting and a little less vomity? I don't care if you wanna tell me how your day went, who you're mad at, what stupid (or cool for that matter) thing your friend or whoever did, what interesting thing happened to you recently, what you ate (or saw, touched, heard, or smelled) today, who pissed you off on the interstate today, what the most moronic thing you saw was today, what cool thing happened to you, who you wanna do, what you want to be doing, etc. In other words, tell me whatever is on your mind. Topics are unrestricted. Post whatever cool poo poo is on your minds goons so I am not just laying here holding my stomach and thinking about throwing up... cuz throwing up is not cool. it isn't ... it so isn't. My Shoes fucked around with this message at 02:09 on Oct 2, 2019 |
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Having some hot spicy Thai food now
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Oct 2, 2019 01:44
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Sometimes I wonder who took the biggest poo poo in the world ever and if it was a huge guy and this megaturd was only fractionally bigger than his average, or if it was a regular dude who one day just blasted out a gigantic log from nowhere
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Oct 2, 2019 01:50
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Have you ever thrown up so much you wondered how so much of that came out of you in the first place? Or been so sick you almost fainted on your way back to the sofa. I feel like im on an acid trip but also got too drunk and gave myself alcohol poisoning.
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Oct 2, 2019 01:57
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Are you sick because you're drinking or drinking because you're sick. Either way bad choice op.
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Oct 2, 2019 01:59
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bradzilla posted:Are you sick because you're drinking or drinking because you're sick. Either way bad choice op. Slow your roll. I'm not drinking. I'm on medicine that makes you drowsy and did a little vaping to try and dull my stomach pain. I'm sick fool. My day has been boring. I am just laying here on the sofa with a fuzzy brain that can hardly focus but cant sleep cuz of the stomach pain and im unable to commit to anything on tv cuz it all sux. My Shoes fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Oct 2, 2019 |
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Oct 2, 2019 02:03
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I got the puppy back from being neutered today. He's wearing one of those giant cone head things and keeps bashing into people, furniture and walls.
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Oct 2, 2019 02:03
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I had food poisoning in Vegas. Spent 2 days in the bathroom at a $3300 conference that they didn’t refund me for eating their “sit down” lunch. That sucked, your fine op.
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Oct 2, 2019 02:04
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I'm contracting for a multinational corporation that installs all kinds of high tech garbage into homes. The company was recently acquired for hundreds of millions of dollars. There are chronic parts shortages leading to installs that really don't meet code or even look good. There was a meeting this morning to address these issues and it boiled down to "there's a spending freeze and a hiring freeze, and there's not enough money for donuts" and I'm so glad I don't actually work there and I still got paid to sit around to listen to a guy with brainworms spout buzzwords for an hour.
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Oct 2, 2019 02:07
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My Shoes posted:Slow your roll. I'm not drinking. I'm on medicine that makes you drowsy and did a little vaping to try and dull my stomach pain. I'm sick fool. Reading comprehension  Anyway I am watching the really boring wild card game
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Oct 2, 2019 02:07
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Burt Sexual posted:That sucked, your fine op. Thanks, Burt.  I'd say my chin is up but i need to aim for the bucket.
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Oct 2, 2019 02:08
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My Shoes posted:Have you ever thrown up so much you wondered how so much of that came out of you in the first place? Or been so sick you almost fainted on your way back to the sofa. I feel like im on an acid trip but also got too drunk and gave myself alcohol poisoning. Yeah buddy
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Oct 2, 2019 02:11
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bradzilla posted:Reading comprehension 
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Oct 2, 2019 02:12
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My Shoes posted:Thanks, Burt. Y’all got the early season flu. Too late for shots now, but you’re safe rest of the season. Get better.
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Oct 2, 2019 02:13
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Last night I made a delicious pot roast and today I used the leftover juices to make a nice beef stew.
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Oct 2, 2019 02:55
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Who What Now posted:Last night I made a delicious pot roast and today I used the leftover juices to make a nice beef stew. Last night I got drunk drunk and ate enough mexican food to feed a family of five.
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Oct 2, 2019 02:59
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Get better soon OP. Today I wanted to buy some apple newtons but my grocery store only had fig newtons. Didn't they used to come in a dozen different flavors? Very disappointed right now.
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Oct 2, 2019 03:00
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I just sliced a big rear end papaya in half and ate it with a spoon. I bought too many big, juicy papayas so I need to play catch up. I want to blend a fruit smoothie right this moment but it would wake up my kid.
