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Listen everyone. It is time you sat your kids down (forcefully if necessary) and told them about the dangers of sadfishing. Because it is bad. Real bad. This stuff will bum them out. In a bad way. Just don't do it. Seriously. They'll be just major bummers to you all day every day until you convince them to shut up for a minute or two but then they'll be back at it, just completely buzzing your mellow. It's messed up as heck but once they start they honestly cannot stop. Just watch their every move and eavesdrop on their every conversation. Be wary of these phrases: -Sadfishing -Melancholy Noodling -Histrionic Hooky -Pensive Piscary -Troubled Trawling -Heartsick Angling All signs of your kids sadfishing. So please be on the lookout and be sure to keep your community updated! Gotta police those danged kids! |
# ? Oct 8, 2019 17:58 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 21:13 |
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okay so when i paddle into a lake in the middle of the night and cry and cast, is this sadfishing?
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 19:47 |
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"so, your mother was dusting in your room and noticed this under your bed" *pulls out mini cooler full of beers* "which, you know, is pretty suspicious because we also found this. what do you have to say for yourself?" *pulls out fishing pole, tackle box, and bass pro shop trucker hat* |
# ? Oct 8, 2019 21:24 |
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when my pal tj complained about catfishing i thought he was just down about the dating world.. little did i know of the true horrors he was talking about |
# ? Oct 8, 2019 22:02 |
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moby dick but it's just nonstop blubbering |
# ? Oct 8, 2019 22:03 |
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Macnult posted:moby dick but it's just nonstop blubbering ahab was already kind of emo |
# ? Oct 8, 2019 22:06 |
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oh but seriously I posted:ahab was already kind of emo CALL ME ISHMAEL CAUSE NO GIRLS WILL CALL ME AT ALL
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 22:12 |
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Moping over a platter of sushi WHY! |
# ? Oct 8, 2019 23:02 |
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"dad, I'm hungry" dadfishing
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 23:10 |
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Heather Papps posted:CALL ME ISHMAEL CAUSE NO GIRLS WILL CALL ME AT ALL lol! |
# ? Oct 9, 2019 01:02 |
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Trout Fishing in America called me and asked if I had a printer they could use |
# ? Oct 9, 2019 01:03 |
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Dad: Honey, what is this? *Pulls out fly fishing rod with a tissue box attached via special holder. Daughter: Dad! I-I-I can explain! Dad: We've talked to you about this! You know better than this! *Cast fly* Where did you learn this? Daughter (crying): I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU! |
# ? Oct 9, 2019 05:14 |
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Hugh Malone posted:Trout Fishing in America called me and asked if I had a printer they could use |
# ? Oct 9, 2019 06:50 |
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i recieved a sadphish today. "Send me one million USD. or dont. idrc."
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 07:46 |
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i spilled my drugs down the sewer grate on the way to the concert, this is one sadphishfan
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 10:15 |
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Heather Papps posted:i spilled my drugs down the sewer grate on the way to the concert, this is one sadphishfan What does a Phish/Grateful Dead fan say when the drugs wear off? Man, this music SUCKS! |
# ? Oct 9, 2019 10:23 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 21:13 |
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The black goth lifejacket symbolizes that I don't want people to notice me drowning and trying to rescue me but I'm also not entirely cool with drowning before I've landed the big one. |
# ? Oct 12, 2019 10:50 |