Breakfast, Lunch, or Dinner?

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Breakfast	19	23.46%
Lunch	9	11.11%
Dinner	20	24.69%
FOUTH MEAL BITCH (Goku option)	33	40.74%
Total:	61 votes

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Whats your favorite?

Mine's probably breakfast since I only eat breakfast on weekends and I have time to make an omelette or poached eggs or something or go to the cool old rear end diner with a metal counter-top and drink coffee until I gotta do my doodie. :grin:

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:56

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:33

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Linner.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:57

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

I almost never eat breakfast.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:57

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Blinner.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:58

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

What about second breakfast?

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:58

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

I skip breakfast because I'm too tired to prepare food in the morning and if I'm up and dressed that probably means I'm already late for work

Lunch is the best meal if you swap it with dinner. Go to the restaurants you would go to for dinner and get the same thing except cheaper because it's a lunch special now #lifehacks

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:58

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Devils Affricate posted:

Lunch is the best meal if you swap it with dinner. Go to the restaurants you would go to for dinner and get the same thing except cheaper because it's a lunch special now #lifehacks

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:59

immortalyawn: May 28, 2013; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Never eat breakfast
Occasionally eat lunch during the week.
Always eat dinner.
Eat continuously on weekends.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 01:59

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

i do breakfast for dinner pretty regularly too

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:00

ShortyMR.CAT: Sep 25, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Brunch

*not joke answer 4 seriously

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:00

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Chinatown posted:

i do breakfast for dinner pretty regularly too

That's what mom did when I was a kid and we were poor. Eggs and toast is hella cheap and if you frame it as a special treat kids eat it right up (she treated it like we were all getting away with something).

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Brunch

*not joke answer 4 seriously

Fuggin' brunch mimosas, bitch! It's not day drinking it's classy.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:02

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Breakfast foods are the best foods because it involves the most eggs and eggs are delicious. Also pancakes and waffles are breakfast foods and they're the best flat batter based food in the world. Also cereal rules and the best cereals in order are: Crispix, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, and Honey Nut Cheerios. Breakfast is also when you can get the Eggnormous Burrito from Burger King, which is basically the Phoenix Down for hangovers.

Breakfast. Breakfast is the only answer.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:09

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

I work permanent nights so dinner is my breakfast, midnight snack is my lunch and breakfast is my dinner

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:12

The Cockler: Mar 31, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Dell_Zincht posted:

I work permanent nights so dinner is my breakfast, midnight snack is my lunch and breakfast is my dinner

get this guy the gently caress out of here

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:18

PyPy: Sep 13, 2004; by vyelkin

I do sometimes eat cake for breffast.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:19

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

It's all about Breaking that Fast

loving grrm loving fat gently caress. Idiot. bastard. hbo and their nonsense.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:20

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

The Cockler posted:

get this guy the gently caress out of here

Oh I also have a beer or two when I finish work which is like 5am, don't judge me, I can't drink at work

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:24

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Breakfast is so far ahead of every other meal that I sometimes replace them with it.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:24

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

We do breakfast for dinner like weekly, we are not poor but like eating good food together. We do not wake up on weekends. Kids love it too. Wtf pancakes and sausage haters, biscuits and gravy? Jfc people wake up

For breakfast for dinner

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:34

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Lunch for sure, dinner is good after a long day of work but lunch is the sustainer.

When I was a warehouse leadhand working nights, we would have these brutal summers. I'm talking 10 hours minimum, I'd routinely do 5 12s for 60 hrs/week for like 3 months or as long as I could handle it. Made a ton of money but it was rough. In that setting, you never hosed with a mans lunch. Lunch was serious loving business.

I remember one day, we were particularly front loaded with work, and many of us didnt take any breaks for like 6 hours. There was one dude, Dave, there who was a bit of a loudmouth, decent worker but I could definitely see how his personality could be aggravating to some. That particular day he had been telling everyone he had a huge container of his wife's chili he was looking forward to, like really just driving home how hype he was for it, and how he could work all night as long as he knew that chili was there waiting for him.

I'm sure you can see where this is going. I typically worked close to him, and our workloads were intertwined, so we often took break around the same time. I had already been in the lunch room when he strolled in, big grin rubbing his hands together just ready to dig into that chili. He gets to the fridge, digs around in his bag, and all I hear from behind me is Dave gently close the fridge door and mutter "who's loving with me..." he looks around a bit, and finds his container in the sink. It wasn't even washed out or anything, just tossed shamelessly in the sink. I'm looking at him, hes looking at me, it's just us 2 in there of the 60 or so guys on the floor, and I just see his face contort into this face I'd never seen him make before. Like it went through about to cry, to about to explode, back to cry, to confused, to despondent back to rage again in like a second. Thinking about it right now makes me chuckle lol, it was seriously like a cartoon.

I instinctively stood up and began "Dave, we've got cameras, I...", put my hand up toward him, but he just pushed past me with this murderous determination in his eyes. He storms out of the lunch room, and I'm like oh gently caress, mouth half full of food, quickly close up my container and run after him. I've never seen this guy angry like this. Worked with him 5 years, some really hard days some times, he'd been sarcastic and annoyed but never mad like this.

I went searching for him, obviously following the same path on our forklifts, because everyone I'd come across told me the same thing basically lol, that he was on a rampage and asking who the gently caress ate his wife's chili. Like seriously putting it that way, like "who ate my wife's loving chili?!", like someone had just defiled his wife lol.

I eventually caught up to him, confronting this new kid, fresh out of high school, like 19. Dave was bigger but the kid was kind of a cocky rear end in a top hat, so he wasn't backing down. I'm driving down this aisle as fast as my machine would go (like 14km/h lol) while these guys are at the end, like two apes standing face to face fingers in each others faces, just hoping they dont do anything stupid. As soon as I'm close Kyle (the kid) pushes Dave and Dave just launches back, takes this kid down, and starts throwing punches. I'm getting there just as this happens and I seriously launch off my machine (stand up reach truck, hit the e-brake and you can get some serious air lol), dive in and have to pry this guy off Kyle, screaming at the top of my lungs that we're at work, we're adults here, what the gently caress are you idiots doing.

I had to stay through to the morning (this is nights remember, I was working 6pm-6am) till 9 loving am to see the warehouse manager and talk about the incident because I wanted to nip in the bud any talk before rumours got out or anything. I told the story basically as I did here, and he just sat back and contemplated for a moment once I was done. He responded finally, "Kyle's a goddamn idiot. You never gently caress with a mans lunch. Lunch is serious loving business" lol

They both got written up iirc but Kyle basically became a pariah and shamed into quitting, basically no one sided with him. I still don't know why he ate Daves lunch. I remember going home that day, tired as gently caress, kinda delirious, just laughing about the absurdity of it.

Lunch is serious loving business, I'll never forget the way Murray said that to me.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:36

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

Lunch for sure, dinner is good after a long day of work but lunch is the sustainer.

When I was a warehouse leadhand working nights, we would have these brutal summers. I'm talking 10 hours minimum, I'd routinely do 5 12s for 60 hrs/week for like 3 months or as long as I could handle it. Made a ton of money but it was rough. In that setting, you never hosed with a mans lunch. Lunch was serious loving business.

I remember one day, we were particularly front loaded with work, and many of us didnt take any breaks for like 6 hours. There was one dude, Dave, there who was a bit of a loudmouth, decent worker but I could definitely see how his personality could be aggravating to some. That particular day he had been telling everyone he had a huge container of his wife's chili he was looking forward to, like really just driving home how hype he was for it, and how he could work all night as long as he knew that chili was there waiting for him.

I'm sure you can see where this is going. I typically worked close to him, and our workloads were intertwined, so we often took break around the same time. I had already been in the lunch room when he strolled in, big grin rubbing his hands together just ready to dig into that chili. He gets to the fridge, digs around in his bag, and all I hear from behind me is Dave gently close the fridge door and mutter "who's loving with me..." he looks around a bit, and finds his container in the sink. It wasn't even washed out or anything, just tossed shamelessly in the sink. I'm looking at him, hes looking at me, it's just us 2 in there of the 60 or so guys on the floor, and I just see his face contort into this face I'd never seen him make before. Like it went through about to cry, to about to explode, back to cry, to confused, to despondent back to rage again in like a second. Thinking about it right now makes me chuckle lol, it was seriously like a cartoon.

I instinctively stood up and began "Dave, we've got cameras, I...", put my hand up toward him, but he just pushed past me with this murderous determination in his eyes. He storms out of the lunch room, and I'm like oh gently caress, mouth half full of food, quickly close up my container and run after him. I've never seen this guy angry like this. Worked with him 5 years, some really hard days some times, he'd been sarcastic and annoyed but never mad like this.

I went searching for him, obviously following the same path on our forklifts, because everyone I'd come across told me the same thing basically lol, that he was on a rampage and asking who the gently caress ate his wife's chili. Like seriously putting it that way, like "who ate my wife's loving chili?!", like someone had just defiled his wife lol.

I eventually caught up to him, confronting this new kid, fresh out of high school, like 19. Dave was bigger but the kid was kind of a cocky rear end in a top hat, so he wasn't backing down. I'm driving down this aisle as fast as my machine would go (like 14km/h lol) while these guys are at the end, like two apes standing face to face fingers in each others faces, just hoping they dont do anything stupid. As soon as I'm close Kyle (the kid) pushes Dave and Dave just launches back, takes this kid down, and starts throwing punches. I'm getting there just as this happens and I seriously launch off my machine (stand up reach truck, hit the e-brake and you can get some serious air lol), dive in and have to pry this guy off Kyle, screaming at the top of my lungs that we're at work, we're adults here, what the gently caress are you idiots doing.

I had to stay through to the morning (this is nights remember, I was working 6pm-6am) till 9 loving am to see the warehouse manager and talk about the incident because I wanted to nip in the bud any talk before rumours got out or anything. I told the story basically as I did here, and he just sat back and contemplated for a moment once I was done. He responded finally, "Kyle's a goddamn idiot. You never gently caress with a mans lunch. Lunch is serious loving business" lol

They both got written up iirc but Kyle basically became a pariah and shamed into quitting, basically no one sided with him. I still don't know why he ate Daves lunch. I remember going home that day, tired as gently caress, kinda delirious, just laughing about the absurdity of it.

Lunch is serious loving business, I'll never forget the way Murray said that to me.

Lol excellent story

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:41

Toughy: Nov 29, 2004; KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

Lunch for sure, dinner is good after a long day of work but lunch is the sustainer.

When I was a warehouse leadhand working nights, we would have these brutal summers. I'm talking 10 hours minimum, I'd routinely do 5 12s for 60 hrs/week for like 3 months or as long as I could handle it. Made a ton of money but it was rough. In that setting, you never hosed with a mans lunch. Lunch was serious loving business.

I remember one day, we were particularly front loaded with work, and many of us didnt take any breaks for like 6 hours. There was one dude, Dave, there who was a bit of a loudmouth, decent worker but I could definitely see how his personality could be aggravating to some. That particular day he had been telling everyone he had a huge container of his wife's chili he was looking forward to, like really just driving home how hype he was for it, and how he could work all night as long as he knew that chili was there waiting for him.

I'm sure you can see where this is going. I typically worked close to him, and our workloads were intertwined, so we often took break around the same time. I had already been in the lunch room when he strolled in, big grin rubbing his hands together just ready to dig into that chili. He gets to the fridge, digs around in his bag, and all I hear from behind me is Dave gently close the fridge door and mutter "who's loving with me..." he looks around a bit, and finds his container in the sink. It wasn't even washed out or anything, just tossed shamelessly in the sink. I'm looking at him, hes looking at me, it's just us 2 in there of the 60 or so guys on the floor, and I just see his face contort into this face I'd never seen him make before. Like it went through about to cry, to about to explode, back to cry, to confused, to despondent back to rage again in like a second. Thinking about it right now makes me chuckle lol, it was seriously like a cartoon.

I instinctively stood up and began "Dave, we've got cameras, I...", put my hand up toward him, but he just pushed past me with this murderous determination in his eyes. He storms out of the lunch room, and I'm like oh gently caress, mouth half full of food, quickly close up my container and run after him. I've never seen this guy angry like this. Worked with him 5 years, some really hard days some times, he'd been sarcastic and annoyed but never mad like this.

I went searching for him, obviously following the same path on our forklifts, because everyone I'd come across told me the same thing basically lol, that he was on a rampage and asking who the gently caress ate his wife's chili. Like seriously putting it that way, like "who ate my wife's loving chili?!", like someone had just defiled his wife lol.

I eventually caught up to him, confronting this new kid, fresh out of high school, like 19. Dave was bigger but the kid was kind of a cocky rear end in a top hat, so he wasn't backing down. I'm driving down this aisle as fast as my machine would go (like 14km/h lol) while these guys are at the end, like two apes standing face to face fingers in each others faces, just hoping they dont do anything stupid. As soon as I'm close Kyle (the kid) pushes Dave and Dave just launches back, takes this kid down, and starts throwing punches. I'm getting there just as this happens and I seriously launch off my machine (stand up reach truck, hit the e-brake and you can get some serious air lol), dive in and have to pry this guy off Kyle, screaming at the top of my lungs that we're at work, we're adults here, what the gently caress are you idiots doing.

I had to stay through to the morning (this is nights remember, I was working 6pm-6am) till 9 loving am to see the warehouse manager and talk about the incident because I wanted to nip in the bud any talk before rumours got out or anything. I told the story basically as I did here, and he just sat back and contemplated for a moment once I was done. He responded finally, "Kyle's a goddamn idiot. You never gently caress with a mans lunch. Lunch is serious loving business" lol

They both got written up iirc but Kyle basically became a pariah and shamed into quitting, basically no one sided with him. I still don't know why he ate Daves lunch. I remember going home that day, tired as gently caress, kinda delirious, just laughing about the absurdity of it.

Lunch is serious loving business, I'll never forget the way Murray said that to me.

I've worked that shift and those hours plus some, I can definitely agree with the managers decision.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:42

Ez8: Aug 5, 2004

What about brunch and lupper, op? What's with the cis-meal bias?

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:43

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

dinner > lunch > breakfast

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:44

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Supper is the best meal, O.P.

And the best dish for supper is homemade meatloaf with a healthy helping of ketchup slathered over the top of that big hog.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:45

GEEKABALL: May 30, 2011; Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!; Fun Shoe

Murray was right.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:45

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Former DILF posted:

dinner > lunch > breakfast

Reported

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:46

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kyle went on to become a writer on Friends and based the entire Ross sandwich storyline on that incident.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:47

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Former DILF posted:

dinner > lunch > breakfast

You just got off probation dude

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:50

RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Ew gross no way op

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:53

sudonim: Oct 6, 2005

That shift manager was dead on. Never gently caress with someone's lunch. Do not break that covenant. People who do are lower than trash.

That said, pizza can be breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Just sayin

Oatmeal stout, room temp, is the best breakfast beer. Back when I was still a bachelor I bought a case real cheap from the discount liquor store around the corner and had one for breakfast every day for a month.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 02:59

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

sudonim posted:

That shift manager was dead on. Never gently caress with someone's lunch. Do not break that covenant. People who do are lower than trash.

That said, pizza can be breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Just sayin

Oatmeal stout, room temp, is the best breakfast beer. Back when I was still a bachelor I bought a case real cheap from the discount liquor store around the corner and had one for breakfast every day for a month.

How�s the meetings going?

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:01

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

ASIAN STREET MEAT

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:01

defaultluser: Jan 13, 2007; The person can drink sake for the following five reasons. First of all, for the national holiday. Moreover, it fills with the nectar. Finally, for reasons. Next, to heal the dryness of the place. After that, to refuse the future; Fun Shoe

ALTER YOUR HEATHEN LIST.

I prefer second breakfast.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:09

Cough Drop The Beat: Jan 22, 2012; by Lowtax

Definitely breakfast because weekend brunch is the best thing in existence. I enjoy experiencing delicious food and taking my time doing so during dinner most nights, but it's got to brunch.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:10

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

Second breakfast

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:12

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Captain Hygiene posted:

Breakfast is so far ahead of every other meal that I sometimes replace them with it.

Breakfast for Dinner

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:14

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Supch

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:23

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Ok so I think we're on to something

dinner for lunch

breakfast for dinner

nobody has suggested lunch for breakfast, but that's the direction things are going

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:33

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Devils Affricate posted:

Ok so I think we're on to something

dinner for lunch

breakfast for dinner

nobody has suggested lunch for breakfast, but that's the direction things are going

Soup and salad upon awakening please Darby.

# ? Oct 15, 2019 03:26

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