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Anyone know how to get a hole-in-one on those windmill things? I've been thinking about taking the test and trying to go pro but the windmills are a huge Achilles heel of mine.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:02 |
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Hit it as hard as you can.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:04 |
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Just jam your loving balls in that hole, OP. Really slam those things in there.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:06 |
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Minigolf is cool in theory but in practice you just get stuck at the third course and then you realize you have 300 more to go and it's just ugh. The problem is the balls don't go the way you want. So what they could do is raise up the courses and play it like pool instead, with a cue, so it's easier to send the ball in the desired direction and speed.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:14 |
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When I was eight, I was playing mini golf with my dad and brother. I hit the ball too hard and as I ran to retrieve it, I tripped and landed on my arm hitting one of those metal railing-things that frames each hole. I was crying and my dad kept telling me not to be a pussy and suck it up until he realized it was broken. It took too long to get the cast on me so a few weeks later, the doctor had to “re-break” my arm. It sucked. So, what I’m saying is, don’t do that.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:23 |
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Mooey Cow posted:Minigolf is cool in theory but in practice you just get stuck at the third course and then you realize you have 300 more to go and it's just ugh. The problem is the balls don't go the way you want. So what they could do is raise up the courses and play it like pool instead, with a cue, so it's easier to send the ball in the desired direction and speed. Actually I think you're just dogshit at mini golf and need to get better. Just use the little line on the putter to aim it's not that hard
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:36 |
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Giant_Pupils posted:When I was eight, I was playing mini golf with my dad and brother. I hit the ball too hard and as I ran to retrieve it, I tripped and landed on my arm hitting one of those metal railing-things that frames each hole. This is actually the exact strategy "Mad Dog" McPherson used to win the 2005 Puzzles Funtime Open so you may have just done it wrong.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 14:59 |
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Bring a driver, they don't give you one
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 15:48 |
Giant_Pupils posted:the doctor had to “re-break” my arm. Oh snap!
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 15:52 |
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bank it off a nearby tree or sign or person.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 15:59 |
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use the edge of the putter and not the face
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:05 |
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I play flog it's like golf but you play really well and then lose graciously to the CEO of Sony
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:08 |
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Giant_Pupils posted:When I was eight, I was playing mini golf with my dad and brother. I hit the ball too hard and as I ran to retrieve it, I tripped and landed on my arm hitting one of those metal railing-things that frames each hole. How does a doctor break an arm? Does he have a special arm breaking machine? Did he do a wing chun arm break
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:09 |
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Just like in real golf the real strategy to win is to crush a beer before every hole
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:17 |
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You basically have to hit ball with stick at direction of hole. You should definately trust my expertise I beat my 11yo on wii u once
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:17 |
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cut a hole in your pocket and carry the same color golfball you use then just drop it out of your pant leg next to the hole.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:21 |
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big nipples big life posted:cut a hole in your pocket and carry the same color golfball you use then just drop it out of your pant leg next to the hole. Omg ppl who cheat at mini golf are literally the most vile scum of the earth.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:22 |
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remember to scope out the hole before you tee off, my favorite mini golf hole ever is this big P shape like 20 feet long where the tee is at the base of the leg of the P and the hole is in the middle of the loop part, everything to the right of the P's leg is a little creek flowing parallel to the direction of play, towards the hole so most people just take a wild swing down this narrow 8" strip of land and hope to bank it off the far wall into the hole, but if you take thirty seconds to actually look at the layout you can see that the creek ends up running through a grate down by the hole that angles up back onto the putting green - so you can just tap your ball into the creek and the water will carry it all the way down and pop it back up right next to or into the hole
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:23 |
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big nipples big life posted:cut a hole in your pocket and carry the same color golfball you use then just drop it out of your pant leg next to the hole. Alternately: cut a hole in your pocket and jerk off (way cooler than minigolf)
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:27 |
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You need some strategically placed scaffolding and a car or two, OP.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:28 |
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:Actually I think you're just dogshit at mini golf and need to get better. Just use the little line on the putter to aim it's not that hard The user interface is dog poo poo
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:30 |
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:How does a doctor break an arm? Does he have a special arm breaking machine? Did he do a wing chun arm break Funny you should ask! The doctor basically grabbed my arm and twisted where the break was. I am not exaggerating. I was not given any sort of sedative or pain medication. My parents were somehow ok with this. It sucked.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:49 |
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Giant_Pupils posted:Funny you should ask! The doctor basically grabbed my arm and twisted where the break was. The doctor gave you an Indian burn so bad your arm broke?
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:55 |
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There's some good stuff in here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0LrlfMyHDo
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 16:58 |
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Arrhythmia posted:The doctor gave you an Indian burn so bad your arm broke? Yes. Exactly like that only with more bone twisting than usual.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 17:37 |
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The fuckin holes planted in the middle of steep downward slopes are such loving bullshit I hate them so loving much
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 18:04 |
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be the one keeping score then cheat. nobody is counting how many shots you took so just take a stroke off each hole and you'll win every game.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 18:09 |
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Tom Brady posted:be the one keeping score then cheat. nobody is counting how many shots you took so just take a stroke off each hole and you'll win every game.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 18:10 |
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if you are stuck at a mini golf place with a bunch of children please be careful because inevitably some loving clownass kid is going to wind up and swing the club like he's at the loving driving range and brain another kid with it on the upswing every single time
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 18:11 |
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drink 4-8 beers during the round
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 18:12 |
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You know how on the 18th hole the ball goes into the return and you never get it back? It's also a glory hole so if you put your dick in it a stranger on the other side gives you a blowie.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 19:24 |
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Chief McHeath posted:You know how on the 18th hole the ball goes into the return and you never get it back? It's also a glory hole so if you put your dick in it a stranger on the other side gives you a blowie. Never play the 18th hole and you can play as long as you want.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 19:28 |
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If you don't play the 18th hole you can get a free golf ball to take home with you.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 19:42 |
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if you don't use the neon pink ball you a bitch
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 20:58 |
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food court bailiff posted:if you don't use the neon pink ball you a bitch Yeah it’s good for when you are always hitting the ball into water hazards and dark corners.
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# ? Oct 10, 2019 21:02 |
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food court bailiff posted:if you don't use the neon pink ball you a bitch Always bet on blue
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# ? Oct 11, 2019 00:04 |
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Push mid lane hard and if it doesn't work, scream one of the gamer words at anyone nearby
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# ? Oct 11, 2019 00:35 |
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First goon to post very carefully gets 6. My advice a 60 degree lob wedge. It’s like none of you have golfed.
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# ? Oct 11, 2019 00:42 |
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I mean honestly you have to be pretty careful or else it bounces off the bricks and goes out of bounds. Very careful even
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# ? Oct 11, 2019 00:49 |
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very carefully (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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