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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How do they choose which one is the "legal" wife now that they're in America

Probably by age

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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

sweet thursday posted:

Easier to put balls in someone's mouth when they can reach there already

Cup and ball game just got real.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Pontificating rear end posted:

There's a war on drugs we need to fight the drugs by militarizing our police while mexicans live in a hellish criminal overworld

This made me think of H3VR but with drugs instead of hotdogs and I don't know why that doesn't exist

Ebeneezer Splooge
Nov 2, 2018

So many delicious choices. Does it include a side of Senzu beans?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

How do they choose which one is the "legal" wife now that they're in America

youngest of course

the others are bangmaids

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

madeintaipei posted:

Hunter S. Thompson suggested ending Apartheid by settling the Boer on a thin strip of land following the Mexican-American border.

someone really needs to make an ai so we can get hunter takes on modern politics

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

Blast of Confetti posted:

someone really needs to make an ai so we can get hunter takes on modern politics

He has his successors. Unsurprisingly, they are hated by the mainstream media

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

A caravan of immigrants??!!

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019
Should have stopped them ar the border

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

Leave it to Mormons to be worse than literal narcobarons lol

I first read that as "narcabrons" which is a pretty fun turn of phrase.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

JK Fresco posted:

He has his successors. Unsurprisingly, they are hated by the mainstream media

Alex Jones?

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


blugu64 posted:

A caravan of immigrants??!!

They're bringing crime. They're rapists. Some, I assume, are good people

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Weren't Mormons kill on sight for a while in US? Guess being white helps.

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Colonel Cancer posted:

Weren't Mormons kill on sight for a while in US? Guess being white helps.

What? No

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missouri_Executive_Order_44

It was rescinded in 1976 lmao

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Do mormons even put spikes on their cars? I hope Señor Humungus fucks that convoy up

Sailor Cat
Aug 28, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

"Even still, the question of whether anyone was killed as a direct result of the Extermination Order between October 27 (the date of its issuance) and November 1, 1838 (the date of the Latter-day Saint surrender), has been hotly debated among Mormons and historians. Most historians state that there is no evidence of any militiamen or other participants using it to justify their behavior during that period."

Pickwick High
Aug 4, 2019

They call me Nutse
Moroni lol

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

The Moon Monster posted:

I first read that as "narcabrons" which is a pretty fun turn of phrase.

narcobronies, the worst kind of brony.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I remember I said his name out loud in front of some Mormons and they laughed at my pronunciation. Oh right, I'm the one with the dumbshit religion who invented Saint Macaroninoodle.

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

what's the right way to pronounce it?

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

I'm older than 31 so I'll take my death sentence retroactively and be thankful I struck such a great deal.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Smirking_Serpent posted:

what's the right way to pronounce it?

Lol to be fair I think I said “moron-eye” when I think it’s “more-own-eye.” But lol who cares it’s just some bullshit a con man made up.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

JK Fresco posted:

He has his successors. Unsurprisingly, they are hated by the mainstream media

Can you please drop some names so I can go check them out?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
matt taibi is a good modern take but he's a little too close in orbit to mark ames at this point to truly recommend

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

mycomancy posted:

Can you please drop some names so I can go check them out?

Yes Taibbi and Ames are both pretty good

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Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I used to read both of those guys in the NY Press like 20 years ago, surprised they’re still mentioned together. Jonathan Ames too,
man that paper could pull together a weird crowd.

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