imagine thinking it was pronounced jeff

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matti: Mar 31, 2019

giffi

# ? Dec 1, 2020 01:49

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 15:35

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ghiff

# ? Dec 1, 2020 01:59

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

chaf

# ? Dec 1, 2020 02:05

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

zhif

# ? Dec 1, 2020 02:08

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

matthew 3:12 posted:

His winnowing fork is in his hand, and he will clear his threshing floor and gather his wheat into the barn, but the jif he will burn with unquenchable fire.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 02:25

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I am GOD and I created GIF in my IMAGE therefore is is said as my name is

# ? Dec 1, 2020 02:52

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

echinopsis posted:

I am GOD and I created GIF in my IMAGE therefore is is said as my name is

GFWH

# ? Dec 1, 2020 03:06

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g3--WYH8SY

# ? Dec 1, 2020 03:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

getting in on this jeff zone

# ? Dec 1, 2020 04:11

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

echinopsis posted:

I am GOD and I created GIF in my IMAGE therefore is is said as my name is

jod willing

# ? Dec 1, 2020 05:12

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

Gisus christ and Jod the father

# ? Dec 1, 2020 05:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Jabor posted:

jod willing

gah gah protect mi fram mi enemy dem

# ? Dec 1, 2020 05:59

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

has this been posted yet?

i dont care

# ? Dec 1, 2020 07:44

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

the fact that jif is unambiguously jif directly implies that gif is not jif

now IF you�re willing to argue that jif is pronounced gif then ok i�m all ears

# ? Dec 1, 2020 08:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the jif peanut butter company is literally like "no, we are jif not you" and threw untold millions marketing this

probably as a way to fight generecism of their trademark or whatever

# ? Dec 1, 2020 08:51

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

over here jif is the brand of abrasive cooktop cleaners

# ? Dec 1, 2020 09:16

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Roosevelt posted:

has this been posted yet?

i dont care

something isn�t right here... :thunk:

# ? Dec 1, 2020 13:43

Poopernickel: Oct 28, 2005; electricity bad; Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

the fact that jif is unambiguously jif directly implies that gif is not jif

now IF you�re willing to argue that jif is pronounced gif then ok i�m all ears

yes, it's good that every spelling in english has a unique pronunciation

# ? Dec 1, 2020 15:26

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

jif is incorrect

# ? Dec 1, 2020 15:44

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Sweevo posted:

jif is incorrect

how do you pronounce jif?

# ? Dec 1, 2020 15:46

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

I just call them memes like a normal person

# ? Dec 1, 2020 15:49

Perplx: Jun 26, 2004; Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma; Lipstick Apathy

can we talk about the gif replacements? all these names still suck somehow

apng - what?
webp - lol google
heif - runner up, not free but the default format for iphones, so its the choice of rich attractive people
avif - the best, because its open sores but its so new if you want hw offload you need a gpu announced in the last 2 months

# ? Dec 1, 2020 15:51

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Silver Alicorn posted:

I just call them memes like a normal person

uh you mean "macros"?

# ? Dec 1, 2020 15:59

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

image markups

# ? Dec 1, 2020 16:30

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Perplx posted:

can we talk about the gif replacements? all these names still suck somehow

apng - what?
webp - lol google
heif - runner up, not free but the default format for iphones, so its the choice of rich attractive people
avif - the best, because its open sores but its so new if you want hw offload you need a gpu announced in the last 2 months

you forgot xng or whatever

e: xvg? the one that was just jpegs in an svg

# ? Dec 1, 2020 17:39

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

m-jpeg is pronounced m-jpej

# ? Dec 1, 2020 17:48

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Silver Alicorn posted:

I just call them memes like a normal person

maymays

# ? Dec 1, 2020 18:18

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

maymays

watch me hwip
watch me maymay

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:08

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

do i look like i know what a "may may" is?

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:08

mediaphage: Mar 22, 2007; Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

President Beep posted:

do i look like i know what a "may may" is?

i mean

yes

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:10

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

mediaphage posted:

i mean

yes

yeah, that was a silly question, tbh.

# ? Dec 1, 2020 19:12

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

maymays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCOIZDttei4&t=21s

# ? Dec 1, 2020 20:41

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

wait is this a bit or do people say "le mao"

# ? Dec 1, 2020 21:38

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

ayyy le mao

# ? Dec 1, 2020 21:38

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

AnimeIsTrash posted:

ayyy le mao

# ? Dec 1, 2020 21:40

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

echinopsis posted:

I am GOD and I created GIF in my IMAGE therefore is is said as my name is

... jehovah or yahweh?

# ? Dec 1, 2020 22:59

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Soricidus posted:

delete this

# ? Dec 2, 2020 00:20

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

Sagebrush posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCOIZDttei4&t=21s

this is the content i crave

# ? Dec 4, 2020 08:07

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

Soricidus posted:

... jehovah or yahweh?

G*F

# ? Dec 4, 2020 23:12

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 15:35

Hammerite: Mar 9, 2007; And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.; Jade Ear Joe

Perplx posted:

you cannot just make up a computer word then pick a non phonetic pronunciation

its the most gatekeeping gotcha, haha you mispronounced a word because because you didn't know it was a dumb pun about the marketing slogan from a particular american brand of peanut butter that happened to have the same last 2 letters as the acronym for Graphics Interchange Format

soft-g gif and hard-g gif are both phonetic pronounciations. the letter g can represent either sound in english

# ? Dec 5, 2020 22:35

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