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I'm about to eat a layoff and me and all my coworkers have been "working" from home for like a month or two now. We're only all in the office today because we're going bowling on the company dime at 3pm lmao i post more at work tho because at home i can do stuff like watch tv or play a game or do chores and since i have slack on my phone it always *seems* like i'm working it's pretty great. don't worry i got another gig lined up 
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*calls a bunch of people on site goading them to help me because I am working efficiently from home.*
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Oct 16, 2019 22:43
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*has a happy well adjusted puppy because I'm there to correct any bad behaviour*
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Oct 16, 2019 22:49
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*forgets which window is for posting and which window is part of the intranet* *posts goatse*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:08
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Oscar Wild posted:*forgets which window is for posting and which window is part of the intranet*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:26
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el dingo posted:*jerks off*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:27
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*works harder that I would at the office in fear that they will think I'm slagging off work and force me to come back* *they think the team is slagging off work and force the team to work the 7-5* *productivity and morale plummet*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:37
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*Has a board meeting with all the stuffed animals that could find in house* *fires all beanie babies*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:39
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* wears same clothes for 3 days straight and subsists off of snacks and beer * * Deflects from lack of work by having a cat in lap *
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Oct 16, 2019 23:49
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*pets pussy* *pets cat*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:53
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*wears three piece suit while playing candy crush*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:56
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*watches This is Us while grading papers*
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Oct 16, 2019 23:57
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Oct 17, 2019 00:47
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i致e spent about two thirds of my shift today lying in bed.
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Oct 17, 2019 01:00
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i致e spent about two thirds of my shift today lying in bed. been there.
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Oct 17, 2019 01:02
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:i致e spent about two thirds of my shift today lying in bed. how many guys have you seen so far?
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Oct 17, 2019 01:03
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moist towelette in anus; coworkers don't suspect a thing
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Oct 17, 2019 05:13
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You think I wear pants just because I'm in a meeting? Lmao
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Oct 17, 2019 06:03
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:moist towelette in anus; coworkers don't suspect a thing In your butt crack or jammed all the way up in' ere?
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Oct 20, 2019 04:17
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How many goons have died since the creation of these forums. I will take a 3 hour pause from working while I work from home as my tribute to all the fallen goonz
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Oct 20, 2019 05:35
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"No, sorry my webcam isn't working; I'll call IT to get it fixed!" *In underwear, looking around nervously at goon hovel*
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Oct 20, 2019 05:41
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*tries to get chatty cat to shut up during google hangout meeting*
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Oct 20, 2019 05:53
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I find being fully remote to be terrible. You never have a good grasp of how office politics are going, you're naturally easiest to let go and/or overlook, and your promotion paths are limited (generally speaking, obviously doesn't apply to everyone but it's a very common theme). The best kind of work is being like 70/30 or 60/40 work from home/in-office. Basically all of the perks of both.
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Oct 20, 2019 06:12
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Is part of an exclusive, highly paid group. At least that's what I think it's like for you guys
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Oct 20, 2019 06:23
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I get so much yard work and house work done when I'm working remotely. I also get more work tasks done as well, no one can walk up to my desk and waste my time chatting.
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Oct 20, 2019 06:24
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I mainly post from work because my job is literally sitting for 12 hours watching CCTV, eating junk food and having the occasional nap. It's p. sweet but boy am I getting quite chubby these days, my wife wants me to get a job where I get some exercise but I worked permanent nights in a warehouse for nearly 10 years so I think i've earned this 
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Oct 20, 2019 06:32
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Gaunab posted:Is part of an exclusive, highly paid group. At least that's what I think it's like for you guys dont get caught up in the glitz and glamour of remote work Gaunab
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Oct 20, 2019 06:47
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*lives in a dead coal mining town in West Virginia for $400 a month all-in while still getting Silicon Valley pay* *descends to alcoholism because that痴 all there is to do in said town* *six months later develop a meth habit and productivity goes way up, leading to a promotion to department director* *but the job is at hq in California so now you池e tweaking out in a suit avoiding the shadow people in your office building*
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Oct 20, 2019 07:23
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*on third watch through of the office while filling out basic paperwork*
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Oct 20, 2019 07:31
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*works in my shop while getting their brakes done. *paces around with a head set on yelling about contracts for everyone to hear.
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Oct 20, 2019 07:32
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Hmmm this solitude is getting kind of oppressive. I know, I'll post an awesome meme to my friends on discord. Can't wait for someone to react to it.
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Oct 20, 2019 08:04
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Working from home really cuts into my posting. I can post all day if I'm out but at home this retard isn't going to masturbate himself. E: wait...
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Oct 20, 2019 08:12
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Grudgerm posted:*Has a board meeting with all the stuffed animals that could find in house* I just want you to know that this is not okay, treat your stuffed animals with respect they deserve. At least do it one-on-one geez.
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Oct 20, 2019 12:20
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Until I can hook a pump system up to a drone to blast pesticide onto a customer痴 house I have to keep actually leaving the house like a sucker.
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Oct 20, 2019 12:57
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Weka posted:Working from home really cuts into my posting. I can post all day if I'm out but at home this retard isn't going to masturbate himself. Plz don't hack my webcam
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Oct 20, 2019 17:16
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Edgar posted:I get so much yard work and house work done when I'm working remotely. I also get more work tasks done as well, no one can walk up to my desk and waste my time chatting. Same, except this one rear end in a top hat keeps coming up to my desk several times per day! 
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Oct 21, 2019 14:41
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*doesn't wear pants during video conference call* *stands up "accidentally"*
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Oct 21, 2019 14:42
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less than twenty-four hours til my next ei payment this is as close as I'll get to working at home.
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Oct 21, 2019 14:49
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Time for a wank! Again!
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Oct 21, 2019 15:48
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henpod posted:Time for a wank! Again! I wonder why I feel depressed.
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