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Here is a handy list: What methods of self-defense do you use?
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Oct 8, 2019 15:53
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mad farding and shidding
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Oct 8, 2019 15:54
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Some disturbing high-level self defense techniques. 
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Oct 8, 2019 15:57
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Treat people with kindness and respect
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Oct 8, 2019 16:00
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Whooping Crabs posted:Treat people with kindness and respect hosed UP!
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Oct 8, 2019 16:00
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https://i.imgur.com/NF5Scc1.mp4
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Oct 8, 2019 16:01
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Whooping Crabs posted:Treat people with kindness and respect Then when they turn their back, hit them over the head with a sock full of sand and steal their wallet.
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Oct 8, 2019 16:01
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Hamboning will save your life someday!
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Oct 8, 2019 16:03
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Gun fu? GUN FU! https://i.imgur.com/9Jue97g.mp4
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Oct 8, 2019 16:11
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I hope my IT department likes big black cocks or I’m in trouble
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Oct 8, 2019 16:11
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https://i.imgur.com/TlwJqaN.mp4
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Oct 8, 2019 16:18
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Whip out your dick
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Oct 8, 2019 16:48
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Maybe try using some Cool Moves: https://i.imgur.com/Ormaw3z.mp4
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Oct 8, 2019 16:49
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Iron Crowned posted:Whip out your dick  Paralyse them with laughter, good thinking.
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Oct 8, 2019 16:55
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I used to just piss and poo poo my pants, but my enemies grew wise to these tactics, so I've recently been pissing and making GBS threads in my attackers' pants instead. They never see it coming.
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Oct 8, 2019 16:58
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shoot blood from your eyes at them
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Oct 8, 2019 16:58
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I read Penn Jillette once defused a situation by pouring an entire strawberry milkshake onto his own head
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Oct 8, 2019 16:59
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Whenever I'm attacked (this happens quite often), I always try spinning, which is a good trick.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:03
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Mooey Cow posted:Whenever I'm attacked (this happens quite often), I always try spinning, which is a good trick. What you just carry around a stationary bike? Seems like a bit of a hassle really.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeuiuFrUKY4
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Oct 8, 2019 17:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8O5E5IgsHc
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Oct 8, 2019 17:18
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1 Die 2 Haunt
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Oct 8, 2019 17:21
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Start beating the absolute poo poo out of yourself before they get to you. That'll show 'em
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Oct 8, 2019 17:22
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Cast magic missle.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:30
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Some 1950's Judo? https://i.imgur.com/z1Zvv4V.mp4
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Oct 8, 2019 17:33
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post on the forums so badly that no one wants to come near you irl
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Oct 8, 2019 17:33
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Piss on them
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Oct 8, 2019 17:34
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light your farts and soar off into the sky like any normal human being
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Oct 8, 2019 17:35
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Hell Yeah posted:post on the forums so badly that no one wants to come near you irl HELL YEAH! Pickwick High posted:light your farts and soar off into the sky like any normal human being Rocket rear end is a total classic.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:39
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A t-shirt that says "ASK ME ABOUT MY POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS"
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Oct 8, 2019 17:40
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Bond over the course of days, months, and years about common interests so that these people slowly become your friends and dont want to beat your rear end.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:46
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Rape them. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 8, 2019 17:46
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quote:Unconventional ways to stop an attack on your person It is unethical to own another person as property.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:50
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Rap battle them.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:50
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Bite them. No one really expects you to bite them. Just grab a forearm and start gnawing away.
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Oct 8, 2019 17:51
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shoot your own self before anyone else can hurtcha
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Oct 8, 2019 17:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnSeKHnB_k8
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Oct 8, 2019 17:57
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poo poo on them.
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Oct 8, 2019 18:33
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Remind the wouldbe assailants that you are a heterosexual white male.
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Oct 8, 2019 18:44
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Point out that the bumps on their skull are quite similar to those of the uncivilized races
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