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I have had enough of playing second fiddle! It is time for me to take a position of authority. I believe I've found the one true path to this. That's right. I need to bulk up and get LARGE. It is well known that being large means being in charge.
Right now I'm like average sized AT BEST so I really need to grow (get it???) into a position of authority. Maybe make some muscle gains, it couldn't hurt. But I may also need to grow a few inches in height possibly. I don't want to just get fat though, then I'll just be a lackey for somebody in charge and get a nickname like "Tiny" or "Skinny". Possibly "Fats". I dunno though. If I work out too much people will probably call me "Knuckles" or something which, again, sounds like the name of the muscle, not the main don in charge. So I need to strike that perfect balance. Does anyone have any advice on how to achieve my goals of being "large and in charge"? Does anyone "know a guy" or "know a gal" that could help me out here?
Remember. Think big!
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Cha(large)rge
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Oct 14, 2019 17:33
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This one gets it!
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Oct 14, 2019 17:34
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If you don't have a readily available meat locker* to break into, I suggest going to the deli section at your local grocer. Ask for a pound of sliced ham, pay for it (important), and now you have a punching bag. Punch the ham right there at the counter, the deli workers will respect this
* good name for when you are large
Do I eat the ham after punching and slapping it?
Follow up question: should I listen to or sing songs from the Slap A Ham catalog?
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Oct 14, 2019 18:00
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Wrestling/tenderizing a gator for muscle and then protein gains.
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Oct 14, 2019 18:03
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Would wearing heels work?
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Oct 14, 2019 18:39
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I'll work on stretching my bones. Also going to do some sole exercises.
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Oct 14, 2019 18:42
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Bro forget large, swole is where it’s at
I won't fault you if swole is your goal but I wish to be large and in charge.
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Oct 15, 2019 06:05
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What if I just constantly stand on my tiptoes?
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Oct 15, 2019 06:20
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is anyone trying to get small? maybe we can trade some large for some small??? community project
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Oct 15, 2019 07:12
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Will trade my small toes for big toes. Big toes only! I want to replace all my useless small toes with powerful big toes. My neighbors laugh at my small toes. I want the last laugh.
Do you know where I could get extra big toes? I think this would be a step in the right direction.
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Oct 15, 2019 16:46
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*hovers over trenchcoat blueprint where me and my friends all fit in 2x2*
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Oct 15, 2019 20:19
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I'm unbearably large. What would you like to know?
I need to know how. Please!
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Oct 16, 2019 12:30
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- google THIS
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A small medium at large? No way, I'm going to bulk up and talk to ALL the ghosts. I'm going to become a large large at large and I won't settle for anything less.
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Oct 16, 2019 16:02
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A small medium at large? No way, I'm going to bulk up and talk to ALL the ghosts. I'm going to become a large large at large and I won't settle for anything less.
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if the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain
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Oct 16, 2019 17:41
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Smoke 'em if you gottem!
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A man comes home from work and walks up to his newly wed wife. He takes off his belt, then his pants, and throws the pants on the bed. "Go ahead and try those on!" he says to her.
She says, "There's no way I can wear your pants; they're too big!"
"That's right!" he says, "and that's the way things are going to be around here, so you just remember that!"
So she holds out her hand and says, "Hold on a second!" and takes off her pants, then her panties, and throws her panties on the bed.
"Try those on!" she commands, and he looks at the small, dainty panties laying on the bed and says sheepishly,
"Aw, there ain't no way in hell I'm ever gonna get into your panties!"
"That's right, and that's the way things are going to be around here unless you get your poo poo together and change that attitude of yours!"
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Oct 16, 2019 19:18
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A man comes home from work and walks up to his newly wed wife. He takes off his belt, then his pants, and throws the pants on the bed. "Go ahead and try those on!" he says to her.
She says, "There's no way I can wear your pants; they're too big!"
"That's right!" he says, "and that's the way things are going to be around here, so you just remember that!"
So she holds out her hand and says, "Hold on a second!" and takes off her pants, then her panties, and throws her panties on the bed.
"Try those on!" she commands, and he looks at the small, dainty panties laying on the bed and says sheepishly,
"Aw, there ain't no way in hell I'm ever gonna get into your panties!"
"That's right, and that's the way things are going to be around here unless you get your poo poo together and change that attitude of yours!"
large if true
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Oct 16, 2019 19:23
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adopt this stance, you will not only appear larger but will in fact become larger over time
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Oct 16, 2019 20:22
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just ask for a large
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