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heh i guess this is how ol Gene must've felt god bless him soul. lemme dial up the doc and see if he can make little bug work again *gets in toyota pickup*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:06 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:06 |
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living to 65 probably isnt gonna be something most people have to worry about anymore
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:16 |
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Remember when Zoolander's agent couldn't peepee?! HAH! OLD PEOPLE PROBLEMS!!
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:18 |
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I took the Cialis too early, it started working at the store, but now that I'm home it's gone
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:19 |
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*puts on Gunsmoke* Hah, there we go, Miss Kitty will cure what ails ya
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:20 |
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here's your pity reply: your thread sucks and you're uninvited from my birthday party
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:22 |
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*runs hose from exhaust pipe to car window* *closes garage door* *gets in car, rolls up window* *turns on car, starts Led Zeppelin 4 on Spotify* *downs whole bottle of viagra with whisky chasers* *punches cock until blackout*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:37 |
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*mobile phone rights, puts it up to ear without picking up* Hello? My peepee don't work!
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:40 |
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Grevling posted:*mobile phone rights, puts it up to ear without picking up*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 08:43 |
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"oh no my peepee"
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 09:05 |
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pissin all over the seat but hey its not my fault im blind
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 09:13 |
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Good Ol Filbert posted:I took the Cialis too early, it started working at the store, but now that I'm home it's gone It has a half life of seventeen hours*, how far away is your store jfc * or so I hear
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 11:51 |
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*supports the controversial "Nobody gets to have sex anymore" bill*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 11:54 |
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Retires just in time to not be able to have sex. Twighlight Zone: "There was so much TIME now!"
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 12:20 |
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nobody wants to be the last person to die before they invent robot penises
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 12:41 |
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*writes new york times op ed titled "are millennials killing my dick?"*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 12:46 |
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isn't the peepee an alt right thing?
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 12:47 |
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*plays guitar on the beach while the sun sets*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 12:59 |
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The Cockler posted:isn't the peepee an alt right thing? See your urologist.
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 13:01 |
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*sticks increasingly large dildos in butt*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 13:38 |
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Hey who has the biggest prostate round here? Mine is just under 2 lbs
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 13:52 |
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Mail order wife files nails down to stubs. fingers bleeding. scowl on face.
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 15:37 |
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*shuffles up to pee at urinal. Takes an uncomfortable amount of time just standing there getting dick out* *GRUNT* *pees a little bit* *HRRRRGH* *continues to just get out little droplets of strained piss* *COUGH* *at last a pathetic stream establishes itself* *MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAN* *HRRRRGH*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 15:55 |
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*refuses to get a prostate exam because "it's gay"*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 15:58 |
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*can't get the doctor to examine prostate anymore, instead gets lecured about boys and wolves wtf*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 16:05 |
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my little shrimpy boy cant get to the cocktail sauce anymore
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 16:12 |
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hold on, i'm sure i have the dr's number stored here in my jitterbug phone
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 16:16 |
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The Cockler posted:isn't the peepee an alt right thing? the left cant piss
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 17:08 |
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no matter the thread topic in gee b s today... i have the same post : can't wait until im dead
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 18:28 |
*probes poster for outdated slur from the 70s*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 18:44 |
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Torquemada posted:It has a half life of seventeen hours*, how far away is your store jfc 18 hours
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 18:49 |
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Ah well guess I dont have to go after all. *zips up pants* *pisses self*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 18:50 |
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*stands at the urinal trying to force the piss out* * Shits pants instead*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 18:55 |
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*tucks balls into socks*
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 18:56 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 19:02 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 19:09 |
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We are probably like 20 years away from having fully functional robotic dong replacements so at my current age of 35 I'm not worried about the future
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 19:10 |
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The future can be now if you volunteer your body to dick science for research. RoboPenis, gently caress like you're in the future!
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 19:16 |
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Good thing the medical industry spends as much developing hard on pills as it does curing disease.
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 19:19 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 18:06 |
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Oh no I've been erect for more than 4 hours curse you hard on pills!
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