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When you poo poo your pants, Don't fret, rather, celebrate! Who else could poo poo them?!
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You’ll cowards Don’t even smoke crack Bottom text
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Oct 8, 2019 23:25
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poo poo pants, hurry up, quick! Whew! Got em off just in time! Wear these one more day
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Oct 8, 2019 23:27
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bell jar posted:anybody on 
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Oct 8, 2019 23:27
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Who likes to suck dicks? Mrffff grbblle shlfff mmffp shlpp mmphh Mmm mmm slurp slurp gulp
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Oct 8, 2019 23:32
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Who likes to suck dicks? HAHAHa! 
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Oct 8, 2019 23:34
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wanna be tickled thrown around in a play fight and giggle all day
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Oct 8, 2019 23:48
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lingerie rainboots what are you doin to me kissing on the floor
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Oct 9, 2019 00:15
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Man seeking his peace Rhino gives birth to slick clown Shikaka
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Oct 9, 2019 00:22
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he won’t take my crap he is teaching a lesson on how to be cool been writing a lot now my brain thinks in haikus thanks a lot op
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A pack of kobolds surrounds the party's healer. I cast fireball.
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Oct 9, 2019 00:28
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Holy poo poo, what is going on? Holy poo poo…PISS! It's so hot in here!
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Oct 9, 2019 00:32
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i could be working instead browsing gbs and posting haikus
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Oct 9, 2019 00:38
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thinking about that one guy who put a fleshlight in his car exhaust
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Oct 9, 2019 00:39
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i made my life suck by doing crazy drat things now i must rebuild
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Oct 9, 2019 01:06
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get naked and dance bums tums tits and dicks flailing flesh revolution
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Oct 9, 2019 01:09
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bell jar posted:get naked and dance if only
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Oct 9, 2019 01:14
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My bathroom smells like glossier perfume best friend bought me. I love her.
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Oct 9, 2019 01:34
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Igotabigdick I do not believe you I can’t count past 6.
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Oct 9, 2019 01:37
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wish he'd come over just show up at the front door volvo in driveway
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Oct 9, 2019 01:46
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what is with us goons restrict all our syllables we post about sex
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Oct 9, 2019 02:36
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bell jar posted:what is with us goons  
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Oct 9, 2019 02:50
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haiku, like my body each leg has a length: five feet but the dong? seven
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Oct 9, 2019 03:18
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when the birds fly by each has its own song to sing squawked attempts at woo
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Oct 9, 2019 04:08
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The OP says, quote, Make some god drat haikus, but God does not hate them
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Oct 9, 2019 04:14
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Slap me with a fish Cold and wet, it causes pain Yes, I'm still alive
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Oct 9, 2019 04:17
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Son sleeps fitfully But could wake again any moment So I post haikus
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Oct 9, 2019 04:22
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cubone promised sex talk after he got his tea still awaiting talk.
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Oct 9, 2019 04:27
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Noise on the front porch - I chased a stray cat away With a paint scraper
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Oct 9, 2019 04:28
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zombie cat attack son of Sam-I-Am unmoved protects his fortress.
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Oct 9, 2019 04:33
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Zombie cat attack I like the sound of that, but... You're overstating
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Oct 9, 2019 04:37
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i needed 5 tho and that is just what came first so.. hyperbole.
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Oct 9, 2019 04:39
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The mods on this site Are really good at their jobs Except the bad ones
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Oct 9, 2019 04:41
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My Shoes, you're alright Hyperbole is always Appreciated
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Oct 9, 2019 04:42
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A cat has nine lives But what if one reaches ten? There's your zombie cat
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Oct 9, 2019 04:45
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Foretold the Geese came Bringing the Age of Duckness, Laying the Mind Egg. "You know those glow-shoes that shuffle girls wear..." pondered Plato to no one. A whore chopped up in Siberia - "Ninety-nine Luftkörperteile"
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Oct 9, 2019 04:56
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I like haikus - you? No, I can hardly stand them. Ah, well, too bad then.
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Oct 9, 2019 05:11
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this has been real fun Son of Sam-I-Am you're cool gbs friends rock
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Oct 9, 2019 05:19
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i might have stolen this but its from a facebook post i made seven years ago and google isn't returning anything so nevermind gently caress you im a genius, probably tarantula teeth are proportionally big enough to have hair
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him name norris, chuck looking for a gently caress looked around and flipped a buck
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