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up in canada we had canad thanksgiving and sitting around the table with my loved ones i waited my turn to cram my hand up the bird and pulled out a hand of freaking croutons and cranberries and rosemary, old and done imho new and in turkey stuffing alternatives: - another, smaller turkey - another, bigger turkery (origami'd) - cotton batting with one of those plastic dog toy squeakers - cardboard folded to look like minecraft ground with diamonds in it if you spread the turkey cheeks (?) |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 15:27 |
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gummy worms
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 17:38 |
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Turducken or GTFO IMHO. But the medieval version with like...boars and songbirds |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:25 |
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Having a turkey sandwich as I wait for real Thanksgiving. The American one. Edit: Sorry. This was mean. I was just joshin'! Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Oct 19, 2019 |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:40 |
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What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:49 |
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google THIS posted:What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:52 |
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A bunch of never ending multi-colored silk handkerchiefs |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:12 |
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google THIS posted:What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:21 |
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idgi
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:50 |
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nut posted:idgi just a joke about weed, not an attack on your thread p.s. your av is awesome |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:58 |
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Ok, realpost, I was brainstorming some wacky ideas and accidentally hit on something that I think would be pretty loving tasty as stuffing. Bigos. If you aren't Polish, it's a cabbage and sauerkraurt stew with bits of kielbasa and pork and lardons in it. One day I'll do a fine dining effortpost of my family recipe. But for now, if you can get it or make it, try stuffing it in a turkey! |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:08 |
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Luvcow posted:p.s. your av is awesome
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:16 |
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Finger Prince posted:
oh man jam a friggin' cabbage roll right up in there
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:17 |
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Heather Papps posted:oh man jam a friggin' cabbage roll right up in there Also an excellent suggestion. |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:29 |
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- your hand, to delight your fmaly and friends with puppetry
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:39 |
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Why just stop at cranberries? Why not jam a whole fruit salad up there! Cranberries, apricots, grapes, kiwi, orange slices, maybe some melon? |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:45 |
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Roast turkey. Just a bird, plucked, oiled, maybe salted, put in an oven. What did you season it with? Nothing. Oh you brined it. You are very chefly. Mmm salted meat. How adventurous. How long did you cook it? Until it was dry? Lovely. So, no tandoori turkey then? No simmering in heaps of aromatic spices? Not even a little paprika? Thanksgiving? More like thanks for nothing. |
# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:56 |
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*naked man with fully cooked bird mounted on dick opens door* hello ma'am, im here to deliver your stuffed turkey, with extra stuffing
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 00:22 |
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FutonForensic posted:*naked man with fully cooked bird mounted on dick opens door* hello ma'am, im here to deliver your stuffed turkey, with extra stuffing |
# ? Oct 19, 2019 02:48 |
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Stuffing a turkey with more turkey until I reach a turkey singularity. |
# ? Oct 19, 2019 03:14 |
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turkularity |
# ? Oct 19, 2019 03:25 |
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I'm just putting some gravel in there for structure |
# ? Oct 19, 2019 04:00 |
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i guess some of those small pizzabox tables
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 04:14 |
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google THIS posted:What if, heh heh, what if hahaha what if ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHAT IF YOU STUFFED IT WITH WEED XD XD XD yeah BYOB bitch !!!!
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 04:26 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm just putting some gravel in there for structure Have you considered load bearing drywall? |
# ? Oct 19, 2019 05:05 |
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a sock em bopper
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 13:51 |
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GONNA NEED SOME BRACES IN HERE TONY SHUT THAT generator shuts off suddnely thanks tone! okay anyways we're gonna want to support this with some hardwood braces, really make sure it's secure. then we're gonna stuff this turkey!
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 14:00 |
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Haggis. |
# ? Oct 19, 2019 14:01 |
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the cube from hellraiser
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 14:01 |
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the aleph
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 14:02 |
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the number 2 |
# ? Oct 20, 2019 01:53 |
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Poutine |
# ? Oct 20, 2019 02:53 |
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A thanksgiving turkey stuffed with a Christmas ham, stuffed with a heart shaped box of chocolates, stuffed with a green beer, stuffed with an Easter ham, stuffed with a grilled hot dog garnished with an American flag toothpick, stuffed with Halloween candy. |
# ? Oct 20, 2019 03:46 |
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a very confused old man with a cockney accent |
# ? Oct 20, 2019 06:02 |
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Nothing but plain hardboiled eggs. |
# ? Oct 20, 2019 09:22 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm just putting some gravel in there for structure Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:A bunch of never ending multi-colored silk handkerchiefs lol
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 12:18 |
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Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby. |
# ? Oct 20, 2019 17:56 |
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google THIS posted:Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby. |
# ? Oct 20, 2019 18:25 |
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google THIS posted:Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby.
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 19:14 |
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good ol raisins and pnutsgoogle THIS posted:Stuffing that's either blue or pink for a baby gender reveal, followed by the actual baby. lol
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# ? Oct 20, 2019 20:22 |