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SHISHKABOB posted:why doesnt he just force grab them all at once. they cant weigh more than a x wing. then he would have the data lol data's from star trek
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The Vader stuff in Rogue One is loving stupid which makes it an appropriate end to Star Wars as a storytelling force. Three movies about how a man sinks into evil through the failure of his society and friends to provide the emotional and philosophical support that he instead gets from fascism? Sounds like some bullshit there’s probably bad dialogue and CG frog people in there too, lets just skip to the part where he’s “bad rear end” chopping people to shreds with a sword while they scream in horror
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:37 |
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Vader' entrance in IV appearing calmly after the storm troopers is much cooler and more menacing than the stupid monster/video game poo poo he does in Rogue One. That scene is stupid and masturbatory, on the level of Yoda and the Emperor doing lightsaber poo poo.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:39 |
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The worst thing about Rogue One is Forest Whitaker though. Wtf even was that
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:41 |
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skasion posted:The Vader stuff in Rogue One is loving stupid which makes it an appropriate end to Star Wars as a storytelling force. Three movies about how a man sinks into evil through the failure of his society and friends to provide the emotional and philosophical support that he instead gets from fascism? Sounds like some bullshit there’s probably bad dialogue and CG frog people in there too, lets just skip to the part where he’s “bad rear end” chopping people to shreds with a sword while they scream in horror lol you thought the prequels were canon
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:45 |
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I saw rogue one maybe six months ago and I have no memory of any of the stuff you're all talking about
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:46 |
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Icochet posted:I saw rogue one maybe six months ago and I have no memory of any of the stuff you're all talking about That's probably for the best.
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FogHelmut posted:lol you thought the prequels were canon “Canon” is a conceptual plague. The dark side of the force of imagination that we as viewers of fiction bring to the table, if you will
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:49 |
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like, its a movie, its not a religion.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:53 |
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FogHelmut posted:I'm going to watch it right now because its the best scene in all of Star Wars and suddenly ruined by the atrocious de-aging creepy CGI on Carrie Fisher. It's a fully CG character; they didn't bring in Carrie Fischer for it. The body double is just some model. I actually think she looks a little better than Tarkin, but maybe that's because I barely have time to process it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:55 |
The Cockler posted:dont you ever feel a little embarassed gently caress no I'll never feel bad about liking what I like.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:59 |
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Mooktastical posted:The most important thing to remember about which Star Wars movies is that you can find HD remasters of 4, 5, and 6 without all the lizard-rear end and poo poo by searching for Harmy's Despecialized edition out there on the interwebz. Friends don't let friends watch the 'Special' Edition. You're no up-to-date on your recommendation. 4k77 (Episode IV), 4k83 (Episode VI) and, sometime in the future, 4k80 (Episode V) are where it's at: Those are scans of the original movie reels, not compositions like the Despecialized version. They are of way better quality. 4K h.265, 1080p h.264 and versions with and without Digital Noise Reduction (DNR) are available. Get them!
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:00 |
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skasion posted:The worst thing about Rogue One is Forest Whitaker though. Wtf even was that I thought his name was Saul Guerrero in that movie which I thought was an extraordinarily normal name for star wars. And then I saw online that apparently no, its saw gerrera.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:02 |
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Ok I'll explain them real quick in chronological order. Ep1: Boy meets girl. Ep2: Boy falls in love with girl. Ep3: Boy is breaking her heart. Solo: People you recognize from other franchises have a party. Rogue One: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and evade it. Ep 4: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and destroy it. Ep 5: Only entry that isn't meant with furious argument when you say it's good. Ep 6: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and destroy it. Ewoks. Ep 7: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and destroy it. Harrison Ford finally free. Ep 8: Rian Johnson ruthlessly trolls both Disney and anyone who ever liked Star Wars. Ep 9: (Coming soon) JJ Abrams "Oh god how do I piece this back together... uh, time travel???"
