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Applewhite posted:Dr. Bimbo nice save
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Il gato grasso, a lazy Italian cat. His favourite food? Lasagna.
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Oct 23, 2019 07:17
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A lasagna who eats cats.
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Oct 23, 2019 07:22
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:A lasagna who eats cats. Eya Pepino! Feed-ah me a cat-ah! Momma Mia I'm ah starvin' ovah here ah!
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Oct 23, 2019 07:52
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An otter who loves Otter Pops but feels guilty about it.
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Oct 23, 2019 07:55
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A very small giant. Hes laughed out of giant-school by regular giants, but finds himself accepted amongst humans. Will anybody ever discover his terrible secret?
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Oct 23, 2019 07:56
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A guy who's really smug about slowly dying from a curable disease due to the lack of health insurance.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:03
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A professional benchwarmer. He doesnt actually play the sport, he just warms the benches
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Oct 23, 2019 08:03
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A guy who sits in public places people-watching on the grounds that he is gathering characters for his novel, which he will never write.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:15
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Dr. Gay A doctor but he’s a homosexual man who’s super flamboyant and keeps pressuring the patient to do butt stuff.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:19
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How about a guy with wheels for arms named "Axel"?
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Oct 23, 2019 08:22
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The_Continental posted:How about a guy with wheels for arms named "Axel"? Ah, a Kingdom Hearts fan.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:24
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The_Continental posted:How about a guy with wheels for arms named "Axel"? Holy poo poo
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Oct 23, 2019 08:27
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The_Continental posted:How about a guy with wheels for arms named "Axel"? yeah, I also think the Twisted Metal games were cool 
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Oct 23, 2019 08:28
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im working on this new character that doesn't read threads before he posts in them
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Oct 23, 2019 08:32
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im working on this new character that doesn't read threads before he posts in them
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Oct 23, 2019 08:51
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A woman who's superpower is being able to slaughter 30-50 feral hogs at a time while turning them into delicious cured meats.
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a tormented out of work writer that, whenever he pens a new idea, sees it played out on SNL the next night. And it always features Chris Kattan OMFG FURRY fucked around with this message at 09:04 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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Oct 23, 2019 08:56
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A guy with a really nasal voice and weird accent who goes around bothering people.
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Oct 23, 2019 08:59
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An entire family that gets incredibly pumped about filing their taxes.
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Oct 23, 2019 09:10
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A used food salesman
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Oct 23, 2019 09:24
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A man who has it all: a good job, a smoking hot wife and the respect of his peers. But he harbors one shameful secret: his hopeless addiction to mackerel.
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Oct 23, 2019 11:52
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A man who just can't stop making GBS threads. He is the greatest and dirtiest secret of a fantastical and technologically advanced society. He has been their prisoner for decades (or is he a willing volunteer???), and his endless, ceaseless making GBS threads turns the turbine that powers their entire city. I'm still working on it, so the character isn't finished. What are his dreams? What are his hopes? What are his fears?
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Oct 23, 2019 11:58
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Body horror told from the perspective of a sapient plantar wart.
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Oct 23, 2019 12:06
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I'm still working on it, so the character isn't finished. What are his dreams? What are his hopes? What are his fears? dont doxx me but 1) i dream of dying legendarily like elvis presley 2) but i hope people will remember me more fondly 3) my fear is that i will run out of poo poo before i run out of life force
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Oct 23, 2019 12:31
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Lacey is a young 20-something who is already stuck in the rat race and slowly coming to the realization that this is all she will ever amount to in life. Heartbroken, she retreats to the janitor’s room to cry on her lunch breaks. But one day the door opens up to a new dimension of fantastical wilderness that promises adventure and hope for something more than this menial existence. Lacey’s 6 month probationary period is coming up and her supervisor has noticed the increasing hours of absences from her desk, but that’s not important any longer. On her final day of employment, she’s going to walk through that door and never come back.
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Oct 23, 2019 12:41
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Stumpy the dog: Stumpy is an ultra-high intelligence dog who was treated cruelly by his owner who chopped off all of Stumpy's paws. Stumpy escaped and has learned to adapt to the new circumstances and now he proves his worth as a private detective sniffing out criminals in NYC
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Oct 23, 2019 13:40
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Jennifer is a hot lady (see 7 page supplement for breast size and other stats) who returns my calls.
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Oct 23, 2019 14:12
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A guy who can't watch a movie if an animal dies in it but has no problem eating meat
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Oct 23, 2019 14:14
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A sassy Native American duo who are on a mission to go fishin'
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Oct 23, 2019 14:19
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Applewhite but spamming actually funny characters
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Oct 23, 2019 14:22
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A serious REAL American duo on a mission to go fishing and engage in light anal stimulation outside the morays of their insular society.
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Oct 23, 2019 14:24
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Pickwick High posted:Stumpy the dog: Every episode should have a paws pun. “Great job Stumpy! Your plan worked paws-itively perfectly!” “Hot diggity! A talking dog?! It ain’t pawsible!” “Pawse, or my dog will shoot!”
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Oct 23, 2019 14:25
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Every episode should have a paws pun. Prepare to be paw-nished!
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Oct 23, 2019 14:28
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Gotta pad out the runtime somehow.
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Oct 23, 2019 14:59
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A hard boiled cop, grizzled by a lifetime on the mean streets of Neo Chicago and now more machine than man, helps his daughter play tea party.
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Oct 23, 2019 15:39
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Gary: Gary is a washed up garbage man from Jersey who took his garbage filled life and turned it around. Garret: Garret is a washed up janitor who is taking his dirt filled life and turning it around. Also, he's from Jersey too because I can only do like two accents. Gil: Gil is a washed up chimney sweep, with a kick-rear end and not at all cheesy cockney accent, who over the course of a narrative will cast off his sooty dingy life and really turn it around.
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Oct 23, 2019 15:46
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A 10,000 year old witch who looks like an 8 year old girl Don’t worry guys, she just looks young. Really she’s 10,000 years old. What?
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Oct 23, 2019 15:48
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Thanatos Gravestorm, municipal clerk
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Literally A Person posted:Gary: Gary is a washed up garbage man from Jersey who took his garbage filled life and turned it around. Name them all Gerry, drop em in a desert theyre lost in, and then film what happens.
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