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chomp chomp, yum y- wait, this food doesn't taste like food; it tastes like plastic. what gives?
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Oct 12, 2019 16:41
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plastic turned me gay
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Oct 12, 2019 16:44
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Petit poisson, petit poisson Nager, nager, nager Petit poisson, petit poisson GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP! Oh non! Il est mangé par un... Baracude, baracude Nager, nager, nager Baracude, baracude GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP! Oh non! Il est mangé par un... Grand requin, grand requin Nager, nager, nager Grand requin, grand requin GLOOP GLOOP GLOOP! Oh non! Il est mangé par un... GROS BALEINE! GROS BALEINE! NAGER, NAGER, NAGER! GROS BALEINE, GROS BALEINE! ...*BURP*... Oh non! Il est mangé tous les poissons!
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Oct 12, 2019 16:45
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These polar springs bottles aren't nearly as tasty as the dasani ones
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Oct 12, 2019 16:46
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*~wonders where all my friends have gone~* *~sees trawler fleet; wonders no more~* 
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Oct 12, 2019 16:48
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It's spring cleaning time. Let's hope I pull an easy one from the chore hat. *pulls "clean out all the plastic from the Pacific Ocean"* Dang
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Oct 12, 2019 16:51
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poissoned by plastic and mercury
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Oct 12, 2019 17:00
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I'm dead and gay 
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Oct 12, 2019 17:01
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*~spends billions of years evolving to evade apex predators in a constant cycle of dog-eat-dog cruelty and mass murder~* *~finally manages to hide self in anemone; looks knowingly at camera, winks~* "sure is great that my ancestors avoided that apex predator for billions of years! would be a heck of a shame if i suddenly had to deal with carbon dioxide, and temperature rises, and crude oil, and severe storms, and radioactive waste, and overfishing, and coral bleaching, and plastic pollution, and algal blooms, and-"
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Oct 12, 2019 17:02
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Fukushima gave me two dicks
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Oct 12, 2019 17:05
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Who added this much salt?
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Oct 12, 2019 17:56
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<grabs my massive fish-dilz and beats it sushi-style*> *raw
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Oct 12, 2019 17:58
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can I be an African Cichlid from lake tanganyika instead? I like those better than salt water tanks.
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Oct 12, 2019 18:03
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as a fish living in the North Atlantic, let me just say how glad I am that this problem is confined to the paci*chokes to death on plastic*
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Oct 12, 2019 18:03
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Ocean acidification is a myth, the real problem is overpopulation.
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Oct 12, 2019 18:23
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This is no place to raise our children. * swims thousands of miles and upriver to reach original spawning grounds*
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Oct 12, 2019 18:27
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I hate living in this dang trash vortex. I can't even read on the shampoo bottles when taking a dump cause they're all in Chinese!! I'm moving to the Sargasso sea to find me a sexy eel babe looking to breed. They'll appreciate a fish like me there.
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Oct 12, 2019 18:30
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I’m a tiny salmon swimming in a dream
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Oct 12, 2019 18:36
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Can't believe i hosed a sunfish lmao. Woof!
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Oct 12, 2019 18:41
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*Is caught by a Chinese fishing boat in territorial waters of Vietnam as recognized by the UN*
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Oct 12, 2019 18:45
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Where the bitches eggs at? I'm here to do some fertilizing
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Oct 12, 2019 18:49
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*irradiated from Fukushima reactor* *contracts fish lice from a foreign fish-farm escapee* *becomes entangled in a plastic beer pack rings* *dies from swimming in an oil slick*
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Oct 12, 2019 18:53
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you're a genius frank, the best place to hide really is right under the shark
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Oct 12, 2019 18:55
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vyst posted:Where the bitches eggs at? I'm here to do some fertilizing I fucken love cummin all over them eggs!!! 
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Oct 12, 2019 19:45
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It's just a fish eat fish world
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Oct 12, 2019 20:12
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bloop
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Oct 12, 2019 20:24
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Does being a loan shark make me a bad fish? *gets pulled out of water, fins cut off and collected, and thrown back in to die*
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Oct 12, 2019 20:44
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it's wet as gently caress out here
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Oct 12, 2019 20:46
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Sure is blue
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Oct 12, 2019 20:49
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Expels waste to evade predators out of my cloaca
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Oct 12, 2019 21:02
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Oct 12, 2019 21:06
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Chuck posted:bloop
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Oct 12, 2019 22:47
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I'm a jellyfish and you can see right through me
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Oct 12, 2019 22:48
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Boy i sure hope those Japanese science researchers find what they're looking for soon
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Oct 12, 2019 22:56
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Boy i sure hope those Japanese science researchers find what they're looking for soon *gets caught for food by humans but relishes in the fact that 99.99% of fish have parasites and bugs that the humans will eat because they're ignorant*
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Oct 12, 2019 23:08
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Blistex posted:<grabs my massive fish-dilz and beats it sushi-style*>  correctuuu
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Oct 12, 2019 23:14
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gary oldmans diary posted:your lack of familiarity with japanese culture has made you compare your dil to a grain of vinegared rice if he's an anchovy then that's proportionally still a pretty big dick 
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Oct 12, 2019 23:31
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Man throws away plastic bottle Fish eats plastic bottle in ocean. Fish is caught and sold as "FRESH wild caught fish" Man buys and eats fish. Circle of Life
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Oct 12, 2019 23:33
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God I wish I was in the Atlantic Ocean
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I'm so wet right now!
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