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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
The idea of putting together a CSPAM album of songs was proposed. This is the thread about that. Where will it take us?
Originals, covers, parodies, symphonies...whatever. Could this be something that can be done?

Slumfrog posted:

*extremely Rock Candy Mountainishly*

In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads
You'll find all the best things Trump
Tweets from big wet president
As he pushes out a dump
You can watch him froth and rage
As he talks about his crimes

All the poo poo he steals
Lies, scams and deals
In the name of grift
Folks set adrift
In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads

In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads
You can post just what you feel
The only thing you shouldn't say
Is the piss tape isn't real
Just don't act like an rear end in a top hat
That poo poo's for DnD

You can have your say
Post your best wordplay
Or just go to town
Have a big melt down
In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads

In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads
You can drink, smoke, snort or toke
And no-one thinks the less of you
If your brain is pretty broke
But don't think you have to do this stuff
It's always poster's choice

Your vice or virtue
Is left up to you
The important thing
Is the crack and ping
In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads

In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads
They've skills beyond belief
Make photoshops, music, cool art
Or carve stuff in relief
Some people have a way with words
And one or two can dance

They make great food
Tell a joke real crude
Whatever your bent
Just the best content
In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads

In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads
You might think they just talk junk
But if you're down or feel life sucks
They'll help you shake that funk
Folks in those parts are real good
Some of the best you'll meet

Help you deal with it
If you feel like poo poo
There's a ton of love
Push come to shove
And the lurking host
Need to Just Post
You'll find the folks here just the most
So join the crew
Post a Trump or two
If you're looking for your name here
Well, gently caress you
In the Great Big Cspam Trump Threads

twoday posted:

I will try to record a banjo version of this once my eel slicing finger is healed, I know the tune already

twoday posted:

Are there more musicians in this thread? Maybe 3dcat can make this real, and I'll do some banjo stuff, and if every c-spam musician pools together we can make an album and sell it and donate the proceeds to the kurds

twoday posted:

Play whatever music, doesn't need lyrics. I sell c-spam merch, and I have had several dozen orders, people seem happy to buy that, and also buy 2DCAT albums, so we can use the combined power of the C-spam community to make an album, and use our combined desire to buy poo poo that is relevant to our lives, and then just donate the income to a good cause

Nobody will care what you play or if you sing or if you're good, some of us will buy a cd anyway if its for a good cause

If more people are interested in attempting this i can make a thread. But I am pretty busy and have too many projects to manage already so if someone else feels like managing this, please do so, I will contribute a song

new kind of cat posted:

you can have my ax

Epic High Five posted:

can I submit the trump lip noises ASMR audio track as a personal contribution

Zyla posted:

i was a singer/songwriter in college i had a 3 pc band :toot:

ill start noodlin

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

cuz im selfish im obscene

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Get a handed missus to put the trumo flag blues premium asmr on the album

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Ok, great, everyone post here if you want to help

Who are we donating to? The kurds we have collectively betrayed? Any idea how to do that in an ethical way? Or alternatives?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mayor Dave posted:

Get a handed missus to put the trumo flag blues premium asmr on the album

Yeah but that's just a Godspeed you Black Emperor track with trump audio added in, we will have copyright problems

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
use this as interstitial music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9kfcEga0lk

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

welp time to download fuckin uhhhhh

whats it called again

audio atrocity or whatever

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
This video owned though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkXigRoaSK8

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I can play Dammit by blink-182 but instead of "Well I guess this is growing up" I can sing "Well I guess this posting traunp"

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



my submission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpHJn4C_58M

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I didn't make it but I am submitting it

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Yeah imma watch it again

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I play the banjo and sometimes I play folk but I also built a sitar bridge for it and play trippy sort of post rock stuff

https://soundcloud.com/autophobe

I can do the big rock candy mountain cover lyrics in 1920's bluegrass style, while randomly hollering TRUAL and TRUNDO in between lyrics

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress

i have feel like postin trump

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
I'm an incredibly mediocre musician but I'll do my best with strings, synth, & drums - I'll try to get crackin' on a lovely composition tonight

*for something not related to big rock crack-ping mountain

RoboFrance_29 has issued a correction as of 22:13 on Oct 15, 2019

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

baby

when i think about you

i think about truuuuuuuuuump

Darlin' I don't live without you

And your truuuuuuump

*hard riff*

FEEL LIKE POSTIN TRUMP

*RIFF*

FEEL LIKE POSTIN TRUMP

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

RoboFrance_29 posted:

I'm an incredibly mediocre musician

I feel like the baseline here should be like someone screaming trump into a microphone for a minute and then knocking it over and having another minute of static because the cable is no lonher properly plugged in

The Sounds of C-SPAM

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
I dont know if anyone else follows the SA Christmas albums but I have loved them for many years amd some of the tracks are really poo poo but it only adds to the charm.

