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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Literally A Person posted:

...we only have one tiny little filter.

and gently caress if I'm going to the bimart tomorrow to replace it.

Prepare yourself



From right to left
In house pump so I can suck water faster than anyone else from the line (Burt’s an rear end)
Multiple shut offs bypasses
In home water meter, for eco reasons
Shitter flush water in case
35? Gallon reserve, we don’t run atm
Dual in line whole house filters
Dual RO filters, I disconnected as they were poo poo and got a Britta
Digital (AI enabled lol) water softener
* not pictured clean water running to the house humidifier

Ima prepper :synpa:

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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
What country id thid

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

JK Fresco posted:

What country id thid

America?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

My city gives me water and then I drink it, then eventually I pee some out and flush it and the city takes it away

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

sweet thursday posted:

My city gives me water and then I drink it, then eventually I pee some out and flush it and the city takes it away

I believe this is called the watercycle

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

sweet thursday posted:

My city gives me water and then I drink it, then eventually I pee some out and flush it and the city takes it away

“Gives”?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

sweet thursday posted:

My city gives me water and then I drink it, then eventually I pee some out and flush it and the city takes it away

The city can have my excrement when they pry it out of my cold dead butthole.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
You know they can use your poop to magic you!?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Burt Sexual posted:

“Gives”?

It was bundled into the price of my condo fees. Now that I have a house with its own meter and bill I will probably edit that to "the city pounds me up the rear end and gives me a cup of water to do with as I please"

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop

Burt Sexual posted:

Prepare yourself



From right to left
In house pump so I can suck water faster than anyone else from the line (Burt’s an rear end)
Multiple shut offs bypasses
In home water meter, for eco reasons
Shitter flush water in case
35? Gallon reserve, we don’t run atm
Dual in line whole house filters
Dual RO filters, I disconnected as they were poo poo and got a Britta
Digital (AI enabled lol) water softener
* not pictured clean water running to the house humidifier

Ima prepper :synpa:

jfc Burt, what the hell?

I'm following through most of that, but what is the bronze globe thing at the center of the pic?

Also, I did a double take but the bypass on the two inline filter is in the off position, right? Hard to tell from the pic, thought it was in open position when I first looked, but just may be camera angle/perspective. And if those filter cartridges were white originally, yeah, time to change.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Internetjack posted:

jfc Burt, what the hell?

I'm following through most of that, but what is the bronze globe thing at the center of the pic?

Also, I did a double take but the bypass on the two inline filter is in the off position, right? Hard to tell from the pic, thought it was in open position when I first looked, but just may be camera angle/perspective. And if those filter cartridges were white originally, yeah, time to change.

Globe is the meter

Filters are on, the over the top line is for when you DONT filter water. You want that closed. Normally

The cases for the filters are rust colored by manufacturers, what a bad choice. I go by sediment in them that I see and water flow from the meter. But yeah I need to do it again. gently caress it’s work. See the blue roundish thing I hit that w a rubber mallet to get it loose. Mallet out of frame.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Burt Sexual posted:

I hit that w a mallet

Burt IRL:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chief McHeath posted:

bout time we got some construda in dis mothafucka

Wanna see my black shitter?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Idk what this means, but it looks bad and I have teeth

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Fine


:nws:
https://i.imgur.com/XcTEfLJ.jpg

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Black pants, black shoes, black toilet, BLACK SOUL

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





What the... why?!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LabyaMynora posted:

What the... why?!

What’s your problem, son?

sweet thursday posted:

Black pants, black shoes, black toilet, BLACK SOUL

Black sweatshirt

Burt’s a secret goth, it’s out now

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Burt Sexual posted:

Wanna see my black shitter?

u begul making GBS threads

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Burt Sexual posted:

What’s your problem, son?

Like, how do you know if it's... y'know... dirty?

I'm talking' poop streaks in the toilet bowl.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LabyaMynora posted:

Like, how do you know if it's... y'know... dirty?

I'm talking' poop streaks in the toilet bowl.

I mean, you don’t clean it irrespective of visual evidence? I mean I have people that help out here, but it gets done weekly. Gross. Your gross. Do you smell your toilet?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

sweet thursday posted:

Black pants, black shoes, black toilet, BLACK SOUL

Burt: Strong stream

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

sweet thursday posted:

Black pants, black shoes, black toilet, BLACK SOUL

The mod's a timebomb.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
Real talk Burt: WTF is up with pissing with the seat down? I didn't even do that as a bachelor but I can't imagine your wife appreciates it.

Edit: is it to get back at her for her leopard print thong?

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
Lift the seat you trashy boi.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Man, i'm glad I live in a civilised country where all I have to do is turn on my tap to get water and never have to worry about not having enough water to flush my toilet.

Sure makes up for all our lovely food and terrible teeth we all have!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

therobit posted:

Real talk Burt: WTF is up with pissing with the seat down? I didn't even do that as a bachelor but I can't imagine your wife appreciates it.

Edit: is it to get back at her for her leopard print thong?

Hold on...lolololoolol

Beta

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Seriously she never uses that one, we have more than one! It’s the “boys restroom”. Gets alot'of pee

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
So you like sitting in your own piss when you go to poo poo?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Resting Lich Face posted:

So you like sitting in your own piss when you go to poo poo?

My aim is true. Pix back it up, sloppy pisser.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Burt Sexual posted:

I mean, you don’t clean it irrespective of visual evidence? I mean I have people that help out here, but it gets done weekly. Gross. Your gross. Do you smell your toilet?

I clean it once a week, but if there's poo streaks, it needs to be cleaned right then and there. You can't leave poo streaks in the bowl for the rest of the week. WHAT KIND OF GROSS ANIMAL ARE YOU?! J'ACCUSE! J'ACCUSE!!!

Also, you gross 'cuz you pee standing up with the seat down. That's a sex crime.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

LabyaMynora posted:

I clean it once a week, but if there's poo streaks, it needs to be cleaned right then and there. You can't leave poo streaks in the bowl for the rest of the week. WHAT KIND OF GROSS ANIMAL ARE YOU?! J'ACCUSE! J'ACCUSE!!!

Also, you gross 'cuz you pee standing up with the seat down. That's a sex crime.

Maybe she invaded MY bathroom and left the seat down? That would never happen!

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Burt Sexual posted:

My aim is true. Pix back it up, sloppy pisser.

I can see piss splatter on the seat in the photo you posted, you gross animal. Just leave the seat up 24/7 like a civilized man.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

therobit posted:

I can see piss splatter on the seat in the photo you posted, you gross animal. Just leave the seat up 24/7 like a civilized man.

That’s my dog, Halo, he drinks water there. He’s 11 and doesn’t gaf

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Wait Burt you hsve servsnts? No wonder you can affkrd tk mod for free

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

JK Fresco posted:

Wait Burt you hsve servsnts? No wonder you can affkrd tk mod for free

You’ve seemed drunk all night.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Im noy drink just on my phone

Also it id am artistic choice

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Dear god burt why are you playing yourself like this

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Dear god burt why are you playing yourself like this

I have my reasons, so how’s your water?

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