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I used to be able to do a passable Paul Lynde, but I seem to have lost the ability.
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Barudak posted:Name them all Gerry, drop em in a desert theyre lost in, and then film what happens. Ultimate buddy picture.
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benedict cumberbatch stars in "Oh no, I've burnt the roast!" a high speed action comedy drama where every turn of events is foiled by him burning a roast and he lamenting it. Can his daring race car driving skills get him home one last time to prevent the roast from burning? No.
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Derrick is a super-hero who works in hospice care. His lovable catch-phrase is "TIMES UP!"
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Shamash the Hurrian, a bronze age warrior who was frozen for thousands of years only to be woken up in 2019 America. How will he survive now that chariot warfare is no longer a marketable skill?
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Grevling posted:Shamash the Hurrian, a bronze age warrior who was frozen for thousands of years only to be woken up in 2019 America. How will he survive now that chariot warfare is no longer a marketable skill?  
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A Ghostbuster for whom busting does not make them feel good.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:A Ghostbuster for whom busting does not make them feel good. Isn't that just Winston?
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“Fuckman-In-Chief”: Guy with large penis who definitely gets laid all the time with lots of different attractive women and has lots of free, mutually enjoyable and consensual sex and never has to pay for sex and has definitely never been refused by a sex worker for having a tiny, gross, smegma covered phimosis dick and is never forced to pay double or more rates for sexual encounters that are not outright dismissed at the outset because of the aforementioned dick Sigh....
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ikanreed posted:Isn't that just Winston? It's possible. It's been a while.
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Amy the Ameoba … is she … whoa … has she …. she just split in TWO dude!
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Incel Robin of Locksley and his band of miserable manlets vs the chad Sheriff of Nottingham
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a schizophrenic villain with a persecution complex that can only be stopped from destroying the entire city, nay, WORLD with a series of elaborate pranks, opposite a member of a troupe of travelling impressionist heroes that starts to wonder if following the villain around and telling him he eats poop in different accents and voices is worth all the pussy he gets but really they're the same person, it's also like fight club but deeper The Cockler fucked around with this message at 19:12 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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Stumpy’s paws survived the amputations and begin a heartwarming journey across America to find their way home. But first.... REVENGE!!!
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A man who answers the emergency phone in the elevator when it starts ringing.
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Oct 23, 2019 19:44
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Sleeveless posted:A man who answers the emergency phone in the elevator when it starts ringing. and on the other end? a man who's hobby is collecting old car-phones. but really, they're the same person
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The last elevator operator in new york, who gets very angry indeed if anyone else touches the buttons
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An anorexic sumo wrestler who insists on wearing a t-shirt to the ring. He always loses.
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a socially disadvantaged otter who is obsessed with gay men and the activities thereof
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a schlubby, physically unattractive 40-something comedy writer who gets his own cable show about how he dates a series of inexplicably hot bubbly 23 year olds played by actresses for whom this is their first big break season one he makes noises towards being the likable everyman character his standup was based on and he’s meeting women at like, the grocery store or a laundromat by season two all pretenses have been dropped and it’s just “look who is willing to sleep with me to get noticed isn’t this industry great god I’m a piece of poo poo”
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A nerd who reads a lot of fantasy books and plays fantasy videogames. He falls into a fantasy world but I guess it's not quite as great as he thought it would be!!! I can't really imagine how, though. I guess maybe he doesn't get to become a king, he only gets to be a baron???
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a poor person with no social skills or self esteem who with the help of his friends learns to value his empty dead end mental-illness fueled life, because gosh-darnit it's his!!
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1. James B. Moonraqcueur, secretly The Moon-Raker, a dude who makes sure there are no leaves on the moon. Very dedicated but also has sleep acne. 2. Basically Schimanski but like played by Terry Crews.
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a man who only comes to appreciate a surveillance state when it brings him the sweet release of death an author who considers himself a master of dramatic irony but the ending of all of his works is just a self insert shouting "I AM GOD. GOD!!!" The Cockler fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Oct 25, 2019 |
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A man who really hates his hemorrhoids, but only because secretly he wants to be a hemorrhoid
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Owner of a farm where dogs get sent to live out the rest of their life who is frankly sick of all these drat dogs
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a member of a secret society who's divine purpose is to stop people from lying on the internet
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The Cockler posted:a member of a secret society who's divine purpose is to stop people from lying on the internet A most noble quest
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Glenn Quebec posted:A most noble quest LIAR!
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Barudak posted:Owner of a farm where dogs get sent to live out the rest of their life who is frankly sick of all these drat dogs Highly unbelievable character. Sick of dogs? It boggles the mind.
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Glenn Quebec posted:A most noble quest in the idyllic utopia they hope to create targeted advertising never fails
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The Cockler posted:a member of a secret society who's divine purpose is to stop people from lying on the internet The internet police
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Token Black Guy™ He's a freelancer that travels to suburban barbecues and dinner parties to crack funny jokes. The white suburbanites then have to figure out if it's racist to laugh at his jokes, which are often related to witticisms about black culture. If they laugh and it's funny, they win a gift certificate to Starbucks. If they laugh and it's racist, they get vaporized by his laser beam.
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Rad-daddio posted:Token Black Guy™ Would watch this movie.
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i rolled up a new character for my D&D group recently. its pretty complex so I needed 6 pages:     
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Rutibex posted:i rolled up a new character for my D&D group recently. its pretty complex so I needed 6 pages: But do they pine after an imagined childhood nostalgia when the "good" king reigned?
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ikanreed posted:But do they pine after an imagined childhood nostalgia when the "good" king reigned? no, he is a greater god of magic so the pathetic lives of kings are beneath him
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Soapman Crothers: “refills” near-empty soap dispensers with water to stretch out the last little unreachable bit, compromising the hygiene potential of the soap dispenser. Eventually he gets caught and is beaten to death. He is mourned by none.
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Mister big gulp. He's a trendy and fit young man who always brings a Big Gulp with him on his adventures
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Rutibex posted:i rolled up a new character for my D&D group recently. its pretty complex so I needed 6 pages: Thats a lot of rods. Did you name him Rodney?
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