Cool thing to tell your boss on Boss Day

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Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

"Remember when I promised to kill you last?"

"I lied."

# ? Oct 16, 2019 19:11

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you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:01

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

that sign would look fantastic silk screened on a guillotine blade.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:03

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

how much do you tip your boss?

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:08

old beast lunatic: Nov 3, 2004; by Hand Knit

If you can't tell I'm high why does it even matter bitch?

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:09

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

how much do you tip your boss?

69%.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:10

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you broke my grill posted:

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:11

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

you broke my grill posted:

burn everything

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:15

Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

numberoneposter posted:

how much do you tip your boss?

The whole shaft

# ? Oct 16, 2019 20:18

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Rad-daddio posted:

The whole shaft

"I'm using spit instead of lube. Costs are down!"

# ? Oct 16, 2019 22:26

Inept: Jul 8, 2003

bitterandtwisted posted:

wtf is boss day?

lol

lol at registering a holiday for bosses with the largest lobbying group in the u.s.

gently caress you patricia

# ? Oct 16, 2019 22:32

Willfrey: Jul 20, 2007; Why don't the poors simply buy more money?; Fun Shoe

you broke my grill posted:

"I cancelled my vacation plans I'd rather be at work"

Jesus fuckin christ this has to be a joke

# ? Oct 16, 2019 22:35

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

It has to be the best troll ever.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 22:45

RaceBannon: Apr 3, 2010

i love my boss she took me to get burritos today

# ? Oct 17, 2019 02:00

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Rad-daddio posted:

True story,

My wife got her boss a Boss Day card a few years back, but by some fluke she ended up buying two. She gave the other one to me, and I just gave it to my boss bc I had it and didn't want it to go to waste.

As it turned out, my boss (the owner of the tiny machine shop I work at) was having an incredibly lovely week, and that card was the only good thing to happen to him. He gave me a hug and thanked me. So, it's been a tradition ever since.

I know, I know bootlicker up against the wall etc etc.

Wow that really breaks my heart. Nothing good should ever happen to a boss

# ? Oct 17, 2019 02:27