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a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



ahhhh let’s go

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Lid posted:

Ok in the champion recap who on earth is Sallman Hanisikov?
Salman Hashimikov was one of the Soviet amateur wrestlers Inoki brought in during the dying days of the Soviet Union. He got pushed very hard and very fast, but wasn't any good at the end of the day.

e: Another Soviet guy New Japan brought in was Victor Zangiev. Yes, like the Street Fighter character.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Pinche Rudo posted:

Friends I am going to be channeling PSP's energy in rooting for SANADA. Please he can only win with your support.

I stand with the Space Pirate.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

frankenfreak posted:

Salman Hashimikov was one of the Soviet amateur wrestlers Inoki brought in during the dying days of the Soviet Union. He got pushed very hard and very fast, but wasn't any good at the end of the day.

e: Another Soviet guy New Japan brought in was Victor Zangiev. Yes, like the Street Fighter character.

Ahhhh proto Inokiism

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Something Awful’s Favorite Boy. I love him

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Earlier this yeah I saw Okada and Chris Jericho have a very very meh match put down to Jericho not working well with Okada and it ending in the most awkward underwhelming way, and the post-match was terrible but I thought Okada would be fine.

Now I'm on the verge of thinking Jericho is the Wrestler of the Year and I forgot Okada exists.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



commence endless popularity contest

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Two handsome boys seeing who the crowd loves more :hellyeah:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Okada's hair is silver, SANADA's is golden. :thunk:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
SA-KA-DA!
SA-KA-DA!
SA-KA-DA!

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I miss the long boys.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


poo poo they're going fast to start

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Okada... starting a main event match at full blast..??? :monocle:

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.
SANADA refusing the dropkick

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

I just dozed off sitting up through the VTR and intros and woke up for the bell.

Hell of an opening sequence!

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

everybody does a neckbreaker in new japan and it never means anything

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oh but seriously I posted:

everybody does a neckbreaker in new japan and it never means anything

Japanese necks are made out of locomotive engines. It doesn't come up as a fact very often but it's true.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Okada is insanely fast

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

extradite THIS! posted:

Okada is insanely fast

The thing is he isnt a small dude either. He has gotten significantly more beefy over the years on top of being way taller than the rest of the mainevent scene

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving hell Okada you've got the Dome in two months :stare:

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

that was cool.

i am very much enjoying the show but 4 and half hours is way too much

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

extradite THIS! posted:

Okada is insanely fast

And tall, and athletic, and charismatic, and attractive, and with superb timing, and young and....

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Burn Down Canberra posted:

The thing is he isnt a small dude either. He has gotten significantly more beefy over the years on top of being way taller than the rest of the mainevent scene
It's like he's on a whole 'nother level!

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

Jerusalem posted:

And tall, and athletic, and charismatic, and attractive, and with superb timing, and young and....

I bet if someone were to run a poll in this forum for everyone's favorite wrestlers he'd probably do pretty well!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

oh but seriously I posted:

that was cool.

i am very much enjoying the show but 4 and half hours is way too much

I agree. I've still loved the card but I wouldn't have minded if it had been 3.5 hours and I think they probably could have managed it well enough.

GOD IN THE PARADISE LOCK!

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

paradose;pck~!

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Ok who was it that posted they were going to turn off the TV if the Paradise Lock happened in this match?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


:yeah:

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.

extradite THIS! posted:

Ok who was it that posted they were going to turn off the TV if the Paradise Lock happened in this match?

a coward

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Jerusalem posted:

GOD IN THE PARADISE LOCK!
Stream died for a bit for me and I missed it. :(

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

ohohoho what a tasty dropkick

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Time Travelling With Skipper™️

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



SKULL STONE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THAT'S THE WRONG HANDSOME MAN DOING THE TOMBSTONE!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

frankenfreak posted:

Stream died for a bit for me and I missed it. :(

Your ISP rejected the blasphemy

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

it is a head vice not a dragon sleeper took me way too long to get that

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



I guess squeezing Okada’s balls with your heel is one way to make the Skull End more powerful

TriffTshngo
Mar 28, 2010

Don't get it twisted who your enemies are.
yo but forreal what if SANADA won

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

red shoes he is grinding his heel right into his dick c'mon

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Procrastinator
Aug 16, 2009

what?


i think i hate skull end

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