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Oct 23, 2019 00:34
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a dog who’s been transformed into a cat, smokes cigars and has a crippling fear of commitment edit: I’ve expanded on this. he’s a self hating dog and a dog wizard transforms him into a cat so he can see that the grass wouldn’t be greener even if he was a cat because they’re colorblind also Les Os fucked around with this message at 07:07 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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Oct 23, 2019 00:45
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Donald Duck but he's a roman emperor, who, like Caesar is prone to fits of epilepsy, but it's prompted by high excitement/drama. His extremely corrupt advisors are those cartoon villain dogs who simply plead "Emperatorus!! NooooOOoo" in pitched voices as he screams in rabid duck speak. When he's not doing this, most times his only answer to anything is a Donald Duck-esque "WOW" and then he blindly bumbles around mindless to anything. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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Oct 23, 2019 00:57
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Oct 23, 2019 01:31
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An intelligent Trump voter, that's as far as I've gotten, it's like trying to solve Fermat's Last Theorem on a single sheet of toilet paper.
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Oct 23, 2019 01:36
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It's me but I'm wearing one of the Guinan hats from TNG.
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Oct 23, 2019 01:46
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A depressed clown with a distinct Italian name.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:16
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A guy who flips a coin except when he doesn't.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:17
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the armless fiddler, he plays with his feet, but also a Manchurian Candidate whose a crack shot sniper programmed to kill Hitler, but trapped in a sex doll in the likeness of Anne Frank Dude Who Can Deepthroat Hot Dogs, But Not White Trash
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Oct 23, 2019 02:21
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“Silly Suzan” she’s intended to be played by that one Mad TV chick who makes the faces. Silly Suzan will like, go up to a guy working in customer service and make unreasonable requests and act like a moron but then it’ll turn out the thing she wanted was real or something.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:29
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“Dr. Italian” He’s a doctor but is EXTREMELY stereotypically Italian. Like, a woman walks in for her exam and the nurse tells her her usual doctor isn’t available and that Dr. Italian will be seeing her today. She’s like “that’s fine.” Then Dr. Italian comes in and he has a huge mustache and kisses her on both cheeks and starts rambling in a really heavy Italian accent. “We’ll soon have-a you fixed up prettier than a plate of-a pasta!” The punchline is he’s actually a good doctor.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:34
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“Captain Bee-eyes” (comic book character) A superhero who shoots bees out of his eyes at criminals. He was bitten by a radioactive beehive as a child and now bees live inside his body. The bees aren’t super or smart and don’t obey his commands except to get shot out of his eyes at will. He has to be standing really close to criminals to get the bees to go near them and even then they don’t tend to sting.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:39
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“BEE-yonce” Beyonce in a bee costume and she has sex with me.
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Oct 23, 2019 02:40
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Mooey Cow posted:Headfoot! He is like Bigfoot, but, well... the head... Look it's easier if I just show you. Why would anyone threaten his children?
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Oct 23, 2019 02:44
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The Cooks: a special division of the secret service, they are assigned to prepare and cater all the President's meals and foil food based assassination plots. BUT THE TWIST, they have to incorporate the poison/weapon/exotic ingredients into dishes a la Iron Chef.
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Oct 23, 2019 03:00
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Applewhite posted:Why would anyone threaten his children? I'm assuming you haven't met the little fuckers
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Oct 23, 2019 03:23
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A guy who is relieved that the smelly homeless man sitting next to him on the bus has left only to be mortified when a pretty young woman sits down next to him and shoots him a hateful glare because she thinks the lingering stench of the homeless man belongs to him.
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Oct 23, 2019 03:41
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A guy who died in a house but instead of haunting it his ghost actually became the house so like the front windows are his eyes and the door is his mouth. His daughter lives with her husband and spunky teenager inside her house-dad which leads to all sorts of crazy mayhem and occasional awkwardness.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:04
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for the next Star Trek show (it has to be star trek to work right) thchief engineer is a Mexican dude named Manuél O. Verride.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:23
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Steven with a ph
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Oct 23, 2019 04:23
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Also been working on a 1980s style subversive dystopian novel warning of the dangers of capitalism, I'm thinking a boorish billionaire becomes the president, maybe even someone sharkish like a real estate tycoon to really drive it home. Having trouble making it believable though.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:29
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Linerider: a favor driver/nightrider fusion, he's just a single dad trying to put his daughters through college the only way he knows how with a delivery gig app. hot eats by day, on demand cocaine mule by night. his dead wifes mind state is used for the car/app.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:30
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A used hat salesman getting incredibly flustered that everyone thinks he runs a brothel but hes really just talking about hats
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Oct 23, 2019 04:55
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A me that isn't a drunk rear end in a top hat. Slow going; but I'm sober tonight at least.
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Oct 23, 2019 04:59
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Me but I'm also all of you because we are just one infinite palette of paint speckled on the backdrop of infinity.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:04
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Big titty wizard. I haven’t decided yet if a wizard WITH big titties or who uses magic to MAKE big titties.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:07
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Invincible Ultraman Has every superpower and uses them only for good. There’s no moral ambiguity because one of his powers is knowing the right thing to do at all times. He also doesn’t feel crushed by responsibility because his powers make things easy (but not so easy he gets ennui). He’s indestructible and also all knowing.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:10
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A sentient bottle of V8 vegetable juice. I didn’t get the idea for this character by just looking around at things in my immediate line of sight if that’s what you’re implying.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:12
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Applewhite posted:Invincible Ultraman Oh, so a dude with a tiny penis?
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Oct 23, 2019 05:13
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An inversion of Roger Rabbit where a really hot human dude is in love with a weird tiny cartoon gremlin lady.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:14
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King Skeleton Look for him in an upcoming Strongo story.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:14
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Literally A Person posted:Oh, so a dude with a tiny penis? His penis isn’t tiny it’s actually all other penises are abnormally large.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:15
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a grouchy crossbow dwarf
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Oct 23, 2019 05:16
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A butt golem.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:29
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Bronald Brump. A fat lard who shits his pants all day while throngs of people applaud.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:31
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Mitch McConnell sentient phylactery
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Oct 23, 2019 05:35
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Denny's Devito. He's like Danny Devito in almost every way except he loves Denny's and cannot/will not stop talking about it an any and all opportunities.
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Oct 23, 2019 05:46
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a dutch guy who immigrates to canada, works as the supervisor at a call centre, and spends his breaks trying to get his employees to explain how blackface is racist, but he just doesn't get it
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Dr. Bimbo A doctor but she’s a really sexy woman who’s something of an airhead. She’s a terrible doctor but all her (male) patients keep seeing her and pretending she’s doing a good job. There’s also an attractive woman doctor who is a good doctor to deflect accusations of sexism.
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