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Hello goons, please join! Let's make some loving haikus Like this pre-made one. Alternatively, You could kiss my massive arse. Just kidding, love ya!
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Haikus need seasons Or so I was once told off By goons, unlike you
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Oct 6, 2019 22:47
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Once you start using Five seven five format stuff It gets hard to stop
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Oct 6, 2019 22:52
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Kickstarter funded No Christmas gifts this year kids Need to pay racist
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Oct 6, 2019 22:56
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Wakka wakka wak Ka wakka wakka wakka Wakka wakka wak
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Oct 6, 2019 22:57
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Evenings shorter The dry leaves rustle and fall It is autumn - FART!
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Oct 6, 2019 22:59
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Poasty posted:Wakka wakka wak I adore this post It is like avant garde art It warms my cold heart
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Oct 6, 2019 23:00
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Poetry for goons GBS forum awaits Glorious shitposts
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Oct 6, 2019 23:00
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One time the op Made a gbs thread. Wow! Nothing else happened
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Oct 6, 2019 23:01
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I have to admit My threads unoriginal But I love haikus
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Oct 6, 2019 23:04
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thread with low effort calls me to GBS to post dimetrodons 
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Oct 6, 2019 23:10
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Unfunny shitpost, Irony poisoned forums, Shut it down okay Roberto_Silencio fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Oct 6, 2019 |
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Oct 6, 2019 23:21
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All bad posters Deserve swift execution Including myself
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Oct 6, 2019 23:24
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:thread with low effort Voted 1 - gas this Post more Permian critters In new thread that's good
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Oct 6, 2019 23:25
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A cock and two balls, Two nipples and a hole, A man for my slave.
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Oct 6, 2019 23:28
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Poopity scoop poop Whoopty scoop whoop poopoo Scoop diddy whoop poop
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Oct 6, 2019 23:32
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My thread she is bad, And so am I, may I add. It is good fun tho.
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Oct 6, 2019 23:37
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i am a doctor, a Syrian freedom fighter, in this cell i rot. Victim of women, am I too short? sleep with me! mods help - jon pop alt
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Oct 7, 2019 00:12
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Writing a haiku Brings me, like autumn snow, tears; How do these finish
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Oct 7, 2019 00:13
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God drat it, you dog, Those are my shoes, you can't fit. Mail God, please help me.
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Oct 7, 2019 00:21
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random gay sex like gently caress butch and poo poo shimmering butt
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Oct 7, 2019 00:30
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penis size does not matter at all when you are not having sex, op
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Oct 7, 2019 00:40
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We can rebuild him The doctor nods knowingly Over Taxman’s spine
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Oct 7, 2019 00:48
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The children forlorn No Christmas presents this year A hotdog man laughs
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Oct 7, 2019 00:50
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Haunting saxophone Writhing in bathtub madness Fecal lasagne
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Oct 7, 2019 00:53
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Hark! The lemur jumps, Lemurs are budget monkeys Who cares if they jump?
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Oct 7, 2019 00:53
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Garfield posted:Haunting saxophone Every Garfield strip Is what your haiku describes Nice forums combo
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Oct 7, 2019 00:54
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Hiding in plain sight Aatrek was a pedophile But uh-oh mods knew
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Oct 7, 2019 00:55
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Poasty posted:Every Garfield strip New Garfield eats app Get your Garfield shaped pizza Love me don’t leave me
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Oct 7, 2019 00:56
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It’s a lovely day In the village and you are A horrible goose
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Oct 7, 2019 00:58
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me, age twelve, and mom pissing from what seems to be the fourth dimension
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Oct 7, 2019 00:59
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Imagine four balls Upon the edge of a cliff Time works the same way
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Oct 7, 2019 01:02
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these dead, gay forums, funded by rich old posters gas thread, ban op
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Oct 7, 2019 01:14
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falling leaves tumble creatures prepare to slumber a cat cleans itself
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Oct 7, 2019 04:50
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citizen, stop now alas, it is now too late i can't stop pissing
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Oct 7, 2019 04:51
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first i stumble and then i fall over proper rear end, balls akimbo
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Oct 7, 2019 05:07
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There once was a man from Bruges who got limericks and haikus confused
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Oct 7, 2019 05:12
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It burns when I pee Is it an infection, or Satan ate me out Third degree burning My labia has melted Cooking my poor baby Thanksgiving arrives Hop me up on the table Who will carve the babe? Uncle Remus will He was always good at that Waste not, want not, right? My burnt baby can feed A family of seven Are you hungry yet
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Oct 7, 2019 05:16
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Breetai posted:There once was a man He then tried to rhyme to the end of each line, but three syllables short? Unamused.
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Oct 7, 2019 05:18
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give me the pepper om nom nom nom nom nom nom give me the french fries
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