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Oct 2, 2019 03:03
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I changed my diet to keto stuff, so to cut back on sugars I bought those sugar free chocolate peanutbutter cups with alcohol sugars subbed in. I have no self control so I ate the whole bag. I read the labels of everything so I started googling alcohol sugars. Apparently a common side effect is flatulence and or diarrhea. Yeah they aren't kidding. I have never had farts shoot turdlets out quite like that. Hours later I am still farting it up. Get better OP
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Oct 2, 2019 03:08
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Willfrey posted:I changed my diet to keto stuff, so to cut back on sugars I bought those sugar free chocolate peanutbutter cups with alcohol sugars subbed in. My fiancee lost weight with keto, I'm very familiar with the dozens of diarrhea traps involved. Stay hydrated lol
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Oct 2, 2019 03:10
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There's a cool thunderstorm outside. Got the windows open so I can enjoy the sound to its fullest. I'm also trying to remember how to write cursive so I can make a prop letter for D&D. Also enjoying a nice cool can of royal milk tea.
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Oct 2, 2019 03:34
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Lemon posted:Sometimes I wonder who took the biggest poo poo in the world ever and if it was a huge guy and this megaturd was only fractionally bigger than his average, or if it was a regular dude who one day just blasted out a gigantic log from nowhere If it's anything like competitive eating it was probably an unexpectedly small person whose body mass notably decreased while setting this record. Anyways sorry to devote actual time to this post but I had to type it all out or it would be trapped in my brain forever.
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Oct 2, 2019 04:33
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I'm currently freaking out because I have done a bunch of preliminary work for a huge work project but the bean counters won't release any money for it yet. I've gone as far as I can without an approved budget. My time line was originally five and a half months, I'm now down to three and I have to be off work for two or three weeks for foot surgery. The good news is, if it finally does get approved I get to spend the winter in California instead of this frozen hell.
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Oct 2, 2019 04:34
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Lemon posted:Sometimes I wonder who took the biggest poo poo in the world ever and if it was a huge guy and this megaturd was only fractionally bigger than his average, or if it was a regular dude who one day just blasted out a gigantic log from nowhere It was me, today. End to ender in the toilet and it broke off and criss-crossed over itself in two solid pieces. Not even a curler just raw force. 
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Oct 2, 2019 04:43
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Captain Hygiene posted:If it's anything like competitive eating it was probably an unexpectedly small person whose body mass notably decreased while setting this record. Anyways sorry to devote actual time to this post but I had to type it all out or it would be trapped in my brain forever. I think a different avenue would be like, people who get compacted feces in their bowel and accumulate pounds and pounds of brown. Nowadays that poo poo gets surgically removed, but going back 200 years that wasnt an option. So think of all the humans who got impacted bowels and died from it, there has to be at least one champion who passed a 20 lb turd.
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Oct 2, 2019 04:50
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I'm on a bus home right now from visiting my parents for Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish new year. It's boring but I'm glad I have my phone to post stupid poo poo on GBS.
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Oct 2, 2019 05:01
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Was checking my blood sugar levels and they dropped down to the mid 40's this morning but I had to hit the gym for an hour before breakfast.
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Oct 2, 2019 05:05
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I've been designing sex toys for a sketchy company in Nevada. Freelance stuff, but they pay great and never question any of my invoices. I really hope no one there finds my LinkedIn profile. 
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Oct 2, 2019 18:22
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Rad-daddio posted:I've been designing sex toys for a sketchy company in Nevada. Freelance stuff, but they pay great and never question any of my invoices. dragon dildos or whale dildos?
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Oct 2, 2019 18:24
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Do yourself a favor and listen to the greatest song of all time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eKA9MO92xQ
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Oct 2, 2019 18:48
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My crazy neighbor brought me 8 or 9 logs that I get to turn into lumber. We planed out a 1x4" that is seriously beautiful. After I put my little person down for a nap I'm headed down to the shop to admire it.
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Oct 2, 2019 18:57
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Literally A Person posted:My crazy neighbor brought me 8 or 9 logs that I get to turn into lumber. We planed out a 1x4" that is seriously beautiful. After I put my little person down for a nap I'm headed down to the shop to admire it. Why are you killing little people
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Oct 2, 2019 19:01
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Why are you killing little people BECAUSE I'M A loving LUNATIC!!!!!
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Oct 2, 2019 19:06
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Literally A Person posted:BECAUSE I'M A loving LUNATIC!!!!! What that like
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Oct 2, 2019 19:08
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Rad-daddio posted:I've been designing sex toys for a sketchy company in Nevada. Freelance stuff, but they pay great and never question any of my invoices. How do I become a dildo engineer
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Oct 2, 2019 19:32
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poverty goat posted:How do I become a dildo engineer Ask your mom
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Oct 2, 2019 19:45
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Mozi posted:dragon dildos or whale dildos? Yes.
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Oct 2, 2019 19:46
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Smoke a weed, op
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Oct 2, 2019 20:12
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What that like I mean, okay. It's not for everyone but if you have an adventurous spirit and a stout heart I'd recommend it.
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Zeal and Ardor Live in London if you like metal. Annihilation if you like movies that are weird and not like the book it's based on. Control is a sick game if you want to be a magic badass boss of the SCP universe. The president is a traitor, fun to troll him on Twitter. Porn.
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