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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I knew iphones were gay

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

BigBadSteve posted:

I'm waiting for the class lawsuit against Google by all the innocent victims who searched for "goatse" then turned gay.

One wonders, do people find Goatse erotic? A work of art no doubt but it's not really.. fetching. Brutal and honest yes, but sexy?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Klyith posted:

"I have 69 GayCoins" is really just a pickup line, no GayCoins need to be exchanged to have gay sex

Fuckkkk

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
wtf how do I get 69 gaycoins?!

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
Steve Jobs was gay hth

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I wonder if "somebody talked me into trying gay sex and it turned out to be really good, so now I'm gay, darn it" is the story of anybody who's not lying

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It’s not a bug it’s a feature.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Icochet posted:

One wonders, do people find Goatse erotic? A work of art no doubt but it's not really.. fetching. Brutal and honest yes, but sexy?
Kirk certainly did.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Me: siri I think I may be in trouble for getting 69 gaycoins on an app which turned me gay please don't sing Dragula

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan
One MILLION rubles!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Turns out topping one guy is like trying sirius satellite radio for one month and now you'll never get rid of the drat gay

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Look, I'm not saying that's a bad price....... I just......ya....no.....ya i just don't really use it that much. Yes......yes......ok I don't even care about Howard stern is he even still alive?

Fine....5 gaycoins I guess.....ugghhh...
..


fine I'll be gay for 6 months and if I still don't get anything out of it I'm calling back

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

:bitcoin: :sissies: :ussr:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Icochet posted:

One wonders, do people find Goatse erotic? A work of art no doubt but it's not really.. fetching. Brutal and honest yes, but sexy?

So you don't find Goatse erotic.You pervert, you absolute degenerate.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Me: siri I think I may be in trouble for getting 69 gaycoins on an app which turned me gay please don't sing Dragula
making adam sandler noises as I post old fyad jokes

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Dr. Snuggles posted:

Phone gay so what

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Colonel Cancer posted:

If apple makes you gay what does android do?!?

an "incel"

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
My body is ready for a slapfight about consumer electronics

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Ultra Carp
im russian

selan dyin
Dec 27, 2007

i own macbook, ipad and android phone

i am
buy-sexual (and have significant credit card debt)

:smug:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
if this were true putin would have had his thugs put their boots in his mouth

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Pickwick High posted:

Steve Jobs was gay hth

Gay with Maurice Jenkins. :gay:

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
I love how the most money this dimwitted ruskie can imagine is $15k lmao

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey man if $15K ain’t poo poo to you give me $15k. Communism bitch. :homebrew:

Biscats n Gravy
Jun 13, 2018

Smile.
You can get paid for being gay? WTF then why have I been doing it for free this whole time? What a ripoff.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
is that how it works? I just send someone something with the word "gay" in it and they become gay? If so I'm suing Lowtax for $65

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
No one will steal my GayCoins! No one! They're all mine!

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
I prefer to use BiCoin it's more versatile, and easier to change into HeteroCoin if and when needed

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

This guy should meet HypnoLoser.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

CharlestonJew posted:

is that how it works? I just send someone something with the word "gay" in it and they become gay? If so I'm suing Lowtax for $65

No. You have to specifically engineer homosexuality into the product, as Apple does

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I bought an iTunes gift card at the checkout line and next thing I know I'm in the men's room blowing some dude. What the hell, Apple?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I thought it was Apple Pay the whole time, boy do I feel dumb.

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Moon Atari posted:

The value of GayCoins should continue to inflate as the market expands, but I'm still somewhat concerned it could turn into a bear market.

drat this is a good joke

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
So iPhones have Gay Tracing Technology, does this mean other Apple hardware does too? Is it proprietary to Apple, or can I get some kind of PCI card for my PC?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

American lawsuit: McDonald's burned my pussy off.

Russian lawsuit: I have met a wonderful man. We are very much in love. The cold Russian nights are a little warmer now. I despise you for doing this to me.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Gutcruncher posted:

So iPhones have Gay Tracing Technology, does this mean other Apple hardware does too? Is it proprietary to Apple, or can I get some kind of PCI card for my PC?

what do you think the GTX cards to

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
https://youtu.be/8ZLuJwwnGpU

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Applewhite posted:

It’s not a bug it’s a feature.

Are you talking about AIDS?

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Vulgar
Aug 17, 2003

I am the man of la Mancha… my dream is impossible!

Pounded in the butt by zombie Steve Jobs

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