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Don't you just hate it when some rear end in a top hat sends you a bunch of gaycoins so now you have to go out and find a male prostitute to spend it on. Hell, before you know it you end up with a boyfriend like the guy in this story. quote:A Russian man is seeking more than $15,000 in damages from Apple after claiming that the U.S. tech giant drove him to homosexuality, the Govorit Moskva radio station has reported. Now I miss my iPhone as much as the next guy but all the forced buttstuff just wasn't worth it. I'm much happier now that I have an android and only gently caress sheep. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2019/10/02/russian-iphone-user-sues-apple-for-turning-him-gay-a67564 Lodin fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Oct 2, 2019 |
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Lmfao
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:04 |
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Where’s MY 69 GayCoins? Sent from my iPhone
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:09 |
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The value of GayCoins should continue to inflate as the market expands, but I'm still somewhat concerned it could turn into a bear market.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:11 |
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Phone gay so what
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:14 |
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I'm always afraid cryptocurrency apps will add a backdoor into my phone
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:15 |
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If apple makes you gay what does android do?!?
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:16 |
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Does mean I can sue lowtax because: I'm gay
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:16 |
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Buttcoinsex
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Blyad gay so what
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:17 |
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Hasn't he ever heard? An apple a day keeps the hetero at bay.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:19 |
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The Moscow Times posted:Razumilov accused Apple of “manipulatively pushing me toward homosexuality,”... Imagine buying an Apple product without realizing this is the company's raison d'être.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:20 |
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69 gay coins
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:20 |
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I wish i could afford to turn gay
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:22 |
Icochet posted:I wish i could afford to turn gay Anal douching supplies are much cheaper than children.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:22 |
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My old college buddy works at Apple. I'm contacting him right now to get to the bottom of this.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:23 |
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Chomp8645 posted:My old college buddy works at Apple. I'm contacting him right now to get to the bottom of this. Good, Chomp has his top guy on it
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Chomp8645 posted:I'm contacting him right now to get to the bottom
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I asked him what they were doing over there to cause this and... he said if he told me he'd have to kill me! I'm scared now. I think they got to him. They could be watching me now too!
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:28 |
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This seems like a scam to score more gaycoins
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:28 |
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well hes right, no sense in wasting some perfectly good gaycoins
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:29 |
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Icochet posted:I wish i could afford to turn gay The top 1% hordes 99% of the gay sex. Only Bernie Sanders has a solution for this.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:30 |
Moon Atari posted:The top 1% hordes Mongols definitely. Don't you be talking about no Huns.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:31 |
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I think he has a slam dunk case if he submits YOSPOS as evidence.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:37 |
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I dont get it do you have to like provide proof that youre doing guys to get the coins out of the exchange or what
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:37 |
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Stanky Bean posted:I dont get it do you have to like provide proof that youre doing guys to get the coins out of the exchange or what You have to provide at least a half dozen home videos of you loving your man to prove that you are consistently gay to the court and jury.
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Colonel Cancer posted:If apple makes you gay what does android do?!? you won't get laid at all
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:42 |
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lmao
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:44 |
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It's a normal crpyto ransom scheme. They send you the GayCoins for free, but then you have to buy the StraightCoins to get your heterosexuality back.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:44 |
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я гей
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:45 |
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Haha, got ‘em
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:49 |
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69 GayCoins go for 420 WeedCoins on the exchange. Coincidence?
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:52 |
Kak posted:69 GayCoins go for 420 WeedCoins on the exchange. Coincidence? Legalize gay weed!
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:56 |
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hell, same
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 18:59 |
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They should settle the lawsuit in gaycoin
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 19:00 |
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Man, these Chuck Tingle books just keep getting weirder.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 19:02 |
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I really need to know how these GayCoins work.
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 19:12 |
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taco season posted:I really need to know how these GayCoins work. Well you see, every time you have gay sex, really go at it, a tiny fraction of a gaycoin is generated and added to your wallet.
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taco season posted:I really need to know how these GayCoins work. "I have 69 GayCoins" is really just a pickup line, no GayCoins need to be exchanged to have gay sex
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# ? Oct 2, 2019 19:33 |
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So Apple turned a man into a fruit and he's sueing. I'm waiting for the class lawsuit against Google by all the innocent victims who searched for "goatse" then turned gay.
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