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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Mall bathrooms are a great place to jerk off, so I've heard And to find other men to jerk you off too
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Mall bathrooms are a great place to jerk off, so I've heard vyst posted:And to find other men to jerk you off too Or at the very least listening to two other dudes loving and cranking one out in the stall next door.
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Oct 20, 2019 18:42
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TOOT BOOT posted:Should have dunked his head in there like 'how do you like it mother fucker, you son of a bitch'
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Oct 20, 2019 18:48
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That's a weird way to tell us about the time you had sex with the mall janitor OP
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Oct 20, 2019 18:52
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The more I learn about american toilets the more they reinforce my belief that if there is a God, then He is a cruel and spiteful God indeed.
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Oct 20, 2019 20:30
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Nastyman posted:The more I learn about american toilets the more they reinforce my belief that if there is a God, then He is a cruel and spiteful God indeed. European toilets dont have enough water at the bottom
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Oct 20, 2019 20:38
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People often pay extra for bidets in their homes, OP
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Oct 20, 2019 20:41
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Ahh the ol Poseidon's French Kiss
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:European toilets dont have enough water at the bottom that's because they're too refined to poop 
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The_Continental posted:Drank a giant coffee this morning and then dropped the missus off at her mall job. Ended up having to take a poo poo at the mall before I left and walked into the bathroom to find the cleaner just finishing up. I took the last stall and start to do my business. Seconds after a I pass a loose morning coffee poo poo the cleaner starts VIOLENTLY plunging the toilet in the next stall. This causes a fountain of lovely poop water to erupt all over my rear end and legs. I yelled "HOLY loving poo poo MAN TAKE IT EASY OVER THERE". He apologized and I told him no worries but there was no way to get properly cleaned up using cheap rear end public toilet paper. Had to drive home with itchy poo-butt and the lady is at work for another few hours so had to tell someone. my favorite threads are the one that could be a 90's comedy. Love it!
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Oct 20, 2019 22:33
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Nastyman posted:The more I learn about american toilets the more they reinforce my belief that if there is a God, then He is a cruel and spiteful God indeed. I'm American. The toilet was Australian. Also in a Westfield, so who knows what sort of cost cutting measures they've used to increase the corporate bottom line. Alls I know is I'm staying the hell away from the drinking fountain (bubbler).
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Oct 20, 2019 23:03
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The_Continental posted:so the reason he attacked the stall next to me with the plunger was because someone left a floater in there, which is why i moved to the next stall. it was a tiny poop like a kid would do but he went at it like it owed him money. That doesn't even make sense though. You plunge a toilet when it's clogged, not when it has poop floating in the bowl.
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Oct 20, 2019 23:08
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Devils Affricate posted:That doesn't even make sense though. You plunge a toilet when it's clogged, not when it has poop floating in the bowl. poop floating in the bowl is a legitimate reason for plunging. Did the guy try flushing it?
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Oct 20, 2019 23:23
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Why not just grab it and take it out with your hand?
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Oct 20, 2019 23:25
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Devils Affricate posted:That doesn't even make sense though. You plunge a toilet when it's clogged, not when it has poop floating in the bowl. roarpower posted:poop floating in the bowl is a legitimate reason for plunging. Did the guy try flushing it? He didn't try to flush. He just went hard with the plunger. It wasn't even a substantial poop. It was like an easter egg, but it was floating and maybe needed forcing?
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Oct 20, 2019 23:30
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This is what you get for not just making GBS threads your pants like GBS intended, OP!
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Oct 20, 2019 23:48
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He was just activating the bidet for you.
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The_Continental posted:He didn't try to flush. He just went hard with the plunger. It wasn't even a substantial poop. It was like an easter egg, but it was floating and maybe needed forcing? I think you and I had very different easters Edit: probably the same easters, but different celebrations
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The_Continental posted:I'm American. The toilet was Australian. Well there's your problem right there. Australian toilets are designed for southern hemisphere backwards-flowing water, you must have been making GBS threads in the wrong direction.
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Oct 21, 2019 00:58
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Nastyman posted:The more I learn about american toilets the more they reinforce my belief that if there is a God, then He is a cruel and spiteful God indeed. Toilets may just be the one thing America is good at.
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Frankenstyle posted:Toilets may just be the one thing America is good at. I know a lot a of americans, they aint even good at toilets
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Oct 21, 2019 05:12
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Frankenstyle posted:Toilets may just be the one thing America is good at. they havent even figured out bidets
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Oct 21, 2019 05:29
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Away all Goats posted:they havent even figured out bidets roarpower posted:I know a lot a of americans, they aint even good at toilets
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vyst posted:Ahh the ol Poseidon's French Kiss
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