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In the immortal words of Sam Hyde "hate is whack!"
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feelix posted:Consider Reddit, where it is expected that people put "/s" after their posts when they're being sarcastic
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Lil Peeler posted:Dril has a wiki wtf Posted by Ceyton on January 20, 2006 A legendary forums poster who rose to super-stardom in early 2003 by posting a series of stories detailing his adventures as a carpet cleaner and zookeeper. Sometimes accompanied by MS Paint illustrations, and always extremely hilarious, bigpeeler's stories were very well received and several of them were goldmined. His zoo stories went on to be featured in an unparallelled 4 frontpage goldmine features: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1377 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1389 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1426 http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1502 However, bigpeeler's popularity didn't last. Apparently addicted to the attention and accolades his initial stories brought him, he began posting a large number of threads about mundane, boring details of his life. Soon enough, these began to be voted down and gassed. Later in his posting career, bigpeeler moved on to image and rehash threads, which ranged in quality from tolerable (rare) to total crap (much more common). Repeated bans and probations did little to dissuade him. The not-quite-last straw came in October 2005, when Lowtax put bigpeeler on probation for 100,000 hours for posting yet another lovely rehash thread. A short time later, bigpeeler was taken off probation, but he just couldn't keep himself from posting poo poo. He was permabanned on 12/30/2005 by Mayor Wilkins for "breaking the deal". Despite the legacy left by his early stories (which are considered by many to be among SA's all-time best threads), nearly 3 years of poo poo posting has all but erased any goodwill the forums had for bigpeeler. Today he is remembered by most as an annoyance and attention whore. As a sidenote and further example of bigpeeler's fall from grace, the previous dictionary article about him was deleted after he used it to post a long-winded, drama-laden apology shortly after he was put on perma-probation. Classy. Posted by Dr. Lemon-Fresh on January 21, 2006 The type of thread Bigpeeler tended to post toward the end of his posting career usually were nothing but picture after picture of the Olsen twins or the like. It's creepy how many pictures he had. Like Skrewloose and several others, his threads tended to make people automatically vote 5 or 1 regardless of content. Posted by Agent Escalus on February 22, 2006 Whether they were ever entirely truthful or not, it was commonly agreed that bigpeeler's stories about his jobs were legitimately interesting. And around 2004-2005, bigpeeler just plain ran out of them. And it was at this point that his aforementioned practice of posting threads consisting of celebrity photos - mostly compromising or embarassing ones - began. After a few weeks or months of this, a forum user asked him where and how he was getting all of these pictures. (He really did have way too many shots of the Olsens, among other young actresses.) He said that every night, when he came home from work, he would log on to the Usenet Binaries and download just about *all* of the photos in "interesting categories" that had been uploaded that day. And here's where the answer lay: amongst the many users of this service were various paparazzi; any shots they had taken which the tabloid/gossip editors didn't want, they'd upload to store and to share with other paparazzo and interested parties. So, every day, bigpeeler would download literally hundreds of megabytes' worth of uploaded celebrity photographs, scouring each and every one in hopes of finding *something* that could be justified as interesting enough to make a thread about. (It's of no exaggeration at all that they weren't, except maybe to his attention-starved mind.) bigpeeler's open admittance to this sort of thing did plenty to up the creepy factor - not to mention the 'crappy' one - that rather quickly led to his ever-escalating unpopularity with the Forums community. The fact that he began posting such threads routinely threw fuel onto the fire. Irony comes into play with his permanent ejection: after being put on 10-year probation by Lowtax for this and other sorts of things, he stayed away for a few weeks, and then PM'ed Mayor Wilkins, apologising and generally begging to be let back in. Mayor Wilkins only agreed to do so on one condition: no more crappy, low-content threads - such as the celebrity photo ones - ever again. EVER. He agreed, and promised he'd never do it again, and that he "was working on some very good, high-content threads." After the 2006 New Year, bigpeeler posted - you guessed it - a photo thread. And probably the worst one yet: it was entitled, "Notice anything...odd...about this photo?" and the "high-content" stuff within was a brief "wink-wink-take a guess" sentence from bigpeeler. The photo was of Jessica Alba semi-sitting on a go-kart, wearing navy blue jeans. The 'odd' part? Well, with the lighting and her position on the kart, the photo *vaguely* suggested that it looked as if she had wet herself. (Really.) The thread, which contains Mayor Wilkins' explaination, can be found at: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...ostid=305708760 Shades of "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome," really: He broke a deal, and he faced the wheel. (So to speak; what with getting driven out of the SA Forums and all...) Posted by Jairbrekr on July 7, 2006 Apparantly, Bigpeeler has been unbanned. Again. