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Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
This is a thread for solving problems. Our problems, the world's problems, problems no one has solved yet and problems not yet thought of.
Unload your problems here and we will together, as a team, solve those drat things

ps they say that taking shrooms or lsd can improve your problem-solving ability

Z=Zsquared=C

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Coffee mug is dangerously empty

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Coffee mug is dangerously empty

that's def a first world problem

e: fill it back up dummy

ee: sorry for calling you dummy

Pickwick High fucked around with this message at 13:56 on Oct 19, 2019

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
PROBLEM: Thread ungassed, OP unbanned.
SOLUTION: ???

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The problem of op posting :smugdog:

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
Oh igi this is the thread where everyone gangs up on OP??? NO it's the Problem Page get with it guys unload your balls problems itt

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what is the integrated surface area under a five-dimensional projection of the Spronkzoid taurus?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
how

LordAdakos
Sep 1, 2009
Problem: can't figure out how to post problem. Please send help.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Mozi posted:

what is the integrated surface area under a five-dimensional projection of the Spronkzoid taurus?

69 :heysexy:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
google how do i find porn on the internet

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
google i can't find porn on the internet please show me porn

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Mozi posted:

what is the integrated surface area under a five-dimensional projection of the Spronkzoid taurus?

That's a question for Dr Who. Idk if he posts here still

Kurt Loadeater
May 15, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
What

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Mega64 posted:

google i can't find porn on the internet please show me porn

Goggle bobs

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Enhance boob. :owned:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




*monitor powers down*

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
Here's a song about problems: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVEG4wrkKdg

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Mega64 posted:

google i can't find porn on the internet please show me porn

:a2m:

nextlevelstart
Feb 26, 2015
I need someone to check out the machine

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
How do you solve a problem like Maria?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

I lose the keys to my scooter, what are my options?

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

I seldom lose myself. But more often just lose my head, so it's ok

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

KillerJunglist posted:

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

she was so good at solving problems, wish she was here to help out in this thread

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Hello the problem is just to big

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Can you help me

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



I got 99 problems but a problem ain't one

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
there's a massive 20pc mcnugget* poo poo making it's way through my gut and it's slightly uncomfortable

any tips on how to deal with this would be appreciated. I am also hungover

*this was NOT what I ordered but it's what they gave me, so I had to eat it

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Stevie Lee posted:

there's a massive 20pc mcnugget* poo poo making it's way through my gut and it's slightly uncomfortable

any tips on how to deal with this would be appreciated. I am also hungover

*this was NOT what I ordered but it's what they gave me, so I had to eat it

pull your anus wide open like goatse and the nuggets will just woosh out comfortably hth

SilvergunSuperman posted:

I lose the keys to my scooter, what are my options?

attach a gps tracker to your keys

TheSpamalope posted:

Hello the problem is just to big

downsize

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
i have a problem

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
i got a fever and the prescription is more cowbell

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I have opened my heart to Christ but he refuses to enter

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse

Icochet posted:

I have opened my heart to Christ but he refuses to enter

try plucking your heart out for Quetzlcoatl he's much more receptive

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Picking a deity whose name you can't pronounce correctly is asking for trouble

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Thanks i downsized family

The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
hi my problem is im a braindead burnout with no chance of ever connecting with another human being or making any money do you guys have any coping tips

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

The Cockler posted:

hi my problem is im a braindead burnout with no chance of ever connecting with another human being or making any money do you guys have any coping tips

Legless dogs.
But on carts.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Stevie Lee posted:

there's a massive 20pc mcnugget* poo poo making it's way through my gut and it's slightly uncomfortable

any tips on how to deal with this would be appreciated. I am also hungover

*this was NOT what I ordered but it's what they gave me, so I had to eat it

Go buy 20 more NcNuggets. I hear they're good for hangovers.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

The Cockler posted:

hi my problem is im a braindead burnout with no chance of ever connecting with another human being or making any money do you guys have any coping tips

:justpost:

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The Cockler
Mar 31, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

can i borrow ten dollars

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