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Ah, the Donald J Trump Version Bible
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I consider myself a Christian, and I don’t spend much time on doctrinal arguments and “who’s in who’s out” bullshit… but goddrat if this isn’t disgusting self-idolatry of the highest order Inb4 turn on ur monitor
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From the desk of Clarence Thomas: "fhalt" is completely ambiguous, he did nothing wrong
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Does it have Jesus name scratched out and his name written in above it or something?
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anything in revelations (or related books) about the antichrist literally selling bibles? lol
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Big Don T, bible salesman
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dr_rat posted:Does it have Jesus name scratched out and his name written in above it or something? No, just minor changes like emphasizing that Jesus overturned the money lender's tables with excitement over such great deals.
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Jesus would treat these assholes like the money changers in the temple.
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deoju posted:Jesus would treat these assholes like the money changers in the temple. "We're gonna need a bigger whip"
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Mercury_Storm posted:anything in revelations (or related books) about the antichrist literally selling bibles? lol it's just Revelation, there's only one of them
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Mercury_Storm posted:anything in revelations (or related books) about the antichrist literally selling bibles? lol There was an article floating about a few years ago comparing Trump to the antichrist: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/ Nothing about selling bibles but he's playing all the greatest hits.
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https://twitter.com/PPN1776/status/1772665138895552747/historyReveilled posted:There was an article floating about a few years ago comparing Trump to the antichrist: As a kid some things I never understood about Revelation like "there will be wars and rumors of wars" (how do you have rumors of wars in a society with global mass media) but also that how could people be duped by the anti-Christ given that we have all these signs specifically enumerated. And then along came Trump. If he starts forcing people to get 666 tattooed on their foreheads to transact business, I'm converting back.
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dr_rat posted:Does it have Jesus name scratched out and his name written in above it or something?
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It's always Reagan https://theintercept.com/2022/08/25/student-loans-debt-reagan/ 
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zoux posted:As a kid some things I never understood about Revelation like "there will be wars and rumors of wars" (how do you have rumors of wars in a society with global mass media) but also that how could people be duped by the anti-Christ given that we have all these signs specifically enumerated. And then along came Trump. If he starts forcing people to get 666 tattooed on their foreheads to transact business, I'm converting back.
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 No, that's exactly who I think Nazis are
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Lol I know poo poo went downhill at Xitter but Fuhrerfan420 with a blue checkmark is a hell of a look
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Not a real tweet but a parody of this one: https://twitter.com/VerminusM/statu...%3D1288lastpost
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haveblue posted:Good, I've spent the whole time since that was posted being paralyzed by poe's law -=1488hItLeRlOvEr69420[GR]=- to the rescue.
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Civilized Fishbot posted:Not a real tweet but a parody of this one: That one is even worse. It’s amazing this guy can’t see how bad this sounds to anyone not in his bubble.
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Settler in that he's a West Bank settler? I didn't realize they referred to themselves in that way. Even Nazis didn't call themselves Nazis. Or they didn't use to. https://twitter.com/lionel_trolling/status/1773397486268252274 zoux fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Mar 28, 2024 |
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The mormons really had no business starting a colony in that sector
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zoux posted:
He’s describing Heinrich Himmler if he had been born in 1989 
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Nonsense posted:https://twitter.com/YNB/status/1773422132858658867 lol i didn't realize she was involved. amazing
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Community Notes remains the only good thing Elon has ever done. https://twitter.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773361329778135250 https://twitter.com/matthewmaddock/status/1773404585370976259
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Gyges posted:Community Notes remains the only good thing Elon has ever done. It existed as Birdwatch well over a year before he took over. He deserves no credit for it. https://blog.x.com/en_us/topics/product/2021/introducing-birdwatch-a-community-based-approach-to-misinformation
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 I really want this to be true, but can you do so bad on the asvab that they won't ever let you into the Marines
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You can, and if there's one person alive who'd manage it, it's that schlubby loser murderer.
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Having taken the ASVAB when I graduated high school I cannot even fathom how catastrophically stupid and worthless you'd have to be to not meet the standards of the USMC. Like holy poo poo. It's not a pass fail, it's a test to see what kind of jobs you would be good at lmao
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Professor Beetus posted:Having taken the ASVAB when I graduated high school I cannot even fathom how catastrophically stupid and worthless you'd have to be to not meet the standards of the USMC. Like holy poo poo. It's not a pass fail, it's a test to see what kind of jobs you would be good at lmao It's been a little while since I last looked into this so I could now be wrong but last I checked, the test slots candidates into one of five categories: 1 and 2 covering technical, staff, intel and other more highly skilled/technically demanding jobs, 3 and 4 being standard infantry and the like, and the less common but not unheard of 5, which is "too dumb to tie own shoes without the risk of gouging out his own eye somehow" which washes you out.
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I'd be surprised to hear that a score would permanently disqualify you without the ability to retake the test. When I was enlisting a bunch of guys would take ASVAB lessons and workout at the recruiter to get to a level they could join. People would go back and forth to the testing station multiple times before they actually signed a contract. They needed people then though, so I don't know, I think the restrictions are probably higher when there are more people trying to enlist because they have more choices.
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Professor Beetus posted:It's not a pass fail, it's a test to see what kind of jobs you would be good at lmao Oh lordy, how do you fail a test like that?!
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Captain_Maclaine posted:It's been a little while since I last looked into this so I could now be wrong but last I checked, the test slots candidates into one of five categories: 1 and 2 covering technical, staff, intel and other more highly skilled/technically demanding jobs, 3 and 4 being standard infantry and the like, and the less common but not unheard of 5, which is "too dumb to tie own shoes without the risk of gouging out his own eye somehow" which washes you out. There's still a qualification level they out some people in on where it's like "ok so we completely idiot-proofed food prep and janitorial" and recruiters can be pretty gung ho to help you work your way out of being unschooled son of bumpkin shack morons "Bad enough to get permanently axed from consideration" like i want to know what that looks like
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madmatt112 posted:Oh lordy, how do you fail a test like that?! Be a doughy murderer with a very well-documented history of poor decisions and lack of self-control, apparently
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madmatt112 posted:Oh lordy, how do you fail a test like that?! I've never come close to an ASVAB before, but (assuming this is true at all, which I doubt) I wonder if it has super macho trap options you can pick
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