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Pre-existence. The time you did not exist, before you were conceived. 23 31.94%
Living. The time you exist, between conception and death. 16 22.22%
Post-existence. The time you will not exist, after death. 33 45.83%
Total: 72 votes
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Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
For you personally.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I'm a dude I don't think we get those. Ask your mom maybe?

Amicus curiae
May 31, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My period hasn't come and I'm incel so it's probably some new dehabilitating health issue

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
two of these three options are by definition not periods of life

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Sleeping is awesome.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
also no goku no checkbox, voted 1

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

Cubone posted:

two of these three options are by definition not periods of life

work with me here

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Goku in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber, experiencing near limitless amounts of time

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Amicus curiae posted:

My period hasn't come and I'm incel so it's probably some new dehabilitating health issue

:stonklol:

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo
when Austin Powers JUST came out!!!!!!
i can't wait for my kids to enjoy this special time when it happens for them

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
I think between the ages of 22-26-ish I did a completely unreasonable amount of cocaine and by my best estimate had sex with at least 100 men.

Good times.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
The endless nothingness before and after.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

I think probably the second period. Because like, the first one definitely catches you by surprise, but you have a talk with your mom and go to the store and keep some stuff in your purse and then you're all confident when that second one hits.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Colonel Cancer posted:

I'm a dude I don't think we get those. Ask your mom maybe?

Am I not supposed to be bleeding out of my genitals? poo poo.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVAxrznx8Ts

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Amicus curiae posted:

My period hasn't come and I'm incel so it's probably some new dehabilitating health issue

uhm incels are men ok? cmon girl.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
imo it's the part just after you have crushed your enemies, but before they are really driven before you. It's right when the lamentations of the women start.

My Shoes
Jul 23, 2019

Chomp8645 posted:

imo it's the part just after you have crushed your enemies, but before they are really driven before you. It's right when the lamentations of the women start.

im gonna lamentate all over your face.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
Meiji

Willfrey
Jul 20, 2007

Why don't the poors simply buy more money?
Fun Shoe
Stopped giving a gently caress mid 20's

Moved into a partyhouse, and it was awesome but all partyhouses implode with drama and mine was no exception

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Obviously getting to spend eternity in some mansions that god made where there is no liquor, drugs or unmarital sex.

Visible Stink
Mar 31, 2010

Got a light, handsome?

From the moment of birth it’s all downhill from there

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
In before the thread spirals into some dark poo poo...

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Really looking forward to death OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
.

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Whatever period where your money to age ratio was the most favorable.

Edit: for me that was age 22 when I lucked into a 80k/yr computer job. For comparison, now I'm unemployed and my body is starting to show signs of wear. So unless something CRAZY happens, I think my best period is behind me and the most I can look forward to is recapturing some sparks of those glory days

Jesustheastronaut! fucked around with this message at 23:32 on Oct 16, 2019

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties

Amicus curiae posted:

My period hasn't come and I'm incel so it's probably some new dehabilitating health issue

:smith:

Grudgerm
May 4, 2012

by Reene
Today was alright.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Rent-A-Cop posted:

Sleeping is awesome.

yeah it's like practice for death

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost
This one: .

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
i have an immortal soul OP. maybe you should try believing in Jesus, he will hook you up

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
probably some time in the future when i can afford to develop a new drug problem

thuly
Jun 19, 2005

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of MS Paint and animes, endlessly retold.
The one you're praying for after you don't pull out

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
I dunno it's been pretty poo poo and pretty good the whole way through op

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
When I was 21 and in a band. That was some good poo poo. Now I'm 36 and death cant come fast enough.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The one she gets after you didn't pull out

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
I have gym for 6th period but it's actually pretty sweet because we're running the mile this week and I can sneak off for like 10 minutes to smoke cigarettes.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Literally A Person posted:

I have gym for 6th period but it's actually pretty sweet because we're running the mile this week and I can sneak off for like 10 minutes to smoke cigarettes.

10 minutes for a smoker mile? You could probably get away with 12 minutes, 15 if you look like it should take you a quarter of an hour to get around the oval 4 times.

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