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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > I am not a robot
 
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Addamere

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
And this greatly concerns me.

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 01:54
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google THIS

 Taking yet another robot test, I squint hopefully at the line on the dipstick, but I'm pretty sure it's poop again, not oil. Maybe next time.

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 03:33
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Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
so, you're not a robot? and you want my number?

ok...

*writes number down in wavy lines* :smug:

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 04:16
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Escape From Noise

 But if you were a robot there are those prime directives you have to follow.

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 06:31
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SwimmingSpider


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
i love Marinia diamandis op,

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 10:03
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 "you see a tortoise, on it's back, struggling in the desert sun. what do you do"

begins to sweat

"uh.... beep boop? i. am. a. robot! well what do you think doc"

"stephis please leave my office. being a robot isn't as cool as you think it is, and simply failing this psych eval does not make you a robot."



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 11:45
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lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
how does one prove they are not a robot. is it even possible op

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 11:47
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Trying

 :smug: i am actually a horo

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 13:03
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death sext


 If I were a robot I could select all the street signs on the first try >:-(


* # ? Oct 18, 2019 13:50
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Heather Papps

hello friend

capitalism posted:

u r a robot



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 13:59
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Escape From Noise

 https://youtu.be/1fxaPj04_kM

* # ? Oct 18, 2019 14:33
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Chasterson

by Nyc_Tattoo
my friend I haven't seen in 10 years who is a robot now: 0001101001110001111111000

me after putting it through google translate: haha "domo arigato" to you too

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* # ? Oct 18, 2019 20:03
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 i tried to shake hands with a robot at the car factory and it tore my arm off help



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* # ? Oct 18, 2019 20:11
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Addamere

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heather Papps posted:

i tried to shake hands with a robot at the car factory and it tore my arm off help

please do not touch robots without their consent

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* # ? Oct 18, 2019 20:15
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Heather Papps

hello friend

Addamere posted:

please do not touch robots without their consent

IT WAVED AT ME



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* # ? Oct 18, 2019 20:17
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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


 I have a plan to get you a fabulous new robot body Your head will have to stay entirely organic and be kept in a preserving gel but you don't even have to use it as a head you can use a robot head if you want and keep your fleshy bit nice and protected in your chest. If the flesh brain suffers a catastrophic failure before I can figure out how to convert your memories to data though I'm sorry I can't do anything.



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* # ? Oct 18, 2019 21:51
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Robot Made of Meat

 I am a robot.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
* # ? Oct 19, 2019 04:40
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Addamere

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Robot Made of Meat posted:

I am a robot.

jealous

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Flavius Aetass
 the bad thing about being a robot is

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 05:47
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Flavius Aetass
 *computing*

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 05:47
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Trying

 u c like how how a hare is not a rabbit a horo is not a robot ah spellcheck now informs me that rabbit has two "b"s that does not work

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 11:11
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Heather Papps

hello friend


 what about androids?



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* # ? Oct 19, 2019 11:22
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nut

 jeff foxworthy: if ur new tv sits atop ur old tv...and the two tvs are connected to a neural network interface and also you are those two tvs and also if u have pincher or rocket fists... u might, be a robot

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 13:56
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Flavius Aetass
 *computing*

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 16:22
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google THIS

Flavius Aetass posted:

the bad thing about being a robot is

Flavius Aetass posted:

*computing*

Flavius Aetass posted:

*computing*

badly written while() loops that never exit?

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 18:00
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
True story, I have a titanium plate in my neck from a C5/C6, C6/C7 bi level discectomy, so I'm on my way!

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 18:07
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Half-wit

Half a wit more than baby Asahel, or half a wit less? You decide.
I was a robot once, but now I am not a robot

* # ? Oct 19, 2019 18:32
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


 I've been a robot since the 90s

* # ? Oct 20, 2019 08:26
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Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw

<3 <3 Vanisher

* # ? Oct 20, 2019 08:55
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Escape From Noise

 I'm saving up money so that I might upload my consciousness into the Something Awful servers.

I will NEVER log off!

* # ? Oct 20, 2019 09:19
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Goons Are Gifts

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been a robot since the 90s

Filled with milk?


* # ? Oct 20, 2019 12:00
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Truman Peyote



 im a medabot, from the childrens tv anime show "medabots"

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 00:10
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Robert Picardo from Star Trek Voyager, but he's the ship's Emergency Sexual Hologram.

"Please state the nature of your sexual emergency"

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 00:20
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Finger Prince

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

Robert Picardo from Star Trek Voyager, but he's the ship's Emergency Sexual Hologram.

"Please state the nature of your sexual emergency"

Help me to jettison my warp core, doctor. It's overloading! Pulsing and throbbing! I want to jettison it all over you!

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 09:10
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Goons Are Ghouls posted:

Filled with milk?

You know it!
*does the stab the knife between the fingers really fast thing*

* # ? Oct 21, 2019 09:14
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Trying

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been a robot since the 90s

Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Chilling

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