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Captain Foo posted:What do you think I was doing how did you know when to go home?
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Krankenstyle posted:how did you know when to go home? pinch in plop out
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Bulgakov posted:pinch in plop out
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Oct 10, 2019 14:54
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its time to poo poo or get off the clock
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https://twitter.com/DJShakespeare/status/1182357703504478208
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Stymie posted:
And just let some other endless line of slavering masses take our place? I scoff sir, scoff at the notion. If you're so worried about it why don't you get all Red Army Faction in silicon valley and start your own social change. PM me if you get cool patches. I won't be down for hostage taking without a cool patch. Until then stop raining on the rest of us pillaging our lovely apathetic bosses. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Brock Samsonite posted:And just let some other endless line of slavering masses take our place? I scoff sir, scoff at the notion. do not quote
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Agile Vector posted:its time to poo poo or get off the clock
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When I was bored out of my mind at a summer job in my late teens, I made a rubber band ball about a foot in diameter over the course of like a week. I took it home and am still using them to this day.
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office space is a masterpiece you punk nerds
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Roosevelt posted:office space is a masterpiece you punk nerds its p good the cast elevates it though. it could easily be mediocre
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Krankenstyle posted:its p good a good movie is the sum of all of its parts, who knew
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Cold on a Cob posted:i'd steal from stymie's workplace if you’ve been marched out of the city at gunpoint to Do Labor at a collective farm for a bowl of rice a day, is it really “stealing” to sneak a couple bits of produce for yourself?
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i always liked lowtax's story of his coworker learning he was just laid off and immediately standing up and rolling his aeron chair into the elevator and out the office
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during my first job out of school one of my coworkers was also my roommate and he was an extreme cheapass. one day he took a duffle bag into the office after hours and filled it up with the free soda from the fridge. myself and the other roommate were shocked at how astoundingly stupid and cheap that was he got fired just after he hit the one year mark but no one knows why
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PIZZA.BAT posted:during my first job out of school one of my coworkers was also my roommate and he was an extreme cheapass. one day he took a duffle bag into the office after hours and filled it up with the free soda from the fridge. myself and the other roommate were shocked at how astoundingly stupid and cheap that was idk seems smart to me
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yeah lemme just badge in after hours and then be recorded on camera walking out with a super heavy duffel bag definitely worth it
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the first step is you steal a co-workers badge and wear a wig when you do it, obviously.
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PIZZA.BAT posted:yeah lemme just badge in after hours and then be recorded on camera walking out with a super heavy duffel bag if u can get away with it why not. im sure i could get away with that in my office
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i think the fundamental disconnect is that yosposters don't realize they're the boss in this scenario
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seems like the boss just discovered another revenue stream 
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I get all my cleaning supplies, toilet paper, dish soap, and hand towels from work. Absolutely FREE
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this sort of stuff puts me in a quandary. like there’s a lot of poo poo at various works that would never be missed and it’s a shame not to put it to good use I have a pretty cushy job these days and while the chance of getting busted or facing consequences for petty theft are remote, I have no desire to take anything. I have too much to lose. anyway, if there’s one thing I have too much of it’s material bullshit. gently caress the waste in modern capitalism git apologist fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Oct 27, 2019 |
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Gentle Autist posted:I have too much to lose. anyway, if there’s one thing I have too much of it’s material bullshit. gently caress the waste in modern capitalism  so what you're saying is i should embezzle money and pad my retirement fund instead? i like how you think
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Kind Friend posted:how have there been 2 songs posted itt and neither of them are king missile i was wondering the same, but thankfully you're here they wrote another song along the same theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9inOtq0Ayek e: i don't steal things because i don't want to get caught, but if i didn't care i would steal from walmart, if you work somewhere corporate it's fine Broken Machine fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Oct 26, 2019 |
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Oct 26, 2019 13:17
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good employees steal, great employees convince purchasing to buy two with one for home use
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i’m on disability now and this thread just makes me lament all the missed opportunities i’ve had. especially considering how drat expensive a good office chair really is, which i hadn’t realized in time. i could’ve been ballin’ out on a herman miller instead of this ikea piece of poo poo.
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I’d steal a laptop but my employer is wise to that and only buys touchbar macs and surface pros. owned or what
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i charge my phone at work does that count
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A good office chair is only expensive if you buy it new, fortunately there's lots of incompetent tech companies that go bankrupt so you can buy their chairs dirt cheap at clearance
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echinopsis posted:i charge my phone at work does that count according to our corporate policy, yes. i think its only there as an excuse to ding bad employees because every person has a charger on their desk now bringing in additional batteries to charge and use at home, that's going the extra mile Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 11:50 on Oct 27, 2019 |
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r u ready to WALK posted:A good office chair is only expensive if you buy it new, fortunately there's lots of incompetent tech companies that go bankrupt so you can buy their chairs dirt cheap at clearance
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r u ready to WALK posted:A good office chair is only expensive if you buy it new, fortunately there's lots of incompetent tech companies that go bankrupt so you can buy their chairs dirt cheap at clearance i work for a small company and our first batch of chairs we got were from a company closing down. a bunch of employees were standing around looking very somber while we picked them up and were riding around them in the parking lot.
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Agile Vector posted:according to our corporate policy, yes. i think its only there as an excuse to ding bad employees because every person has a charger on their desk Does no one at work use their phones for work?
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stealing is badass
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Agile Vector posted:good employees steal, great employees convince purchasing to buy two with one for home use As a purchaser I really enjoy getting our engineers and my other co-workers something nice and expensing it as R&D materials.
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ShadowHawk posted:What is the even theoretical justification of this? company’s payin for power for the company not yer phone I’m sure that’s it, just like people making minimum wage getting fired for “fraud” over a minute difference in time card numbers is a thing
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