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a stoplight Someone with some real problems that's who |
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Some crazy Satanist guy just going to town on sacrificing a goat: "I just like to give the pedestrians a little extra room" |
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Oct 7, 2019 17:21
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"One car length between us per ten miles per hour!" - says a guy who doesn't even like pie |
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Oct 7, 2019 17:27
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It's me. I'm the guy in da OP. |
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Oct 7, 2019 18:52
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[Screaming and gesturing wildly at the car that stopped for me as i approached the crosswalk] Come on buddy, you're holding up traffic!! [there's nobody behind them] get moving you sick gently caress, you're making people late!!! [I pull out an airhorn and lay on it]
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Oct 7, 2019 19:29
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alnilam posted:[Screaming and gesturing wildly at the car that stopped for me as i approached the crosswalk] Come on buddy, you're holding up traffic!! [there's nobody behind them] get moving you sick gently caress, you're making people late!!! [I pull out an airhorn and lay on it] |
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Oct 7, 2019 20:32
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red light cameras but instead they take pictures of people that don't pull their car close enough to the line
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Oct 7, 2019 20:35
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apparently white people do this thing where we increase speed by 1.5x when the crosswalk light comes on and black twitter really appreciates it
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Oct 7, 2019 20:42
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alnilam posted:[Screaming and gesturing wildly at the car that stopped for me as i approached the crosswalk] Come on buddy, you're holding up traffic!! [there's nobody behind them] get moving you sick gently caress, you're making people late!!! [I pull out an airhorn and lay on it]
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Oct 7, 2019 20:48
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hmm, yellow light BETTER TURN INTO THE WORST HUMAN EVER
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Oct 7, 2019 21:09
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i am constantly aware of any and all cyclists including the one's who aren't even there |
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Oct 7, 2019 21:59
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Stop well before the line. Hit the gas early. Blast into the intersection at full speed just after the light turns green. You have become the Overman. Crave nothing more fervently than the return to this intersection innumerable times more. |
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Oct 7, 2019 22:33
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mountaincat posted:Stop well before the line. Hit the gas early. Blast into the intersection at full speed just after the light turns green. You have become the Overman. Crave nothing more fervently than the return to this intersection innumerable times more. getting a jump hmm you'd have to time it perfectly
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Oct 8, 2019 00:20
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 I hope this diagram helps
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Oct 8, 2019 01:15
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my car slows to a ludicrously slow speed, one (1) mph, when I'm 100 feet away from the light, like a tortoise my vehicle lumbers towards the stop line but comes to a stop ~15ft away. I look into my rear view mirror and laugh, "yeah i'm into some really sick hosed up poo poo!" |
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Oct 8, 2019 01:15
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vanisher posted:
I will do my best to avoid the Ethiopian zone. |
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Oct 8, 2019 02:15
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Oct 8, 2019 07:13
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<3 
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The real Big Dick Power Move is to put on ODB's Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version, crank that poo poo, drive purposefully into the middle of the intersection, stop, and just start fuckin' FLEXIN' on those fools.
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 12:21 on Oct 8, 2019
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Oct 8, 2019 07:18
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Heather Papps posted:hmm, yellow light BETTER TURN INTO THE WORST HUMAN EVER Should make it an orange light |
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Oct 8, 2019 12:19
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does anyone else here use your indicator lights? cause like, no one on the road seems tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo it really grinds my gears you know. car metaphor.
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Oct 8, 2019 15:44
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i had a hand transplant from a serial killer and now it has a mind of it's own using my turn signal when im turning into my driveway. even when no one else is around because I live on a quiet cul-de-sac 
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Oct 8, 2019 15:49
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I love no longer owning a car and getting everywhere by train, bus, and bike. |
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Oct 8, 2019 16:07
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I love no longer owning a car and getting everywhere by train, bus, and bike. I wish this were feasible, driving is the most wretched thing ever invented. I swear hell is just a giant traffic jam
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Oct 8, 2019 16:40
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pixaal posted:I wish this were feasible, driving is the most wretched thing ever invented. I swear hell is just a giant traffic jam Here's something more sick and twisted - for a great many people it's more feasible than they would care to admit 
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Oct 8, 2019 16:44
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pixaal posted:I wish this were feasible, driving is the most wretched thing ever invented. I swear hell is just a giant traffic jam Definitely. Living somewhere with excellent public transit is awesome. I don't miss driving, dealing with insurance, and worrying about parking at all. |
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Oct 8, 2019 16:49
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alnilam posted:Here's something more sick and twisted - for a great many people it's more feasible than they would care to admit Closest train stop to where I live is a 10 minute drive, closest bus stop to work is a 20 minute walk after waiting for the 20 minutes for the bus. To make all of this I also get at each place early because none of the times line up at all. It turns into a 3 hour commute each way so 6 hours of public transit instead of 2 hours in the car. Add into this the fact that it snows and it's completely impossible to do during the winter. Let's not forget the pricing on all of this that makes it cost as much as rent to preform this commute every day.
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Oct 8, 2019 16:55
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helicopter parents warning their children about ghoulish drivers who circle the parking lot looking for a spot closest to the grocery store |
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Oct 8, 2019 16:56
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*radioing in to HQ* derail successfully initiated
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Oct 8, 2019 16:58
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The urban legend of Stopsey, the ghost car that lurks four-way stops and traps innocent drivers in an endless nightmare of "no you go ahead" |
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Oct 8, 2019 17:03
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Some say you can still hear the polite handwaves... |
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Oct 8, 2019 17:04
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death sext posted:Some say you can still hear the polite handwaves... lol 
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Oct 8, 2019 17:05
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and when she arrived home, she found a bloody trucknutz embedded in her car door |
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Oct 8, 2019 17:27
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im a big fan of a thumbs up and shaking my head at bad drivers... a week or so ago i was driving the speed limit cause i can't afford more tickets and my truck is old and this dude was so pissed at me and we stopped at a light and i noticed all the cop cars and i yelled "saved you a speeding ticket, buddy!" and he followed me for like 10 minutes but i think when he saw me he decided he didn't want to fight? i don't know. it was so weird.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:28
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death sext posted:The urban legend of Stopsey, the ghost car that lurks four-way stops and traps innocent drivers in an endless nightmare of "no you go ahead" ---------------- |
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Oct 8, 2019 18:32
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death sext posted:Some say you can still hear the polite handwaves... ---------------- |
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Oct 8, 2019 18:33
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painting the entire street white so i've always pulled up to the line
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Oct 8, 2019 18:37
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Crank up the stereo and open the windows. Your music is good. Others will enjoy it too. Now turn off the car in the middle of a song. This isn't Q Nightclub. This is the Safeway parking lot. |
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Oct 8, 2019 20:26
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cda posted:painting the entire street white so i've always pulled up to the line Ancient technique... But powerful
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Oct 8, 2019 20:29
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death sext posted:i had a hand transplant from a serial killer and now it has a mind of it's own using my turn signal when im turning into my driveway. i was told property values go down if u dont do this
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Oct 9, 2019 03:51
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You should probably just lay on the horn, OP. Just lay on it hard. Forever. Until you die. |
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