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JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
I'm sure you've all read about the latest in a long line of crazy developments in Mexico, now with the big clash in Culiacan where (the story keeps changing) apparently they send some troops to arrest one of El Chapo's sons and like hundreds of cartel gunmen showed up to start wrecking the city until they eventually let him go

Some wild videos and photos coming out of there. The whole incident has been blackly humorous in the way real life is. In the sprity of 'citizen journalism" as pioneered by certain other goons, here's the vids and pics that have most affected me

Here's a massive caravan:
https://twitter.com/foxky09/status/1185031111568543744/video/1


This is actually my favorite video in a long tome, in part because the soundtrack is excellent:
https://twitter.com/1chieflotsadoe/status/1185030463733325825/video/1


Some of the boys rolling in, accompanied by some extremely choice music:
https://twitter.com/BZR924/status/1184988036448374784
https://twitter.com/LatinoInNevada/status/1185190596660477952

It's interesting that basically everyone drives brand new GM cars and trucks (I assume because a lot of them are made in Mexico), which is kind of surreal

And poo poo got extremely bad:
https://twitter.com/AlperN007/status/1184984164203933701

https://twitter.com/stephanieforevr/status/1185238597047185409

Apparently they also opened up a jail and passed out guns tot he prisoners, who immediatley ran out and started carjacking people:
https://twitter.com/pimpcheco/status/1184978212020838400

This appears to be a technical:
https://twitter.com/PerezDiazMX/status/1184948209786875911

And at the end, they eventually released the guy and agreed on a truce. Here, you can see the two sides go up and say GG to each other:
https://twitter.com/Natsecjeff/status/1185118686056726528


The whole thing is pretty nuts

As a result of the above video, also, I've been listening to this song on continuous repeat:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMRqxu2Bb_U



Please, I invite you to contribute your own citizen journalism to this fascinating current event

JK Fresco fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Oct 21, 2019

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

wheres the vid of the Mexican soldier doing the tactical slide down the staircase or w/e

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

wheres the vid of the Mexican soldier doing the tactical slide down the staircase or w/e

This sounds dope. Someone post it.

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

wheres the vid of the Mexican soldier doing the tactical slide down the staircase or w/e

I haven't seen it but this is extremely the place for it

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lol I found it

https://twitter.com/DJOceans/status...ingawful.com%2F

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Hell yes

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
holy poo poo

JK Fresco fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Oct 21, 2019

communist kangaroo
Oct 2, 2006

those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.
how's that dude in the street sleeping through all of that

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Don't do drugs!

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Doing drugs rn

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

one might think they should wear helmets

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
poo poo did we get the wall up in time?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Seems like the free market working as intended tbh

whose tuggin
Nov 6, 2009

by Hand Knit
Related?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRGMAW1wzQ8

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

lol

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Honestly, those LED masks are p loving terrifying.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
Seems like a missed opportunity for the Mexican military to execute a couple hundred gangsters, OP.

Should've just strung him to the front of an APC, like in Fury Road.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Boywhiz88 posted:

Honestly, those LED masks are p loving terrifying.

They are working as intended then. But I agree

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Those masks are fitting since Culiacan just became the next Purge film.

Rime posted:

Seems like a missed opportunity for the Mexican military to execute a couple hundred gangsters, OP.
Looks like someone knows jack poo poo about the mexican military here, folks

epsilon
Oct 31, 2001


Rime posted:

Seems like a missed opportunity for the Mexican military to execute a couple hundred gangsters, OP.

u are SUPER confused about how mexico works

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

holy lol i forgot this existed.

shame the drug war makes it easier for racists to use it as a crappy justification for a blanket migrant ban.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Honestly, wouldn't be surprised if the mumbling is either:

A) a gimmick to get people's attention and have them wander over and see what they're selling

B) the guy having the same route for years and the mic/speaker blowing out and saying "gently caress fixing it, they know the truck, they know what I sound like more or less, they'll know its me"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord

Rime posted:

Seems like a missed opportunity for the Mexican military to execute a couple hundred gangsters, OP.

A pretty good documentary to watch is Narco Cultura. Most of the documentary follows a CSI team in Mexico and how they deal with collecting heads in garbage bags, scraping charred corpses off the seat of a half melted truck, and so on. Their team loses members over time due to folks either quitting because they got threatened, or getting murdered because they didn't listen to the threat. During the making of the film, the head honcho of that team gets a threat and quits the day after.

I can't really speak for the military side of things, but im going to hazard a guess by saying the military brass and politicians aren't ready to surrender them and their families lives by declaring hunting season on cartels. Anywho, the film is a great watch and I recommend it to folks who are interested in this sorta stuff. Also none of it is censored so just fyi.

e: If you're the reading type, Drug War Zone by Howard Campbell is a great read. Lots of firsthand interviews from enforcers, cartel members, victims, other folks who got too close. Gristly stuff but totally engaging.

buglord fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Oct 21, 2019

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t320afnXsZY

DB Pooper
Mar 27, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

epsilon posted:

u are SUPER confused about how mexico works

clearly it doesnt

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DB Pooper posted:

clearly it doesnt

dk2m
May 6, 2009
im always surprised that the cartels and jihadist groups haven't tried to kill each other yet esp since the drug trade is how a lot of the islamist make their money

that kind of cross over episode would cause us to elect someone even more insane than donald though, idt we could handle it

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The cartels would clobber the poo poo out of them hth

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Milo and POTUS posted:

The cartels would clobber the poo poo out of them hth

that isn't going to happen we are to stupid

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The sad part is at this point legalizing drugs might not even help because the cartels have shown they have the military force necessary to resist the state.

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
we literally have a guy pretending to be DB Cooper. There is no way we can do a smart crime

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
also this happened
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3901668&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
there is no way we can get away with crimes

dk2m
May 6, 2009

Barudak posted:

The sad part is at this point legalizing drugs might not even help because the cartels have shown they have the military force necessary to resist the state.

when you view mexican immigration in this context as a literal refugee crisis, things seem so bleak that i start to feel boltons mustache growing on my face telling me we need to occupy mexico

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
Sometimes a country is so far gone all you can do is quarantine them and let them destroy themselves



















by which I mean quarantine America

RatHat fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Oct 21, 2019

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

dk2m posted:

when you view mexican immigration in this context as a literal refugee crisis, things seem so bleak that i start to feel boltons mustache growing on my face telling me we need to occupy mexico

bolton got fired like a month ago

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Hell yea. Let’s all get some tacos for a job well done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8954vn_8Fo

roarpower
Jul 11, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

George H.W. oval office posted:

Hell yea. Let’s all get some tacos for a job well done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8954vn_8Fo

I'm on board. Let's snap all good twerking tacos into the world

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Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo
holy loving poo poo

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