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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Correct order is 4 5 2 3 6

Rogue One, Solo, and The Phantom Menace are all side stories.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 06:32

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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Piggy Smalls posted:

gently caress. Why?

Narrative integrity. Watching in release order for the first two movies preserves the "I am your father reveal" then you dip back in (in-universe) time into the prequels for episode 2 and 3 to get the Vader backstory before popping back into the original trilogy for the thrilling, furry conclusion in episode 6. Oh and Disney made a couple supposed "main series" movies that take place afterward, those are 7, 8, and the upcoming 9.

Here's a very in-depth article from the nerd who came up with this poo poo https://www.nomachetejuggling.com/2011/11/11/the-star-wars-saga-suggested-viewing-order/

As a massive loving Star Wars nerd I give it my endorsement.

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Oct 18, 2019

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 06:35

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Also, the prequels are better in context with other canon material. Namely the Clone Wars TV series which is better quality than frankly most of the movies in the whole franchise (and Ahsoka is way more badass than Rey).

And then there's the Rebels series which is aimed for a younger audience and seems to have a lower budget but also contains the single best (and shortest) lightsaber duel in the entire loving franchise.

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Oct 18, 2019

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 06:39

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

The Cockler posted:

dont you ever feel a little embarassed

gently caress no I'll never feel bad about liking what I like.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2019 17:59

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Chomp8645 posted:

Ok I'll explain them real quick in chronological order.

Ep1: Boy meets girl.
Ep2: Boy falls in love with girl.
Ep3: Boy is breaking her heart.

Solo: People you recognize from other franchises have a party.
Rogue One: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and evade it.

Ep 4: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and destroy it.
Ep 5: Only entry that isn't meant with furious argument when you say it's good.
Ep 6: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and destroy it. Ewoks.

Ep 7: Great sacrifices are made to discover the weaknesses of the Death Star and destroy it. Harrison Ford finally free.
Ep 8: Rian Johnson ruthlessly trolls both Disney and anyone who ever liked Star Wars.
Ep 9: (Coming soon) JJ Abrams "Oh god how do I piece this back together... uh, time travel???"