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nut

up in canada we had canad thanksgiving and sitting around the table with my loved ones i waited my turn to cram my hand up the bird and pulled out a hand of freaking croutons and cranberries and rosemary, old and done imho

new and in turkey stuffing alternatives:

- another, smaller turkey
- another, bigger turkery (origami'd)
- cotton batting with one of those plastic dog toy squeakers
- cardboard folded to look like minecraft ground with diamonds in it if you spread the turkey cheeks (?)

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Heather Papps

hello friend


gummy worms



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

Turducken or GTFO IMHO. But the medieval version with like...boars and songbirds

Escape From Noise

Having a turkey sandwich as I wait for real Thanksgiving. The American one.

Edit: Sorry. This was mean. I was just joshin'!

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Oct 19, 2019

google THIS

What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD

Heather Papps

hello friend


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What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD

:birddrugs:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
A bunch of never ending multi-colored silk handkerchiefs

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

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What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD

:siren: :five: :boom: :five: :siren:

nut

idgi

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

just a joke about weed, not an attack on your thread

p.s. your av is awesome :love:

Finger Prince


Ok, realpost, I was brainstorming some wacky ideas and accidentally hit on something that I think would be pretty loving tasty as stuffing.

Bigos.

If you aren't Polish, it's a cabbage and sauerkraurt stew with bits of kielbasa and pork and lardons in it. One day I'll do a fine dining effortpost of my family recipe. But for now, if you can get it or make it, try stuffing it in a turkey!

Heather Papps

hello friend


Luvcow posted:

p.s. your av is awesome :love:



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend



oh man jam a friggin' cabbage roll right up in there



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Finger Prince


Heather Papps posted:

oh man jam a friggin' cabbage roll right up in there

Also an excellent suggestion.

death sext


- your hand, to delight your fmaly and friends with puppetry


Finger Prince


Why just stop at cranberries? Why not jam a whole fruit salad up there! Cranberries, apricots, grapes, kiwi, orange slices, maybe some melon?

Finger Prince


Roast turkey.
Just a bird, plucked, oiled, maybe salted, put in an oven.
What did you season it with?
Nothing.
Oh you brined it. You are very chefly.
Mmm salted meat. How adventurous.
How long did you cook it? Until it was dry?
Lovely.
So, no tandoori turkey then? No simmering in heaps of aromatic spices? Not even a little paprika?
Thanksgiving? More like thanks for nothing.

FutonForensic

*naked man with fully cooked bird mounted on dick opens door* hello ma'am, im here to deliver your stuffed turkey, with extra stuffing


Luvcow

One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

*naked man with fully cooked bird mounted on dick opens door* hello ma'am, im here to deliver your stuffed turkey, with extra stuffing

Escape From Noise

Stuffing a turkey with more turkey until I reach a turkey singularity.

Dungeon Ecology

turkularity

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I'm just putting some gravel in there for structure

nut

i guess some of those small pizzabox tables

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

google THIS posted:

What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD

yeah BYOB bitch !!!!

Escape From Noise

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm just putting some gravel in there for structure

Have you considered load bearing drywall?

nut

a sock em bopper

Heather Papps

hello friend


GONNA NEED SOME BRACES IN HERE TONY SHUT THAT
generator shuts off suddnely
thanks tone! okay anyways we're gonna want to support this with some hardwood braces, really make sure it's secure. then we're gonna stuff this turkey!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Finger Prince


Haggis.

nut

the cube from hellraiser

Heather Papps

hello friend


the aleph



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

slowm

live slow, die whenevs
the number 2

Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Poutine

google THIS

A thanksgiving turkey stuffed with a Christmas ham, stuffed with a heart shaped box of chocolates, stuffed with a green beer, stuffed with an Easter ham, stuffed with a grilled hot dog garnished with an American flag toothpick, stuffed with Halloween candy.

TOOT BOOT

a very confused old man with a cockney accent

Escape From Noise

Nothing but plain hardboiled eggs.

nut

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm just putting some gravel in there for structure

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

A bunch of never ending multi-colored silk handkerchiefs

lol

google THIS

Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby.

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby.

Goons Are Gifts

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Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby.


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nut

good ol raisins and pnuts


google THIS posted:

Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby.

lol

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