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I.N.R.I posted:youve played so many 90s western rpgs or whatever that youve unconsciously started writing your posts in a way that would fit into an rpg dialogue box. but theres a whole backlog of games out there with wider text boxes and voice acting Cuck like posting detected! By the early 90s vga was standard and could easily accomodate reams of tedious fantasy writing. By the mid to late 90s christ avellone himself was penning 10000 word references to the nights who say ni and Tom cruises Scientology beliefs in buttery smooth svga. Meanwhomst an alleged "good" jrpgs like final fantasy 7 struggled to say This Guy Are Sick. Once again based Phil spector of xbox DABS on the soyny fans
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I remembered I tried to play the alleged good far cry game blood dragon a few years ago vut the steam installer installs the ubisoft ibstaller and then that crashed. Twas epic
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net cafe scandal posted:That’s a metric fuckton of games too, what the gently caress. theyu're all really awful games howstever and if you like them your a [consults list of raical slurs approved by the toxic women hating bernie bros that run this website] the son of a webfooted pomeranian [species of latvian, not the dog, look it up in europa universalis 4 if you don't believe me] and a pollack who confused prostjablast for blastjaprost
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVbHs3XzA1Y&t=18s also THIs is the best badman game and if you cant see that i don't know WHAT the gently caress
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Ive been practicing mindfulness and breathing techniques since the ooblets controversy and I might be able to open up the epic store especially if it means 12 days of free z list survival games and hello neighbor clones. Ooblets will all ways hurt but hell free Days Zee makes up for it a little bit
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i can't wait to get some free epic game sotre exclusive for the nextr r12 days
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 oh my god. what if super mash become s free . epic in deed
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act fast gamers little inferno is now free. experience this legendary title now
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ape out is hotline miami but worse iirc. tomorrows is obviously celeste. which is unfortunate after based sweeny blessed us with high t games like little inferno he's dousing the flame of gaming with soy milk based feels platforming. tragic.
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shadow tactics is really good
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i laready got steep for free off lord ubisoft's launcher. epicucks btfo'd
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darksiders games are absolutely not worth playing and the people who say they're good are euro freaks who grew up with amiga and say stuff like pressing up to jump is pretty good, just give james pond a chance mate is fookin massiv
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American McGay posted:It's a DKC style game made by the guys who made DKC. theey only made one good one, it's called donkey kong country 3 with diaper kong 
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elf help book posted:drat maybe the guys who made banjo kazooie could come back and make one of those lol
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conker's badfur day spiritual successor anyone?
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trying to jack off posted:coveting conkers for years as a child and finally growing up to find out it sucks rear end is a formative gamer lesson that trancends all cultures I'd played banjo kazooie and perfect dark at4 fps so the prospect of more 5 fps rare collectathon games was unappealing 2 me
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Perfect dark might be decent at a nornal frame rate tho. I played the kb and mouse mod for goldeneye in an emu and that game is tite when you arent usong the worst controller of all time at a decent fps
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Going thru mazes and looking for a button that does something somewhere on the map and you spend most of the time looking for whayever the button did instead of murdering ppl is some classic boomer shooter poo poo
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In Training posted:"The best platformer of 2019."Horace is a huge platforming adventure which pushes the boundaries of the genre with a profound story of a small robot learning of life, the universe and Douglas Adams. Made by videogame lovers for videogame lovers! Please god no
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Scrub-Niggurath posted:Horace is cool in a ‘frog fractions but semi-serious’ kind of way Excuse me
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Tales of Woe posted:you know a game is fresh when it uses gymnopedie 1 as the sad theme Lol
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elf help book posted:ill never need to buy a game from devolver digital for the rest of my life Lol
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Epic brand autochess AND some sort of guy in a mask for an fps game? Now this is epic excuse the pun
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Vince McMahon progressively falling over as tim sweeeny announces fortnite. Autochess. Thanos. Knights of ren
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Unstick the map gaming and tag threads no one posts in while your at it stupid loving mods. gently caress you
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Kongming posted:Gotta wade through 84 pages of the tag thread to find Uncle from Nintendo's friend codes dude. Important thread. Nice troll. We all know that uncle at nintendo doesn't turn on his systems until hes able to take them to a bunker 2000 feet below the foot of mount Whitney where there is no internet access of satellite signals of any kind. This allows him to runs his consoles without updating firmware which may dosrupt homebrew capabilities.
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Wver hear if art?
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Lumpy the Cook posted:Oh yeah, this happened: you actually did close them because of me and wormskull and now you have no way to respond. owned!
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gently caress you larry
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Its rogue legacy, streets of rogue, and rogue soulsl
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Its Mario.exe with thanos the iconic fortnite hero
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elf help book posted:*prays for Opa Opa to come and drop a comedic 16t weight on my head so i can wake up 7 days from now* lol
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In Training posted:Lmao thinking about Zoomers 2 in 2024 posting on work slack like "Last of Us 3 is ultra Covid" and "overwatch 2 gave me corona". lol
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death coming is already an increidble indie treasure so the 6 day wait for the mystery game will be worth it. not to mention the other epic store classics they gave away. prison break one and two? slenderman my wallet! wait....its still full because the games were free. yes!
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every rockstar game is garbage except lemmings, the first two gta games thats just the micromachines overhead racing games except you run over hari krisnas, and the warrriors. gently caress you god
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Wormskull posted:Rockstar loving owns ballsacks. I love getting poo poo loads of games free on the Epic Games Store. Thank you Sir Clifford. Thank you Lowtax. Thank you Epic. On my god the digital deluxe version of borderlands 3 that inudes a free Randy pritchford mystery usb drive is 50% off
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i don't want any of this crap. gently caress you cliffy
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net cafe scandal posted:https://www.epicgames.com/store/en-US/news/the-holiday-sale-returns-on-december-17-plus-15-free-games the christmas thing last yuear was terrible iirc
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