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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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It's way dumber than I expected. Mulder makes huge leaps of logic with like 1 little clue, and Scully is supposed to be smart but she refuses to process any thing she sees. I don't know why I skipped it as a teen. I guess I thought it was more serious.

Seeing well known acters in bit parts is fun. Scully is super hot but kind of a bad actress so far. Seems like it's gonna be a good show to watch while high.

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Yeah, I can see that. I think I retain enough of my slacker teenage self to appreciate the nostalgia though. Seth Green just had a cameo as a dumb, grungy stoner and they nailed the asthetic better than most other shows of the era and way better than when they try to do it now. Good fun.

My biggest disappointment so far is that it's all about UFO's and for some reason I thought it was about chupacabras and poo poo. I bet that comes later

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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GewuerzKahn posted:

Isn't one of the first episode about big food or the jersey devil?

Ep1 UFO's
Ep2 UFO's
Ep3 so far it's the creepy guy from the Green Mile crawling in vents I think.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Kazak posted:

X Files rules, trying to watch it with a serious face isn't the path to enjoyment though. Lighten up a tad and watch the skies

Yup. I figured that out pretty quick. That's when I realized it was good a good weed feed.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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I just remembered this lovely warehouse job I had in the 90's. There was a vote on whether Jillian Anderson or Cameron Diaz was hotter, and one guy on team Diaz got so mad when she lost that he stopped talking to all the Jillian fans for a few weeks.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Leon Einstein posted:

I never watched it. Is is a serial or can you watch any episode at any time? Is it on Netflix?

I kind of crave 90s nostalgia because optimism still existed. That's now lost forever and we're headed quickly toward climate catastrophe.

I'm pretty sure I'm watching it on Prime. Hard to tell with this Fire TV sometimes. The menu has 11 seasons.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Oh wow it's the guy from Bloodsport who breaks bricks with his head!

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Captain Yossarian posted:

All the episodes and the movies are good OP, you loving gabbagool

Someone else was arguing about that, man. I'm watching them all in order and enjoying them so far. Keep your cheese based insults to yourself, mister.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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I'm finding it refreshing that (so far) Scully has always dressed super conservatively and hasn't even shown cleavage yet.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Phy posted:

If I was doing a rewatch of X-Files again I'd keep a running total of how many times Fox "Butterfingers" Mulder loses his sidearm, and Scully has to save his scrub rear end

I always like the episodes with Michael McKean as the sleazy Area 51 guy

I'm on 5 I think. He saved her once from the vent crawler, and she saved him once when he lost his gun and almost got eviscerated by Jersey Devil girl.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Im just gonna watch them all in order while I do other poo poo and pay attention in proportion to how good it is. I was all excited to see the Jersey Devil episode because it was gonna be MOTW goodness, but it wasn't really that exciting at all.

Best part of the series so far was Mulder crying in the church while he listened to a recording of the interview they gave him that he can't remember because the erased a bit of his brain.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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I have to skim these posts because half of you guys are ruining the episodes for me.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Holy poo poo. You guys weren't kidding about them ripping off The Thing.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Philthy posted:

She's running around in a bra in like the second episode.

Either I missed it or they messed with the episode.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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JK Fresco posted:

There was a pen and paper RPG that came out right before the x-files did that basically sprang parallel from the same conspiracy influences and they had a better alien conspiracy imo

The reason I started watching is because I was looking into the Call of Cthulh and Delta Green games and it got me thinking that X-Files would be perfect to look for ideas in. So far it really hasn't, but it's been fun.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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You guys keep saying that the MOTW episodes are better. 10 episodes in and so far it's the other way around. MOTW's so far have been vent crawler, bigtitsfoot, and the incredibly lame Mars face space ghost.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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JK Fresco posted:

Fun fact: the MArs space ghost episode was made because they ran out of money

Holy crap! My daughter was watching it with me and asked if it was the end of the season and if they were out of money.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Lol I'm watching the weird sex pheromone Amish rapist episode and the Amish lady just said in a prayer: "We pray for the day of your coming, when we will know release."

That had to be intentional.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Holy poo poo there's like 24 episodes per season. No wonder the quality is so hit or miss. Just finished the episode where the federal agent and the back robber were sharing the same body. When the doctor gave up resuscitating the agent, Scully was all like, "Hell No, I won't let him die!" and kept jolting him and giving him shots to the heart and refused to let him die.

Later on when he passes out from a diabetic coma, she just kinda shrugs and accepts that he's dead and gets on with her life.

This show is so dumb lol.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Just finished the Manitou episode. Much higher quality than most of the previous stuff. The episode where they find out Mulder's informant was a big fat liar was pretty cool too.

The Dregs fucked around with this message at 02:17 on Oct 9, 2019

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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I just finished the episode about the autistic guy with the twin brother in a vat.

Times sure have changed.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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So far season 2 is much better than 1, despite the fact that all Scully does is Autopsies and tell Mulder he's full of poo poo.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Chinatown posted:

how many teens started smoking from the cool smoking man scenes

He's just an ugly old dude in a suit at a desk. I was a teen at the time. There were way cooler smokers to emulate.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Last night I saw Candyman and Uncle Rico from Napolean Dynamite...in the same episode. I also saw Seth Green as a kid. I know there's lots of others I am forgetting at the moment.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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So apparently Scully was abducted by LGM's. I keep thinking the aliens are going to kick her rear end out of the saucer for constantly complaining that they're bullshit.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Saint Drogo posted:

Scully does everything right, Mulder has the power of writers on his side.

UFO's dancing in circles above her head, 15 feet in the air.

"Swamp gas."

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Season 2, ep11. Mulder porn addiction: Confirmed

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Schlong Connery posted:

i loving love x-files. i think i'm gonna watch an episode right now. which one should i do?

I'm only 15 episodes into season 2 but so far the best one is the one where the guy turns into some type of aquatic worm monster. The one where Mulder was so depressed that Scully was missing that he couldn't sleep for weeks, but still found time to bone the wannabe vampire lady was pretty good too.

Also they've already remade the Thing twice.

Worst was the hermaphrodite Quaker vampires and space ghost.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Robokomodo posted:

Why the hell does everyone hate “Space”?

It’s not the best. Certainly isn’t the worst though. Don’t tell me it just sucks. Why does it suck?

It's a lot of crappy stock footage and one bad set, the story doesn't make much sense, the monster looks hilarious, and there's no real resolution. Not a cliffhanger, just a weak fart of an ending. It is really bad unless you're looking for something to riff on.

I am only in season 2 and it's the worst so far. Apparently the really bad episodes are yet to come.

The Dregs fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Oct 27, 2019

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The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

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Robokomodo posted:

If you’re looking for “resolution” you better quit right now. Or else you got a miserable (awesome) 9 seasons to go. The entire series is a cliffhanger.

I'm not looking for anything. I was just explaining why I think your pet episode was lovely. Take it easy man.

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