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I hope they have the space dinosaurs that turn you into a compooter in the next one
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Idk why it took them like 6 films to figure out how to mind trick a laser and then never ever do it again
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Oct 18, 2019 15:08
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Death star would be a lot cooler if it was a Dyson sphere over an actual star
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Oct 18, 2019 18:14
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I hope star wars IX involves traveling back to episode 1 and assassinating the future emperor/aborting vader
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Oct 18, 2019 18:24
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Handen posted:You’re saying it wrong if you don’t rhyme “War” with “Star”. Store Wars?
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Oct 19, 2019 20:07
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And those yo momma jokes really revolutionized the star wars formula, breaking new territory in a bold and inventive fashion.
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Oct 19, 2019 22:21
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Do you think Jabba fucks or does the sand really get everywhere
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Oct 20, 2019 20:28
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Well obviously most vacuums are far too small and flimsy to contain a spaceship
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Oct 24, 2019 13:48
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Anakin Skycocker making a glass dildo from coarse sand with his lightsaber
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Oct 24, 2019 17:39
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Blue milk
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Phantom menace had a lot of potential but they coulda had more politics and less racist frogmen. Almost came close to an ok sci-fi.
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Yes there was a hutt jedi
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Idk if doin the holy ghost is really antithetical to life, now if he made Annie a skeleton that would be evil
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