Here are two of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n9QxjqprBI

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

any one have a good recommendation for a recording mic under like 50 smackos

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED
Gonna do 'Stuck in the middle with TURPM'

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

twoday posted:

I dont know if anyone else follows the SA Christmas albums but I have loved them for many years amd some of the tracks are really poo poo but it only adds to the charm.

Here are two of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n9QxjqprBI

dude “ho ho ho it’s Christmas time” is so good.

just perfect

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/zylaros/status/1184245377941278721

one bad idea

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

it would be cool to try to do a medley of some of these short but sweet trub lyric covers

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ZD82plULQ

ooo i wanna make up my mind

but i dont know my self :smith:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

twoday posted:

I dont know if anyone else follows the SA Christmas albums but I have loved them for many years amd some of the tracks are really poo poo but it only adds to the charm.

Here are two of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n9QxjqprBI

Ho ho ho it's Christmas time has been a staple of my holiday playlists for years

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work
So I just woke up and saw this, and it's a really cool idea. Love the idea of the banjo version twoday. I didn't bother with the first verse of the original to save space, so if you want more stuff or different variations I'm happy to do some.

I can't sing or play music but, as some of you may have noticed, I do like messing with words. So although I can't offer much musically I'm open to doing lyrics/parody lyrics to help out.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Mayor Dave posted:

Ho ho ho it's Christmas time has been a staple of my holiday playlists for years

holy poo poo i havent laughed that hard in a long time

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Zyla posted:

any one have a good recommendation for a recording mic under like 50 smackos

shure sm57 is pretty deece, but it’s probably closer to 60-75 these days — i dunno haven’t looked at those prices in forever

twoday posted:

I dont know if anyone else follows the SA Christmas albums but I have loved them for many years amd some of the tracks are really poo poo but it only adds to the charm.

Here are two of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHwhKwJypE4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n9QxjqprBI

both of these are amazing holy poo poo lmol

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Mayor Dave posted:

Ho ho ho it's Christmas time has been a staple of my holiday playlists for years

it's great because it is so repetitive that it drills into your brain after just one listen, and then becomes an earworm and gets stuck in your head, and then you begin to hear it all the time, and try to listen to it to satisfy the earworm itch, but it only makes it worse, and then you can no longer distinguish it from other christmas songs, you hear it everywhere you go, and this constant mundane assault upon your consciousness makes you realize the true meaning of christmas: a thinly veiled attempt at marketing happiness which is actually based upon vapid zombie-like consumerism. After you realize that, it's the only christmas song that makes any sense anymore, because they all sound like that to you now. It's also just so catchy and well done, 10/10

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

i really want to contribute to this poo poo. i can do guitar or bass or some synth poo poo. I used to play in a band called Infinite Children, I think you can still find our debut EP on itunes and spotify if you’re interested in that garbage

Might be time to invest in a SSD and get a laptop into functioning condition again. or i could go the carol of the frogs route and do whatever the hell that guy did lol

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

twoday posted:

it's great because it is so repetitive that it drills into your brain after just one listen, and then becomes an earworm and gets stuck in your head, and then you begin to hear it all the time, and try to listen to it to satisfy the earworm itch, but it only makes it worse, and then you can no longer distinguish it from other christmas songs, you hear it everywhere you go, and this constant mundane assault upon your consciousness makes you realize the true meaning of christmas: a thinly veiled attempt at marketing happiness which is actually based upon vapid zombie-like consumerism. After you realize that, it's the only christmas song that makes any sense anymore, because they all sound like that to you now. It's also just so catchy and well done, 10/10

:hai:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

new kind of cat posted:

I think you can still find our debut EP on itunes and spotify if you’re interested in that garbage

hell yeah post that poo poo

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

im druNK AS gently caress in those clips and im singing into my phone :shrug:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

new kind of cat posted:

shure sm57 is pretty deece, but it’s probably closer to 60-75 these days — i dunno haven’t looked at those prices in forever


both of these are amazing holy poo poo lmol

listen to the complete albums, goon music is amazing

https://saxmas.robotcousin.com/

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

3DCAT posted:

this is c-spam's fight song (work in progress) ...will probably never get finished because it makes me so angry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Dc3GrHPBSw

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Zyla posted:

im druNK AS gently caress in those clips and im singing into my phone :shrug:

yeah you're deffo drunk but your range is great and I really like that falsetto whispering thing. Also the drunkness gives it a palpable passion, I dig it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I think Shag plays base, accost them next time you see them post

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Ahhh, this is the thread. Yeah, I can help with cassette tapes and stuff if you want

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

3DCAT posted:

Ahhh, this is the thread. Yeah, I can help with cassette tapes and stuff if you want

:toot:

teach us how to music

steal my vocals for samples!!

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