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...3#post311679831 Posted by Billybobgeorgebob on August 25, 2006 And it only took him about 1 month 3 weeks for him to get banned again. http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...4#post314044444 Posted by HellZones on September 29, 2006 Unbanned. Like genital warts, really, you can't get rid of him. Posted by The_Wippuh on December 27, 2006 Before dousing SA with his humor, bigpeeler was a frequent contributor on Fark. He enjoyed much of the same reputation there, that he does on SA now, which is quite the accomplishment. Posted by GagReflex on January 5, 2007 Curiously enough, it has not yet been mentioned that bigpeeler claimed to have found pictures of his mother while perusing antique porn on altbinaries. He posted a series of pictures of a woman from the 1950's era and swore they were his mother. Much of SA believed he had actually found his mom. Regardless of whether it was really his mother and the family drama it supposedly produced, the woman's tits were classic for any era. Between the time bigpeeler was super-poster and before he slipped into obsessive, delusional posting, there were many decent threads, probably lost in the collective conscious of SA, or perhaps deliberately blotted out. Besides his mother, at least two come to mind - bigpeeler goes on vacation in Alabama and provides a photojournal to prove that he had indeed talked to a female, and bigpeeler goes to the fireworks store, which was entertaining to those of us who don't live in states where it's legal to buy enough solid blocks of Black Cats to take out a small building. Posted by Cliff Racer on April 21, 2007 To describe another one of Bigpeeler's lesser known but still interesting moments is that he participated in the last Worth1000 intersite photoshop competition, however he was on Team Fark, not Team Something Awful. Also of note is that none of his photoshops were actually good enough to be used by Fark in the competition so he was essentially a bench warmer. Posted by Serioushorse on October 7, 2007 A poster with a clown avatar who rose up as a star and then crashed and burned Posted by jerrycat on January 31, 2011 The bigpeeler recently had a stroke and came close to death. He probably started slurring his speech. Imagine the comedy gold, if you will, of a forums legend like bigpeeler coming close to death. It makes you think. Posted by BiG TrUcKs !!! on April 3, 2012 On April 3rd 2012 bigpeeler died of a heart attack. He will be missed by all. Posted by Ceyton on August 29, 2012 Goldmined FYAD thread regarding bigpeeler's death: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3476364 Good night, sweet goon, and flights of golden manbabies sing thee to thy rest. Posted by forums poster on June 16, 2013 It was a different Bigpeeler that died, but the SA one still had a stroke, which is hilarious beyond measure because he was unpopular on the Internet and therefore deserves to suffer horribly and die like the worthless biological waste material he is. Posted by Guy Fleegman on November 3, 2013 Bigpeeler is NOT dead. Bigpeeler did NOT have a stroke. He's alive and well. I know this for a fact since I personally saw him alive and breathing on GBS's GoonRoom. He frequents the forums and enjoys the tales of his premature demise. When he does die, you will know it. Posted by Merijn on February 3, 2014 yeah he's still alive and filled with great ideas https://twitter.com/Bigpeeler/status/430216934227841024 Posted by BiggerJ on July 20, 2014 Further alleged proof: http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=3651921 Posted by Kurnugia on October 22, 2014 http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...2#post436565740 http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...2#post436567163 The saga continues Posted by CharlesM on April 4, 2016 He's dead.
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kazr posted:Posted by Ceyton on January 20, 2006 Yeah equally bizarre but not as bad as having a wiki
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 03:22 |
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how the mighty have fallen
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 03:22 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:lol smirking bigotry is not comedy it's just lovely white dudes who suck. nick mullen only wishes he were on their level. The thing about trying to be a racist Lenny Bruce is that Lenny Bruce wasn't funny either. The irony of a smirking lovely white dude (you) saying this is actually pretty funny
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 03:32 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:lol smirking bigotry is not comedy it's just lovely white dudes who suck. nick mullen only wishes he were on their level. The thing about trying to be a racist Lenny Bruce is that Lenny Bruce wasn't funny either. that's a good point, guy with a username that he got from a thread devoted to making fun of indian people
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 04:14 |
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why would anyone ever defend sam hyde
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 04:17 |
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Who What Now posted:But I have a feeling it's just going to be the one joke. Dril found a joke???
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 04:17 |
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i have a bhabhi fetish get off my poo poo binchNefarious 2.0 posted:why would anyone ever defend sam hyde there once was tell of a goon who got irony poisoning like this. some sort of stomper person?
