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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



mysterious loyall X posted:

Cuck like posting detected! By the early 90s vga was standard and could easily accomodate reams of tedious fantasy writing. By the mid to late 90s christ avellone himself was penning 10000 word references to the nights who say ni and Tom cruises Scientology beliefs in buttery smooth svga. Meanwhomst an alleged "good" jrpgs like final fantasy 7 struggled to say This Guy Are Sick. Once again based Phil spector of xbox DABS on the soyny fans

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

mysterious loyall X posted:

Cuck like posting detected! By the early 90s vga was standard and could easily accomodate reams of tedious fantasy writing. By the mid to late 90s christ avellone himself was penning 10000 word references to the nights who say ni and Tom cruises Scientology beliefs in buttery smooth svga. Meanwhomst an alleged "good" jrpgs like final fantasy 7 struggled to say This Guy Are Sick. Once again based Phil spector of xbox DABS on the soyny fans

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/1188869613615894531

JoaoVitorBF
Aug 31, 2018

I AM THE DARKNESS


Their launcher sure is lovely tho

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



JoaoVitorBF posted:

Their launcher sure is lovely tho

Itís got tons of free games so it canít be that bad.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

by Lowtax


JoaoVitorBF posted:

Their launcher sure is lovely tho

It's loving balls rear end crazy laughable. The vpk is literally using ponelord 3.2 and their forums are running on outdated holocleansers, loving lmfao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



Daikatana Ritsu posted:

It's loving balls rear end crazy laughable. The vpk is literally using ponelord 3.2 and their forums are running on outdated holocleansers, loving lmfao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



net cafe scandal posted:

Itís got tons of free games so it canít be that bad.

i noticed its a bit slow to launch but im assuming its because it take more time to load such great deals

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


Hell, if I needed to feed punch cards into a room-sized computer in the basement of UCLA's electronics engineering department to get SOMA for free, well, I sure wouldn't be complaining about the launcher.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



I got Outer Worlds for 1 dollar by signing up for a month of Microsoft Store.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


Wormskull posted:

I got Outer Worlds for 1 dollar by signing up for a month of Microsoft Store.

Same

yeahright!
Nov 20, 2006

I don't care I like you

I was planning on buying Surviving Mars today before discovering it in my Epic library! I completely forgot it was given away for free a few months ago. Thanks Epic!

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



yeahright! posted:

I was planning on buying Surviving Mars today before discovering it in my Epic library! I completely forgot it was given away for free a few months ago. Thanks Epic!

Sounds like you've Been getting poo poo loads of games free on the Epic Games Store.

yeahright!
Nov 20, 2006

I don't care I like you

net cafe scandal posted:

Sounds like you've Been getting poo poo loads of games free on the Epic Games Store.

Think I'll treat my self to a nice beer with the money I saved.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012



I.N.R.I posted:

youve played so many 90s western rpgs or whatever that youve unconsciously started writing your posts in a way that would fit into an rpg dialogue box. but theres a whole backlog of games out there with wider text boxes and voice acting

Lmfao

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



https://twitter.com/Wario64/status/...9198679043?s=19

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

is the messenger any good? looks like it could be cool

In Training
Jun 28, 2008



It's free on the Epic Games Store. So why not check it out

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



In Training posted:

It's free on the Epic Games Store. So why not check it out
This.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



In Training posted:

It's free on the Epic Games Store. So why not check it out

Aston
Nov 19, 2007

Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay



I played through the first couple of levels of The Messenger and it's good! It's got Shovel Knight vibes with the "new NES" aesthetic, and the platforming feels good and tight. I haven't played the games it's a homage to, which I guess is stuff like Ninja Gaiden, so I can't say how faithful it is to those, but so far it's stood on its own merits. Plus, it's free.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



Aston posted:

I played through the first couple of levels of The Messenger and it's good! It's got Shovel Knight vibes with the "new NES" aesthetic, and the platforming feels good and tight. I haven't played the games it's a homage to, which I guess is stuff like Ninja Gaiden, so I can't say how faithful it is to those, but so far it's stood on its own merits. Plus, it's free.

at that price youd be mad to not be on rhe epic store

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



trying to jack off posted:

at that price youd be mad to not be on rhe epic store

This.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



trying to jack off posted:

at that price youd be mad to not be on rhe epic store

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010



thank you epic store for freeing me jotuun. it is quite chill. rts roguelike () with a captain toad like rotating camera around procedually generated (?)() plots of island.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



White Genocide posted:

thank you epic store for freeing me jotuun. it is quite chill. rts roguelike () with a captain toad like rotating camera around procedually generated (?)() plots of island.

i mean its free.. no harm in giving it a try

White Genocide
Feb 22, 2010



trying to jack off posted:

i mean its free.. no harm in giving it a try

when ur right ur right

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



trying to jack off posted:

i mean its free.. no harm in giving it a try

This. For Gods sake this

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011



Lately Iíve been saying ďIíll wait for it to come to the Epic Games StoreĒ.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Keep on jammin'


net cafe scandal posted:

Lately Iíve been saying ďIíll wait for it to come to the Epic Games StoreĒ.

Think about it. A game a week... eventually every game will be free...

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



Arrhythmia posted:

Think about it. A game a week... eventually every game will be free...
:megamon:

edit; am I crazy or didn't there used to be a monocle smiley that was like more surprised than the regular monocle smiley?

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 8, 2017

by Lowtax


I think almost all the monocle smilies got removed.

My face when I realized this, btw:

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

ok it's rayman legends next week so joking aside please get that everyone

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james


support struggling indie darling ubisoft

The Milkman
Jun 22, 2003

No one here is alone,
satellites in every home


Lipstick Apathy

Epic AIDS Store

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



The Milkman posted:

Epic AIDS Store

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



The Milkman posted:

Epic AIDS Store

im in the market for some so im glad it exists

yeahright!
Nov 20, 2006

I don't care I like you

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

ok it's rayman legends next week so joking aside please get that everyone

Ubisoft Login Required!

Nice "free" games you PLA shills.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Reene


yeahright! posted:

Ubisoft Login Required!

Nice "free" games you PLA shills.

u ok?

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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

IF I COULD BE ANY KIND OF FLOWER I'D BE A BIG ANGRY COCK

yeahright! posted:

Ubisoft Login Required!

Nice "free" games you PLA shills.

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