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Clubs are too loud
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Oct 5, 2019 15:28
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You’re wife will know when you get a bonner.
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Oct 5, 2019 15:33
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booze feels good
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Oct 5, 2019 15:40
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I'm 38 and I still go clubbing. I mean, someone has to control the seal population.
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Oct 5, 2019 15:40
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Are you asian, op? In my experience every club needs an old asian man with glowsticks. At that point it's just a numbers game and waiting for the right young girl with an old asian man with glowsticks fetish
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Oct 5, 2019 15:43
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Introduce yourself as the owner of that fine establishment
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Oct 5, 2019 15:47
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Bees twerk to navigate the land. Maybe they were bees.
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Oct 5, 2019 15:52
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if you had sex with them you might have to talk with them afterwards. its not worth it OP, 20-somethings are boring and stupid
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Oct 5, 2019 16:10
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congrats on your divorce op. possibly estrangement from your daughter as well.
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Oct 5, 2019 16:17
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Start doing kinky poo poo with your wife. Film it. Become part of the Pornhub community.
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Oct 5, 2019 16:28
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join a swingers club OPOldstench posted:Start doing kinky poo poo with your wife. Film it. Become part of the Pornhub community. this too
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Oct 5, 2019 16:50
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Piggy Smalls posted:Or would I revert back to my introvert self and do nothing. it's this, op
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Oct 5, 2019 17:09
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Clubs are boring and loud
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Oct 5, 2019 17:17
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bomb posted:Clubs are boring and loud Wear ear plugs and jerk off between dances
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Oct 5, 2019 17:45
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Piggy Smalls posted:Cosmic joke. As people said: the youth is wasted on the young. I have the maturity and wherewithal at 51 but In the body of a 51 year old. you've got nothing. that 'maturity and wherewithal' you think is so useful is actually going to be incredibly unattractive to these younger women. You'll seem mature like their dad. The truth is that YOUR youth was wasted. The truth is that if you were in a younger man's body you'd still pussy out. Because that's what you are. A giant pussy. You should thank your lucky stars you have someone to go home to and the end of the day and stop lusting after young women like a loving creep. Also you weren't in a club with your wife that's a loving a cracker barrel you moron
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Oct 5, 2019 17:51
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sex excellence posted:you've got nothing. that 'maturity and wherewithal' you think is so useful is actually going to be incredibly unattractive to these younger women. You'll seem mature like their dad. yikes. way to hit him right in the feels my dude.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:02
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sex excellence posted:you've got nothing. that 'maturity and wherewithal' you think is so useful is actually going to be incredibly unattractive to these younger women. You'll seem mature like their dad. Good username/post combo
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Oct 5, 2019 18:08
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middleclassfancy.jpg
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Oct 5, 2019 18:12
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You’re wife will know when you get a bonner. Yeah, good luck with that as a 51-year-old sadsack.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:12
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The Cockler posted:i don't actually care about your post at all but i feel the need to assert how much better i am than you anyway 
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Oct 5, 2019 18:14
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sex excellence posted:you've got nothing. that 'maturity and wherewithal' you think is so useful is actually going to be incredibly unattractive to these younger women. You'll seem mature like their dad. this. take your mature wise rear end home and care about something worthwhile instead of this and dont post about it.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:15
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After your wife moistened up at the club, you two should have gone back to the car and relived your youth in the parking lot. While the hot bartender banged her in the back seat, you could have sat in the front seat and played Pokémon on your Gameboy while living in a society.
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Oct 5, 2019 18:21
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OP and his wife at "the club":
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Oct 5, 2019 18:26
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actual image of the OPs busted rear end old man sneakers
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Oct 5, 2019 18:27
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i skimmed your post op, but why is your wife 15
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Oct 5, 2019 18:54
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Burt Sexual posted:Clubs are too loud Then turn it down
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Oct 5, 2019 20:17
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If you are old, go to Disneyland.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:24
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Obsidianheart posted:Yeah, good luck with that as a 51-year-old sadsack. I would have sex with a 51 year old lady.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:27
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Piggy Smalls posted:So I’m at the bar with my wife of 15 years and I am 51 years old. I don’t feel dead yet but know that I am “old.” I recall the younger years of being vibrant and full of the energy of life. Of strength and virility. So as I sit after having a bottle of wine I see at the front of the club some young ladies twerking each other. These could be daughters of mine but I find myself transfixed with their youth and disregard for what may be considered “normal”. I stare trying to avoid my wife seeing me stare and wonder within myself what it would be like to have the knowledge that I have now placed in a younger body and at this moment in my life. Would I walk to them and offer to pay for drinks? Would I strike up a conversation? Or would I revert back to my introvert self and do nothing. As I think this I am cognizant of my wife mere feet from me and look down hoping she cannot read my mind as I lust for their attention. It's a lot more depressing if you suffer from back pain.
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Oct 5, 2019 20:30
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At the wife/spouse with my club
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Oct 5, 2019 20:57
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:At the wife/spouse with my club Eww
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Oct 5, 2019 21:00
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drat this wife has a long lineup but the cover is cheap
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Oct 5, 2019 21:02
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Was it your idea or the wife's to visit this den of sin?
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Oct 5, 2019 21:29
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I wanna hear the op's pearls of wisdom that he allegedly learned during the last 51 years
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Oct 5, 2019 22:06
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One thing I can say as a man of middle years is that I am not ghetto enough to appreciate a twerk.
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Oct 5, 2019 22:08
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CassandraZara posted:Send your wife over there to dance instead. Encourage her to laugh and have fun with these women half her age. Go over there and buy drinks for the whole group, but hit on your wife like she's the sexiest of the group. Do some cocaine in the bathroom with her. Take her home and gently caress her like she's some college thot. 
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Oct 5, 2019 22:28
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Just bang your wife you don't have to go through the weird cocaine and quasi friendship with 20 year olds. They'll just think this old geezer and his old lady are super weird for trying to include them in the roleplay
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Oct 5, 2019 23:14
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15 years having sex with the same woman? My eyes would be straying too. Maybe ask her for an open relationship so she can get a good dicking from a 25 year old man who can get erect without a pill
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Oct 5, 2019 23:34
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live footage of the OP https://www.instagram.com/p/BwLV4YYFmVQVXE0WSXVMx8tUbwJtKYeHuR2RFA0/ numberoneposter fucked around with this message at 23:53 on Oct 5, 2019 |
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Oct 5, 2019 23:48
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Don't overthink it. I'm 45, look like 35 and leave the clubs to younger people. Go to posh bars that kids can't afford, squander your boomer parent's inheritance and laugh, secure in the knowledge that thanks to neoliberalism those millennials will have to eat dirt and gravel by the time they are your age. Live the GenXer dream.
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