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watch 4, 5, 6 for real movies, 7 maybe 8 for CGI pew pew, and the prequels if you found the OT characters too cool and interesting and would rather see them as dumb boring twats.
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Blockade posted:Saw one of the newer star wars movies (Rogue One I think?), seemed weird how it was more about.. the idea of star wars I guess? Here's all the iconography from what you might have picked up via cultural osmosis as being "Star Wars", but it would have made little sense if you were from an alternate universe where star wars didnt exist and you just walked into the theater.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:How the hell do they even get into space then  they already live in Space!
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Icochet posted:Did the EU books say what happened to that one guy after Luke the loving rear end in a top hat killed his rancor? Did he seek revenge? In the desert, Malakili was attacked by the Red Key Raiders, criminals who had risen to power in Jabba's absence, but he was rescued by Sheriff Cobb Vanth and Issa-Or, self-proclaimed law enforcers. When the two learned Malakili was a beastmaster, they offered him a job in Freetown to work with rontos and teach a Huttlet. Malakili accepted the position and felt he had regained purpose. Vanth was concerned about the growing power of the Red Key Raiders, so with Malakili's help, the sheriff formed an alliance with a group of Tusken Raiders. Later, when Freetown was attacked by Red Key thugs, the Tusken Raiders arrived to help. Eventually, Malakili was reunited with Porcellus, the former head chef of Jabba's Palace. Together, they traveled to Mos Eisley and opened the Crystal Moon Restaurant.
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Oct 18, 2019 15:15
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I guess videogame cutscenes are canon now.
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Oct 18, 2019 18:05
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i think Solo was just a bad idea no-one cared about.
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Oct 18, 2019 20:08
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crabcakes dogg posted:We already have the RLM thread for this poo poo why do we need another one
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Oct 19, 2019 18:03
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Frankenstyle posted:The only thing wrong with The Last Jedi is that Rian Johnson had to spend so much time tearing down all the terrible poo poo JJ Abrams set up, he ran out of time to add anything new.
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Oct 21, 2019 09:36
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Sjs00 posted:Yoda is just loving stabbing huge holes in them and screaming in rage.
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Oct 22, 2019 20:26
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with a little tweak the moral could be 'the power of love & being right won't help you if you act like dipshits,' a far more resonant and topical lesson.
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Oct 24, 2019 15:35
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it only felt around Return of the King length
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ikanreed posted:Goons are full of hate and can't enjoy boring pointless poo poo.
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