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 04:47 |
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nick mullen is actually very funny
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 04:49 |
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juggalo baby coffin posted:nick mullen is actually very funny Yeah but who are those other two guys who are constantly ruining his podcast, or i should say one guy because he always laughs and the other one never says anything
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 05:34 |
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The nick Mullen and Friends podcast is funny but comedy based around laughing at gay sex and slying referring to the n-word got boring in the late 90's
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 07:41 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:The nick Mullen and Friends podcast is funny but comedy based around laughing at gay sex and slying referring to the n-word got boring in the late 90's you can make it funny if youre a good comedian, but just referencing either of those things doesnt automatically make something funny. its almost always just tiresome.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 09:29 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:The guy who's not dril loving suuuuuuucks The mean twink is 10 times funnier than dril, at least as far as this show is concerned. He ad libs way better. Also he stole dril's pen and three dollars lol
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 09:46 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:why would anyone ever defend sam hyde You don't really have to defend anyone you think is funny do you?
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 12:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t3pgyz9SP4
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 13:05 |
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I don't knownif i like this sidekick guu much
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 13:07 |
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Hey, this might be a new, very innovative turn of phase, but hashtag drill my loving rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 13:15 |
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why have I watched this 20 times oh right the mental illness
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 13:24 |
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MDE actually has quite a few pretty funny skits, but it's way too uneven to really bother with overall.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 15:40 |
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the thing about MDE that I find funny is that everyone seems to want to poo poo on their schtick while at the same time infinitely attempting to re-create it. take a look at Tim Heidecker's material after that whole thing went down. he literally ripped bits directly from them and didn't even try to hide it World Peace had some funny skits and Sam Hyde is a nazi shithead. those things aren't mutually exclusive. there's also a reason why the other members of MDE immediately distanced themselves from him and have not gotten back together. one of them streams on Twitch and the other runs an antiques shop in Connecticut
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 16:50 |
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I applaud his dedication to being ugly He is like thr anti-social media in that he works hard to look as terrible as possible online
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 16:59 |
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:the thing about MDE that I find funny is that everyone seems to want to poo poo on their schtick while at the same time infinitely attempting to re-create it. take a look at Tim Heidecker's material after that whole thing went down. he literally ripped bits directly from them and didn't even try to hide it Explain their style and explain who imitates it? Tim H is doing On Cinema and that kind of is what it is. How is that copying MDE? Who else is copying MDE?
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 17:00 |
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The legendary Branson was in it so it was good. I didn't watch it. Dudes rule 2019!
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 17:14 |
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:the thing about MDE that I find funny is that everyone seems to want to poo poo on their schtick while at the same time infinitely attempting to re-create it. take a look at Tim Heidecker's material after that whole thing went down. he literally ripped bits directly from them and didn't even try to hide it the antiques shop guy is still friends with hyde
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 18:24 |
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I thought it was pretty funny. The pen bit killed me.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 18:29 |
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It 100% nails the Alex Jones format holy poo poo
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 19:21 |
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:the thing about MDE that I find funny is that everyone seems to want to poo poo on their schtick while at the same time infinitely attempting to re-create it. take a look at Tim Heidecker's material after that whole thing went down. he literally ripped bits directly from them and didn't even try to hide it how 'bout some citations there, pardner
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 20:09 |
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dril is funny on twitter and also derek is funny on twitter, i watched the show and chuckled a bit as well
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 20:23 |
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ELI PORTER posted:derek is funny on twitter he seems like the type of person to surround himself with funny people, then spend his life trying to be funny by biting their style. Seems to be working though
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 21:09 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:There's no possible way you can link a single tweet of this guy's that's funny https://twitter.com/badtravelpod/status/1171923362370617345
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:00 |
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Pontificating rear end posted:There's no possible way you can link a single tweet of this guy's that's funny sorry i think he's funny, i'm not going to link you any tweets becauyse it seems like you don't think he's funny, which is your right as an adult (christian nation after all)
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:08 |
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ELI PORTER posted:sorry i think he's funny I'm sorry you think he's funny too.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:10 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:I'm sorry you think he's funny too.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:12 |
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The show was really bad. I couldn't make it more than about 10 minutes.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:20 |
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You just hate blameless internet poster dril for his fame, success and good looks! For shame goon sir
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:24 |
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ELI PORTER posted:sorry i think he's funny, i'm not going to link you any tweets becauyse it seems like you don't think he's funny, which is your right as an adult (christian nation after all) the other guy fell for it and posted a video that i stared at JOYLESSLY for over a minute
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:27 |
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Wizard Master posted:https://twitter.com/dril/status/1183214966217641984 I am pretty sure that all @dril tweets are from Adult Swim shows, and all Adult Swim shows are from @dril tweets.
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Dril is good, Derek is good, show is pretty hit or miss. More miss, but the bits that were funny were pretty funny Maybe him and Derek will find their stride and get used to being on TV before Adult Swim cancels them in favor of "Mike Lazzo's Laissez-Faire Ayn Rand Puppet Show" or whatever the gently caress he comes up with next, but I doubt it.
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