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Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

We've all seen the thread about our good friend not-Aatrek's 300 mile hike to cop a feel that ended in him getting felt by cops. According to the article he took pictures to document his progress. Let's image where our intrepid pedo-strian stopped on his trip.
The thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3901269

He liked it more before it was legal.

Decent cutout courtesy of Eoray Mel:

Resting Lich Face fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Oct 21, 2019

# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:03

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Repost from the other thread.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Do we do this here or in the other thread. I am confused OP!!!

# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:00

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

A few years later, whereupon we find our rapist indulging in a new hobby:

# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:01

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:09

Tyson Tomko: May 8, 2005; The Problem Solver.

Literally A Person posted:

Do we do this here or in the other thread. I am confused OP!!!

I asked about travel pics in the other thread and I've been given TWO threads with pictures now, I'm as happy as this dude was when the fbi kid said yes

# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:12

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Well, since we're cross-posting:

# ? Oct 18, 2019 21:52

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:14

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

These people weren't following him they just saw him coming and were gathered to pelt him with rocks.

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:20

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Literally A Person posted:

All right all right all right

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:22

Pickwick High: Aug 4, 2019; They call me Nutse

can someone do him running behing napalm girl?

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:24

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Pickwick High posted:

can someone do him running behing napalm girl?

I did this before the Forrest Gump one and changed my mind about posting it, but here it is by popular demand!

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:25

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

# ? Oct 18, 2019 22:28

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Oct 18, 2019 23:36

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Oct 19, 2019 00:19

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Oct 19, 2019 00:35

Resting Lich Face: Feb 21, 2019; This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Mammal Sauce posted:

Oh man the shirt just makes this.

# ? Oct 19, 2019 00:47

Toughy: Nov 29, 2004; KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

No link to the original thread?

# ? Oct 19, 2019 00:54

Kirk Vikernes: Apr 26, 2004; Count Goatnackh

# ? Oct 19, 2019 02:09

Tite Barnacle: Jun 4, 2014; Meowdy Purrdner; Grimey Drawer

Somebody put muerte's cart in one of these

# ? Oct 19, 2019 03:35

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Mods knew?!

# ? Oct 19, 2019 04:02

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Well, since we're cross-posting:

# ? Oct 19, 2019 05:18

CPL593H: Oct 28, 2009; I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Space Race Riot posted:

Somebody put muerte's cart in one of these

This guy had a cart too but it was filled with anime body pillows.

# ? Oct 19, 2019 05:32

IShallRiseAgain: Sep 12, 2008; Well ain't that precious?

# ? Oct 19, 2019 06:47

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

# ? Oct 19, 2019 07:17

Pickwick High: Aug 4, 2019; They call me Nutse

# ? Oct 19, 2019 17:12

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Oct 19, 2019 21:15

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Captain Hygiene posted:

My god, it's full of :five:

:five:

# ? Oct 19, 2019 21:41

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Oct 20, 2019 06:59

Pickwick High: Aug 4, 2019; They call me Nutse

# ? Oct 20, 2019 11:31

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

# ? Oct 20, 2019 13:56

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

A LOVELY LAD posted:

Oh gently caress

# ? Oct 20, 2019 14:34

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

lmao

# ? Oct 20, 2019 15:39

luchajones: Jan 28, 2018; I have no beard, and I must scream

meh

# ? Oct 20, 2019 17:02

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

luchajones posted:

meh

No no, it's funny.

:golfclap:

:golfclap:

# ? Oct 20, 2019 17:05

Trumps Baby Hands: Mar 27, 2016; Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

A LOVELY LAD posted:

goddamn deep cut here

# ? Oct 20, 2019 18:57

A Concrete Divider: Jan 20, 2012; The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Can someone put him in here

# ? Oct 20, 2019 19:20

Hitlersaurus Christ: Oct 14, 2005

AOCs Pink Pearl posted:

Can someone put him in here

Ok

# ? Oct 20, 2019 21:00

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:14

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dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Literally A Person posted:

loving LOL!

:five:

:five:

# ? Oct 20, 2019 22:23

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