imagine thinking it was pronounced jeff

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echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

jesus loving christ

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:04

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 15:26

burning swine: May 26, 2004

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:13

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

�jif� thinking has infected my brain and my mind plays a cruel prank on myself constantly by challenging clearly obvious and correct pronounciations like

garden as if it was spelt with a j
genitals as if it was spelt with a j
cat as if it was spelt with a k
glass as if it was spelt with a j
xavier as if was spelt with an x
yospos as if it was spelt with a j but was also mexican
emission as if it didn�t always mean ejaculation
ejaculation as if it was spelt with a g

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:17

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

didn't read op

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:25

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

giraffe-ical interchange format

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:30

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

djaif

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:34

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

it is so

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:37

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Hammerite posted:

it is so

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:38

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

egaculate, lol

# ? Oct 14, 2019 20:39

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

went on a walk and some teenagers were there and they said jif

# ? Nov 24, 2020 09:58

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

utterly unironically

# ? Nov 24, 2020 09:58

Moo Cowabunga: Jun 15, 2009; [Office Worker.

it�s pronounced echo

# ? Nov 24, 2020 10:04

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

dj�if

# ? Nov 24, 2020 10:39

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

I'm starting to worry that "jif" might not be distinctive enough. I might start pronouncing it "zhif", like a French person might.

# ? Nov 24, 2020 10:39

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

jraphics

# ? Nov 24, 2020 11:11

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

love to jo on my jaming station and hanj out with my jood friends at the yos

# ? Nov 24, 2020 16:00

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

it�s definitely a soft G. like giraffe or giant or etc

# ? Nov 24, 2020 16:03

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

The Management posted:

love to jo on my jaming station

it's great that you feel free to express yourself thus but

Silver Alicorn posted:

it’s definitely a soft G. like giraffe or giant or etc

# ? Nov 24, 2020 16:07

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

# ? Nov 24, 2020 16:24

Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

Silver Alicorn posted:

it�s definitely a soft G. like giraffe or giant or etc

the g in gigantic

# ? Nov 24, 2020 16:28

Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

Hammerite posted:

I'm starting to worry that "jif" might not be distinctive enough. I might start pronouncing it "zhif", like a French person might.

zangief the burly chest haired funy computer

# ? Nov 24, 2020 16:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the jif peanut butter company says to say it with a hard g

they teamed up with giphy

# ? Nov 24, 2020 17:25

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Hed posted:

the g in gigantic

a big, big love

# ? Nov 24, 2020 17:56

Asleep Style: Oct 20, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the jif peanut butter company says to say it with a hard g

they teamed up with giphy

Like I'm gonna trust any image that uses creamy peanut butter instead of crunchy

# ? Nov 24, 2020 17:56

Hed: Mar 31, 2004; Fun Shoe

Asleep Style posted:

Like I'm gonna trust any image that uses creamy peanut butter instead of crunchy

# ? Nov 24, 2020 18:16

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

op i respect your differing opinion since you are a respected contributor to the Blender megathread, or as I like to call it "the gifferie of YOSPOS"

# ? Nov 24, 2020 18:43

Sham bam bamina!: Nov 6, 2012; ƨtupid cat

horrible thread

# ? Nov 24, 2020 18:58

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

mate she�s an antique give her some slack

# ? Nov 24, 2020 19:13

Poopernickel: Oct 28, 2005; electricity bad; Fun Shoe

the format's creator said to pronounce it jif, QED

anything else is against The Creator's Will.

also hard-G-gif requires more effort to pronounce than soft-G-gif because of the hard glottal stop, so lazy speakers prefer jif

# ? Nov 24, 2020 23:26

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

i say jif bc im a choosy mom

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:27

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Poopernickel posted:

the format's creator said to pronounce it jif, QED

anything else is against The Creator's Will.

also hard-G-gif requires more effort to pronounce than soft-G-gif because of the hard glottal stop, so lazy speakers prefer jif

the guy that invented the computer mouse insists that the plural is mouses

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:35

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Poopernickel posted:

the format's creator said to pronounce it jif,

so?

the guy who invented png thinks it's called "ping"

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:37

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Poopernickel posted:

the format's creator said to pronounce it jif, QED

anything else is against The Creator's Will.

also hard-G-gif requires more effort to pronounce than soft-G-gif because of the hard glottal stop, so lazy speakers prefer jif

he gave away all rights to offering the correct pronunciation the moment he said it was jif

there are only two factors to consider

a) the g stands for graphics and graphics is said with a g like in gigabyte

b) and this is way more important anyway... jif sounds fuckin stupid

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:47

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

echinopsis posted:

he gave away all rights to offering the correct pronunciation the moment he said it was jif

there are only two factors to consider

a) the g stands for graphics and graphics is said with a g like in gigabyte

b) and this is way more important anyway... jif sounds fuckin stupid

jif as in jigabyte, got it

# ? Nov 25, 2020 00:49

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

echinopsis posted:

he gave away all rights to offering the correct pronunciation the moment he said it was jif

there are only two factors to consider

a) the g stands for graphics and graphics is said with a g like in gigabyte

b) and this is way more important anyway... jif sounds fuckin stupid

this is precisely why I pronounce scuba as skuhb-ah and laser as lah-seer

# ? Nov 25, 2020 01:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde