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Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Internet Janitor posted:

i'm not "the nosql guy" sir

i am a senior postgres remediation engineer

the ring on my finger is carved from the bones of a devops who failed catastrophically, causing untold lost investor dollars. my colleagues and i wear it as a grim reminder of the weight of responsibility borne by our profession

they give one to everyone at the bootcamp

an MIT girl gave me this speech on a date

or maybe that was a canadian engineer, and she had the beaver ring

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eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

polyester concept posted:

bring back leaded gasoline too

seems to me that poster already has

Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

Analytic Engine posted:

she had the beaver ring

giggity

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

qikInNdOutReply 3 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

He who tries to change the world, from a position in power, will always have the barking of the underdogs.
Its easy beeing a underdog, you dont have to provide analysis or better solutions, you dont have to proof that you are not delusional, that those you represent are good (lots of evil ex-empires among todays underdogs), all you have to do is bark and bite.
Even if you have a "desert-mumified" culture like in the middle east, that has adapted to survival in a manmade dessert, without risky progress.
Even landing a western spaceship, proofing things can thrive in the dessert, will not change what people have internalized over the centuries. Rather the local culture rubs off on the spaceship and it begins to rust into the same empire scrap yard.
Things proofen not to work:
* military interventions
* secret service interventions
* cultural nudging (soft power)
* brute force take-overs (colonialism)
Ironically, if humanity goes into desert mode, it brings the desert with it.
You produce lots of offspring for the inevitable war, when crashing into the resource ceiling.
You shun risky capitalist endavours.
You vote for one strong man and against diversity of opinion and culture. (prevents civil war, which is always worser then external warfare).
And we had that in medieval europe too, just listen to a catholic preacher and you can hear the bad times ruleset singing itself praises, less your lineage withers.
A maxed out environment is a trap, preventing complex structures and escape attempts.
@qpqpdbdbqpqp I honestly do not see were my viewpoint is racist. I argue that all of humanity, when run into a ressource spares environment, is behaviour optimized towards this loop.
The "western spaceships" aka iraq and afghanistan were doomed to fail, as all the outside surplus is converted into "catastrophe" preparations or escape plans. Would have done the same in the situation.
Israel might be a exemption for now, but even there the orthodox "survial-mode" culture is taking over the enlightment project form within.
And its universal. As soon as things run out, conservative mindsets take over and all ventures and endavours come to a screeching halt.
Sorry, if the physical limitations and the negative impression it made on humanity, scare you and your idealized view of the world.
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Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."
hn thread: adapted to survival in a manmade dessert

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
chrisdbanks 7 minutes ago | prev | next [–]

As an employer, I am reticent to name a salary range because the fact is that the return on investment of employees is not normally distributed; it follows a power law where the top people return many times the amount of an average person. This may be because of connections, experience, intelligence, or a mixture. When I recruit I always want to hire a top person for whom I'm happy to pay 50% more than an average person, but realistically that's not always possible for me. If I state a salary range then I have to extend it to the amount I'd be willing to play for a top person which would mean if I'd have to settle for an average person then I'd probably set their expectations too high.

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

quote:

I'd be willing to play for a top person which would mean if I'd have to settle for an average person then I'd probably set their expectations too high.
That’s what his wife said

mystes
May 31, 2006

Internet Janitor posted:

hn thread: adapted to survival in a manmade dessert

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

Jimmy Carter posted:

the top people return many times the amount of an average person [...] I always want to hire a top person for whom I'm happy to pay 50% more than an average person

found your problem

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki
dane-pgp 51 minutes ago | root | parent | prev | next [–]

> A federated, open online dating protocol

A natural way to implement this would be to extend ActivityPub and build modules for Fediverse sites like Mastodon that add dating site features. (In fact, ActivityStreams already has support[0] for defining relationships between people, with "Would Like To Know" being a standardised value[1]).

The searching/matching functionality would probably have to be done at the level of an aggregator, like "Social Search"[2], but what's really needed is a privacy-preserving way of only revealing your contact information to someone who matches with you. That's sort of equivalent to the "socialist millionaire problem"[3], so there could be a nice zero-knowledge protocol for implementing this. You might need to couple it with some form of proof-of-personhood / Sybil-resistance, though, to stop someone just generating every possible profile and matching with everyone else.

[0] https://www.w3.org/TR/activitystreams-vocabulary/#dfn-relati...

