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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

slinkimalinki posted:

Do you want one that's easy to carry, op?

Does anyone have the original thread linked... I can't remember the printer goon's name.

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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

I found the text

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A loose female acquaintance of mine calls me at 1:00am today and asks me if I could print something on the computer for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this file and lo and behold I can't open it. It's made in Microsoft Publisher and I don't have that program so I begin panicing, trying to find this program or a way to print the file. Scouring the internet yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my room.

I finally come up with an idea and I tell the girl, if I can proceed with it. The plan was I would carry my printer about 2miles to her house, print out the needed pages, maybe talk to her a bit while I was there. I was hoping for at least a hug out of this ordeal.

By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed.

After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that

To make a long story short, just as I was finishing up with the printing job (which was hefty), her boyfriend and his gay friend walk in, say hello, and begin hanging out in the room as they waited for the girl to finish this work so they could go to the mall.

This effectively ruins my chances of getting a hug and I walk another 2 miles home with the motherfucking printer in hand. The only thing that I got out of this were some very painful fingers and a "thanks" as I walked out her bedroom door.

So, am I pathetic for doing all these things? It wouldn't be the first time I've pledged my heart and soul to a girl and gotten back almost nothing in return. I would hate turning her or anyone else I knew down or making up some lie.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018


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Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

Serious answer for graphic and photo printing:

Color Laser: Xerox Phaser. Use to be expensive but now retails at ~$250. The expense with color laser comes from toner, and typically the printers are sold with toner cartridges that only have a very small amount of toner in them, so you'll need to buy color toner cartridges with the printer which adds ~$560. They will last a very long time however. Tabloid size would be better but that adds significantly to the cost, size, and weight of the unit (~170 pounds), and adds a lot of "office" type of features you'll probably never use.

Color Inkjet: Epson Expression. XP-15000 is tabloid sized and is $300. Again, expense comes from ink cartridge replacements and with Epson, all of their specialty papers which makes a huge difference in print quality. Nowadays they're indistinguishable from lab printed photos (which is actually typical for most ~$100 "all-in-ones" you can buy at places like Staples).

For someone like me today's prices floor me. I can remember when these printers themselves were thousands of dollars.

Coming from the late 90's there was an technology called MicroDry, made by a company called Alps (which is still in business). It was similar to laser in that it didn't put wet ink on the paper, but used 4 color "ribbons" that put down dry color. The cool thing about this was there were a LOT of different ribbons, including white backing for printing color images on black paper, metallic colors, and gold and silver foil. It was related but not completely the same as dye sub printers (there were "dye sub" ribbons and paper available). The MicroDry technology has been out of wide scale production for around a decade and a half, but they still made the ribbons in Japan up until 2015, when they discontinued everything.

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The feature yet unsurpassed on MicroDry technology is its ability to print unconventional inks; white, metallic colours and clear (matte or gloss) finish. This feature is especially sought after on modelmaking community for printing decals (which often involve white colour), and also for T-shirt customizing. Neither inkjet nor laser printers can print any other colours than CMYK, as they assume the media is always white. As such, they are not suitable for purposes other than generic home and office printing. MicroDry printers can be used on printing non-white or transparent media, which inkjets or laser printers cannot handle sufficiently well, and they can also handle a variety of media, such as plastic, cardboard or even metals. The second-hand MicroDry printers are much sought after and can be expensive (prices ranging in early 2006 from USD 300 to 700, depending on condition).

Edit - apparently this company still sells refurbished printers and ribbons, and have themselves manufactured dozens of different spot color ribbons. They seem to be primarily marketing to model building markets as "decal printers".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWUjEuOaI5k

Telebite fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Oct 17, 2019

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