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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Explain Star Wars movies.
 
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Blank McBlankerson
Feb 21, 2013

Lambert posted:

Nah, the Ewok movies are the only real Star War



That spider was terrifying as a child, best side piece.

4,5,6 because others are either Lucas pulling a CGI Michael Bay or Disney Drivel to just rewrite the series because TOYS!!!

Rogue One is the best of the "Disney's" to me at least because it brought back that moral duplicity that Han encompassed and grew into from the Original Trilogy.

PS: Ewoks >>> Porgs

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Blank McBlankerson
Feb 21, 2013

Colonel Cancer posted:

I hope star wars IX involves traveling back to episode 1 and assassinating the future emperor/aborting vader

The rumors, if proven to be true, will make you WISH that this was the actual plot for IX.

I certainly wish that they instead choose to Force Ghost Han, who then kills everyone and clean slates this poo poo.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Explain Star Wars movies.