[1] https://vocab.org/relationship/#wouldLikeToKnow

[2] https://search.noc.social/

[3] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_millionaire_problem

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



interesting, they believe that implementing a bespoke federated privacy-preserving dating protocol would make getting a date easier and yet it is that belief and others like it which are the sole reasons preventing them from getting a date

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



mfer is like "getting a date is hard. lets try using excel"

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Pile Of Garbage posted:

mfer is like "getting a date is hard. lets try using excel"

tbf excel is real good at randomly making things into dates

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Cybernetic Vermin posted:

tbf excel is real good at randomly making things into dates

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Cybernetic Vermin posted:

tbf excel is real good at randomly making things that aren't dates into dates

ftfy

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


just step on that joke. grind it into the ground. good, now harder

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



:(

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



you keep talking like that and this will also become a date

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

tbf excel is real good at randomly making things into dates

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
that image has the word "incorrectly" cut off but i refuse to go past the first page of search results

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

probably_wrong 3 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

Regarding your "niche", I have noticed that dating apps will not let you say that you are a programmer. I have scrolled through the "my interests" list of Tinder, Bumble, and OkCupid, and the only one that more or less fits is "startups", but that's it. I honestly feel midly offended.
Do you want to say that your interests are reading, traveling, living and laughing? Sure, go ahead. Do you want to write "tech"? Sorry, this app is for cool kids only.
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Won't someone think of the programmers?

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




fritz posted:

probably_wrong 3 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

Regarding your "niche", I have noticed that dating apps will not let you say that you are a programmer. I have scrolled through the "my interests" list of Tinder, Bumble, and OkCupid, and the only one that more or less fits is "startups", but that's it. I honestly feel midly offended.
Do you want to say that your interests are reading, traveling, living and laughing? Sure, go ahead. Do you want to write "tech"? Sorry, this app is for cool kids only.
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That's because they won't allow you to add something as vague as "programming" they only allow you to tag specific languages and technologies. "x64 assembly" or "COBOL" or such. It makes a big difference so you don't accidentally go on a date with a Javascript dev.

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

Pile Of Garbage posted:

interesting, they believe that implementing a bespoke federated privacy-preserving dating protocol would make getting a date easier and yet it is that belief and others like it which are the sole reasons preventing them from getting a date

in fairness, there are probably a lot of other reasons, too

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

ultrafilter posted:

Won't someone think of the programmers?


BlargMcLarg 6 hours ago | parent | context | flag | favorite | on: ‘Date me’ Google Docs and the hyper-optimized ques...

No, these are your assumptions made through fearmongering and looking away from what is actually happening. Women are not fragile flowers being super selective with strangers out of security. They are increasingly hooking up with strangers compared to before, and they specifically select men in populations which are more likely to have psychopaths or men with dark intentions. Your average woman has plenty of suitors and friends able to set her up with dates, and she chooses not to.
The entire notion falls flat the moment you look at the actions of women and men as a whole, and take a moment to remember what ideals 80s and 90s coming-of-age movies showed.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
stainablesteel 1 minute ago | prev | next [–]

i don't understand how people keep getting played by the same media tactics
elon is playing you, everything is fine, he just wants free attention to spread platform news to people without spending $

all the complainers are his new marketing network and it's glorious

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Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

spoils19 2 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

pb7 is probably correct here, as they are in many things. Elon probably knows what he's doing, you don't get to that level of businessmen without making all the right decisions.
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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Jose Valasquez posted:

spoils19 2 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

pb7 is probably correct here, as they are in many things. Elon probably knows what he's doing, you don't get to that level of businessmen without making all the right decisions.
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lol

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jose Valasquez posted:

spoils19 2 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

pb7 is probably correct here, as they are in many things. Elon probably knows what he's doing, you don't get to that level of businessmen without making all the right decisions.
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oh good heavens

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

tbf excel is real good at randomly making things into dates

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



Jose Valasquez posted:

spoils19 2 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

pb7 is probably correct here, as they are in many things. Elon probably knows what he's doing, you don't get to that level of businessmen without making all the right decisions.
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what believing in meritocracy does to a mf

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Jose Valasquez posted:

spoils19 2 hours ago | root | parent | next [–]

pb7 is probably correct here, as they are in many things. Elon probably knows what he's doing, you don't get to that level of businessmen without making all the right decisions.
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or daddy owning an apartheid emerald mine I hear that also helps

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Sapozhnik posted:

or daddy owning an apartheid emerald mine I hear that also helps

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and the up and coming indie artist why both their parents have wikipedia articles.

Jose Valasquez
Apr 8, 2005

of course the one good hn post is flagged and dead

nradov 25 minutes ago [flagged] [dead] | parent | prev | next [–]

There are no "high quality NFTs". That's an oxymoron. All are scams and bait for idiots.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Sapozhnik posted:

or daddy owning an apartheid emerald mine I hear that also helps

the illusion of the meritocracy can't be shattered fast enough

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


pretty pretty pretty good

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

The_Franz posted:

the illusion of the meritocracy can't be shattered fast enough

it's absolutely critical to them that they maintain it so it will be maintained until the edifice collapses, hth

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


post hole digger posted:

pretty pretty pretty good

youre just saying that because you heard a bell ring!

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Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
adamzerner 20 minutes ago | parent | prev | next [–]

I think a Bayesian perspective is helpful here. 1) How likely is it that Zuck makes that statement if he feels like he is responsible? 2) How likely is it if he doesn't feel responsible? I think the answers to those questions are quite similar, in which case hearing the statement doesn't actually tell us much.
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