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:03 |
I guess videogame cutscenes are canon now.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:05 |
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Randarkman posted:Vader' entrance in IV appearing calmly after the storm troopers is much cooler and more menacing than the stupid monster/video game poo poo he does in Rogue One. That scene is stupid and masturbatory, on the level of Yoda and the Emperor doing lightsaber poo poo. Masturbation feels good
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:14 |
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Death star would be a lot cooler if it was a Dyson sphere over an actual star
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:14 |
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ikanreed posted:Masturbation feels good Yes, but if I'm masturbating I'd rather it happen in private and that I'm watching something with naked people. The Vader monster scene was stupid and embarassing and indicative of someone who don't understand the original character. That said there's alot of Star Wars fans who don't understand what was good about Star Wars. Wookieepedia and the EU provides exhaustive documentary proof of this. Randarkman fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Oct 18, 2019 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Ok I'll explain them real quick in chronological order. Not bad.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:18 |
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I hope star wars IX involves traveling back to episode 1 and assassinating the future emperor/aborting vader
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:24 |
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Randarkman posted:Yes, but if I'm masturbating I'd rather it happen in private and that I'm watching something with naked people. Yeah so? It wasn't high art. Still kicked rear end.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:25 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I hope star wars IX involves traveling back to episode 1 and assassinating the future emperor/aborting vader You think that bomb in ep 2 was meant for amidala?
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:26 |
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I hope it has Ian McDiarmid as the Emperor. That's the only thing that will make see part of it. Him as the Emperor is a cinematic delight almost regardless of context. Really I should thank Rian Johnson, because of his movie I am well and truly freed of watching any more Star Wars movies.
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ikanreed posted:Yeah so? It wasn't high art. Still kicked rear end. You are allowed to be wrong.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:28 |
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I hope they travel in time and also space to present day Earth and try to blend in. Darth Vader as a goth-steampunk cosplayer force chocking a rowdy youth on the bus for listening rock and roll too loud. They have to save the last polar bear because it's the only thing that can talk to ewoks now that c3po is dead Icochet fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Oct 18, 2019 |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:30 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOmyuweolqY&t=1212s
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Randarkman posted:I hope it has Ian McDiarmid as the Emperor. That's the only thing that will make see part of it. Him as the Emperor is a cinematic delight almost regardless of context. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BedWowuRdyU
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:46 |
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Randarkman posted:You are allowed to be wrong. We already saw your posts, we know
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:48 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I hope star wars IX involves traveling back to episode 1 and assassinating the future emperor/aborting vader The rumors, if proven to be true, will make you WISH that this was the actual plot for IX. I certainly wish that they instead choose to Force Ghost Han, who then kills everyone and clean slates this poo poo.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 18:54 |
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Barudak posted:Star Wars is dead and its time of cultural cache is waning because Disney botched it so badly, so I dont think theres any reason to get involved at this point. Yeah, nope. I'm not the biggest fan of the new sequel trilogy either, but also I don't think it's "the worst thing ever" like goons have such a hard-on for when it comes to anything popular in existence. Goons forget their personal cynical feelings on any given mega popular media franchise have little to nothing to do with the mass market and Star Wars is just as popular as an iconic cultural staple as ever. There's literal 10 year old girls walking around with Rey and Leia t-shirts goddamn everywhere these days. But nah, I guess goons are right and Star Wars is dead. If anything, Solo releasing just 5 months after The Last Jedi, getting critically panned, and underperforming horribly in the box office hurt Star Wars so much more than any of the new mainline Disney movies, which were both massive box office superstars. Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Oct 18, 2019 |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:01 |
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To be fair, solo committed the crime of being boring
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:03 |
ikanreed posted:To be fair, solo committed the crime of being boring
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:06 |
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CHUMBAWUMBA, SOLO!!! -Jabba The Hutt
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:11 |
numberoneposter posted:CHUMBAWUMBA, SOLO!!! -Jabba The Hutt I get force pushed down But I get up again
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:12 |
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I like the Star Wars where Ben Sisko's father runs a creole restaurant on earth.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:12 |
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The plot lacked tension
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:14 |
ikanreed posted:The plot lacked tension Okay that's fair.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:15 |
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Lambert posted:I like the Star Wars where Ben Sisko's father runs a creole restaurant on earth. Same dude who plays Sisko’s dad also voiced Darth Vader in the old Star Wars radio play. He’s no James Earl Jones but I kind of like his take on the character.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:19 |
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:
People didn't go watch Solo because Last Jedi was so bad
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:23 |
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skasion posted:Same dude who plays Sisko’s dad also voiced Darth Vader in the old Star Wars radio play. He’s no James Earl Jones but I kind of like his take on the character. Didn't know that. Now I'm imagining Darth Vader being all excited about some Jambalaya.
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