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Hmm, never had one of these orange things before, but the store said they taste like a mix between plums and dates. How bad could they be? *bites* Well that's, oh geez that's astringent ugh my teeth are all fuzzy, oh god it's getting worse what's going on Is it supposed to be like this? Oh gosh I can't hardly swallow my mouth is so dry, can't move my tongue, water does nothing. Am I having an allergic reaction? Am I gonna die? Is this how it ends? Epitaph: "Bested by a store bought fruit" gently caress gently caress gently caress. Okay I think it's getting better now. Maybe you're just not supposed to eat the skin? Let's lick the flesh in the bite a little and see. Oh god oh no nope nope nope not again!!! Goones, please post in this thread about times you have been owned by fruits or vegetables.
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i have literally no frame of reference for this
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:09 |
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if you crack open the seed it will have a fork a spoon or a knife in it
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:11 |
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I was owned by a Waldorf salad masquerading as potato salad at a 'friend''s wedding 15 years ago. It still makes me sick to think of. What kind of person decides to serve Waldorf salad with a roast beef meal anyway? The only person more sociopathic than someone who serves potato salad with a roast beef meal.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:14 |
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Ah, I know exactly what this tastes like! This is a very familiar experience to me, a person who has done what it says in the op, many a time.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:15 |
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In the words of Daffy Duck, "Thanksthsths for the sour persimmonsth, cousin"
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:23 |
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i drank out of a beer can that someone used as an ashtray once
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:24 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i have literally no frame of reference for this
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:33 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i have literally no frame of reference for this Persimmons have a tougher skin and thus don't squish when you shove them up your rear end
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:38 |
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:i have literally no frame of reference for this Have you ever had a glass of wine that made your mouth kind of "dry"? Imagine getting that feeling times one million from taking a tiny bite out of an orange tomato.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:40 |
Kak posted:i drank out of a beer can that someone used as an ashtray once Nah that was just an IPA
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:46 |
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"ayyy that's not a spicy meat-a-ball" - person who bit into an unripe persimmon fruit, I guess
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 22:29 |
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Aggh I just bite into an unripe persimmon fruit! I hate when I bite into an unripe persimmon fruit! Agh my mouth feel like I bite into an unripe persimmon fruit!!
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 22:41 |
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Persimmons are delicious and very sweet. If they are unripe and you don't want to wait, stick them in the fridge to speed up the process.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 22:50 |
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*Bites a fruit* "Dang, this fruit isn't ripe yet"
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 22:51 |
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That's all I got OP. King of a boring prompt tbh.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 22:52 |
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Well this was an unfortunate waste of produce
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 22:53 |
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I've never even had a ripe persimmon
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 22:58 |
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We have a persimmon tree in our back yard and I know the feeling like the op of tasting an unripe one. They're ok when fully ripe, which means waiting until they are soft and squishy to the point that you would think they were overripe. We have opossums that come into our yard during persimmon season, which drives the dogs crazy. One dog absolutely hates them and has actually killed a couple, but they still keep coming.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 23:24 |
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the dry, rough/gritty sensation you get from eating unripe persimmons is your saliva proteins being forced to cluster together.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 23:40 |
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Uh oh there goes my shirt!
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 00:03 |
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Please show a graphic representation of your face after eating the persimmon OP
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 00:14 |
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Imagine getting owned by a fruit. Such a low bar.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 00:30 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Imagine getting owned by a fruit. Such a low bar. GBS: such a low bar
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 00:33 |
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The only "fruit ownage" I have experienced is biting into an apple/pear looking down and seeing half a worm all wrigglin' where I took my bite and I'm sitting there still chewing and like grinding the worm, at this point, goo around in my mouth.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 02:07 |
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I like apples and bananas.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:07 |
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Chomp8645 posted:I like apples and bananas. pleb, only real fruitsters enjoy starfruit and durians
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:20 |
Chomp8645 posted:I like apples and bananas. I like to eat eat eat eeples and beneenees.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:21 |
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i was denied persimmon permissions
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:30 |
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Phy posted:Thanksthsths for the sour persimmonsth, cousin
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:44 |
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No thank you. I'm really more of a tomato boy.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:57 |
The_Continental posted:more of a tomato boy. She said see ya later boy He wasn't ripe enough for her
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 06:59 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:She said see ya later boy NOW HES A SUPERSTAR, KING OF THE SALAD BAR
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 07:03 |
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Pickwick High posted:Please show a graphic representation of your face after eating the persimmon OP
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 09:39 |
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This one time, I bit into what I thought was a potato in my stew, but it was just a chayote, and it wasn't cooked well which made it hard. The whole experience was terrible and now I am suspicious of all cubed potatoes in stew.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 10:03 |
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Good Ol Filbert posted:This one time, I bit into what I thought was a potato in my stew, but it was just a chayote, and it wasn't cooked well which made it hard. The whole experience was terrible and now I am suspicious of all cubed potatoes in stew. I think that's wise. These things are what memory is for. It reminds me of the time I bought a sandwich that looked like it had some slices of juicy cucumber in it, but after a few bites it turned out they were in fact jalapeņos. Just one of many times I have been savagely owned by vegetables
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 11:02 |
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Mooey Cow posted:I think that's wise. These things are what memory is for. Hecking hell, man! This other time, I picked some oranges from the tree in the back. I thought they were ripe and ready, but I peeled one and it was so effing tart. Then I felt bad throwing it away because it's still a small tree and it probably tried it's hardest... so I sat there and ate the rest of that tart, sour mess. OMG.. out of guilt for the little tree lol it's kinda funny now that I think about it.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 11:09 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:I like to eat eat eat eeples and beneenees. I like to oat oat oat opples and bononos
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 11:11 |
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I just remembered something. This one time we made ceviche, but they weren't careful with the lime seeds and some seeds scattered throughtout. All of the ingredients blended them in and every now and then I would bite into a gross seed who's juices were repugnant as all hell and made me put the ceviche down so I can panhandle the seeds out with a spoon. 2/10 stars for that ceviche
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 11:12 |
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I whip and brutally tame ALL fruits and vegetables to do my bidding and I assure you I leave NO produce unpunished e: ooh ceviche owns one time I was in Puerto Vallarta and had the best ceviche from this little place but they also had the BEST saltwater cracker things to scoop it up with, and I've never been able to find something comparable state-side, even in the 'Mexican' section of grocery stores. They were like fluffy saltines, sorta? Hard to describe. Good poo poo if the cracker gets as much attention as the ceviche, which flippin owned. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Oct 16, 2019 |
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