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Devils Affricate posted:Maybe it did Yeah, was there a timeline given for this...uh...quest???
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Did he use a pedometer to measure how many steps he was taking to prison
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Beef Hardcheese posted:Did he use a pedometer to measure how many steps he was taking to prison The pedometer is showing 3.6 wrongtgens. Not great, not terrible.
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Beef Hardcheese posted:Did he use a pedometer to measure how many steps he was taking to prison He did but after 14 he lost interest.
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Oct 16, 2019 03:59
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Gotta bust the krust
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:He did but after 14 he lost interest. Ha!
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Oct 16, 2019 04:43
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Beef Hardcheese posted:Did he use a pedometer to measure how many steps he was taking to prison Actually it was a ephebometer.
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Literally A Person posted:Now I won't deny the man is a rapist but I am interested in seeing his potentially ripped calves.
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Ka0 posted:
And I would walk 350 miles And I will never walk them no more Because I'm the man Who walked 350 miles To fall down on the prison floor
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Pickwick High posted:That's one determined motherfucker If he was a motherfucker we wouldn't be in this situation
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"Chris Hansen always asks people to sit. If I never stop walking, I can't be a pedo"
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:"Chris Hansen always asks people to sit. If I never stop walking, I can't be a pedo" hahaha "Why don't you have a brisk walk on that treadmill over there?"
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That guy who ran the marathon in under two hours could do this in just over a day if I did the math right (I probably didn't)
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Oct 17, 2019 13:57
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How is he 32
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Ikr. He got plenty of exercise
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drat imagine being so desperate for anything you would walk 350 miles for it.
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At least he's got plenty of walking done before a stairwell nonce bashing leaves him quadro-spazzed on a life glug.
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jazzyhattrick posted:At least he's got plenty of walking done before a stairwell nonce bashing leaves him quadro-spazzed on a life glug. ...uh...yeah?
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I don't think brits are allowed to cast stones on this matter
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jazzyhattrick posted:At least he's got plenty of walking done before a stairwell nonce bashing leaves him quadro-spazzed on a life glug. 
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Milo and POTUS posted:I don't think brits are allowed to cast stones on this matter They're either disallowed, or the absolute best and most knowledgeable resources on the matter. No middle ground.
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Mega64 posted:Actually it was a ephebometer.
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But he's walking and striving and hugging the turns and thinking of a pre-teen for who he still burns He's going the distance He's going to jail
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Chrs posted:351 miles sounds like a really long way and he doesn’t look like he’s the most in shape guy around, maybe he thought it’d take him 4 years to get there? Quick question for law goons. If you start walking towards a 14 yr old for sex, but it takes you 4 yrs to reach her, where do you stand legally?
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Quick question for law goons. If you start walking towards a 14 yr old for sex, but it takes you 4 yrs to reach her, where do you stand legally? No idea about the law, but I guess same place as all of those countdowns to when the Olsen twins turned 18? Not strictly speaking illegal, but definitely wrong.
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jazzyhattrick posted:At least he's got plenty of walking done before a stairwell nonce bashing leaves him quadro-spazzed on a life glug. I'm not liking this Clockwork Orange sequel
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jazzyhattrick posted:At least he's got plenty of walking done before a stairwell nonce bashing leaves him quadro-spazzed on a life glug. 
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bell jar posted:do you think we could replace the fossil fuel industry with a collection of pedophiles on treadmills Either that or we tie a cart to them and do the “your victim is in another castle” thing for a deeply discounted version of the USPS. “Sorry Aatrek, your victim just moved to Boise, Idaho.”
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WorldsStongestNerd posted:Quick question for law goons. If you start walking towards a 14 yr old for sex, but it takes you 4 yrs to reach her, where do you stand legally? in some states its all about intent in others theres no crime until contact so plan your journey accordingly
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jazzyhattrick posted:At least he's got plenty of walking done before a stairwell nonce bashing leaves him quadro-spazzed on a life glug. Shoulda disguised himself as a school
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Ka0 posted:
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The tough of the track With the wind And the rain that's beating down on your back Your heart's beating loud And goes on getting louder And goes on even more 'til the Sound is ringing in your head With every step you tread And every breath you take The 14 year old Makes you walk never stop To get laid got to walk to the cop
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jazzyhattrick posted:At least he's got plenty of walking done before a stairwell nonce bashing leaves him quadro-spazzed on a life glug. Is this Nadsat?
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Can someone please come up with a pedophile/podiatrist joke. I've been trying to think of a good one since this loving thread started...
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You got my hopes up that Aatrek was dead.
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If this isn't the record for distance walked to have sex with an underage girl it's close, I bet he's just coming in a little behind.
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Literally A Person posted:Can someone please come up with a pedophile/podiatrist joke. I've been trying to think of a good one since this loving thread started... I went to a pederast to take a look at the wart on my foot. Guy said, "can do, but I'd like you to take a look at mine first" (his genital warts) 
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Your Gay Uncle posted:If this isn't the record for distance walked to have sex with an underage girl it's close, I bet he's just coming in a little behind. 
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