THE MOST EXCITING GAME!!! ROLL-A-DICE!

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Rules are extremely simple:

Rule #1: Roll a dice*

If I judge YOU to be the winner you will receive some stupid loving booby prize of my choosing. The criteria by which your rollin' will be judged is nebulous and, frankly, super unfair. I wish you all luck. Just to show you how it's done here is a little example:

*any dice with any number of faces can be used for this game.

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Oct 22, 2019

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:10

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:26

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:12

Pickwick High: Aug 4, 2019; They call me Nutse

I rolled a 20 OP but I don't have a camera you'll just have to take my word for it

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:14

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Pickwick High posted:

I rolled a 20 OP but I don't have a camera you'll just have to take my word for it

DISQUALIFIED. Please sit with the LOSERS. The ones reeking of FAILURE AND INEPTITUDE.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:16

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

I got a 6 and a 9

# ? Oct 22, 2019 16:36

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

LET'S GO PEOPLE. THERE ARE PRIZES!!!!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:19

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Pass.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:20

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Putty posted:

Pass.

THERE IS NO PASSING!!! DISQUALIFIED!!! SIT WITH THE LOSERS AND MALCONTENTS!!!!!!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:21

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

die

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:23

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Thursday Next posted:

die

Wow. Rude much?

Quite seriously, before I posted this thread I looked it up. Apparently it's dice :confused:

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:24

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

wow, lucky!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:27

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Mozi posted:

wow, lucky!

DO NOT PRESUME TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEX CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE BEING JUDGED!

I give your roll 14.26 moles out of 5.57 aardvarks.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:34

StabMasterArson: May 31, 2011

same, OP

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:35

The Cockler: Mar 31, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

what the hell does it mean

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:35

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

I got a 1, op, much like this thread!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:36

The Walrus: Jul 9, 2002; by Fluffdaddy

I spent 10 minutes last night trying to savescum a 28% roll in disco elysium - what the gently caress, god?

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:37

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Literally A Person posted:

DO NOT PRESUME TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEX CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE BEING JUDGED!

I give your roll 14.26 moles out of 5.57 aardvarks.

i do not understand these criteria by which the judging is being applied!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:37

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

StabMasterArson posted:

same, OP

Oh geez, I'm gonna have to defer to the council of judges to get a score for this.

The Cockler posted:

what the hell does it mean

IT MEANS YOU LOST! LOSER! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KIND OF WIN!!!!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:37

Dell_Zincht: Nov 5, 2003

Literally A Person posted:

Wow. Rude much?

Quite seriously, before I posted this thread I looked it up. Apparently it's dice

Dice is plural, dude.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:37

R.L. Stine: Oct 19, 2007; welcome to dead gay house

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:46

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

R.L. Stine posted:

...Finally, a contender.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 17:47

ilovebeersooomuch: May 23, 2014

how about

or if that is less pleasing this

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:39

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

wait, think i got one here

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:42

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

DO NOT PRESUME TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEX CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE BEING JUDGED!

I give your roll 14.26 moles out of 5.57 aardvarks.

lol wow so random. Cheese monkeys ninja badgers.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:45

CountryMatters: Apr 8, 2009; IT KEEPS HAPPENING

# ? Oct 22, 2019 19:58

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Sunswipe posted:

lol wow so random. Cheese monkeys ninja badgers.

There is nothing random here. There is a complex ruleset. You silly person.

CountryMatters posted:

You get a 6.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 20:59

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

I either rolled a 12 or a 21, I'm not sure OP.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:13

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I either rolled a 12 or a 21, I'm not sure OP.

You get 14 points for the roll but you also receive 16 demerits for not just flipping a coin like a sane goon.

So you either have 12.6 points or 7 demerits. Whichever you want.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:18

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Literally A Person posted:

You get 14 points for the roll but you also receive 16 demerits for not just flipping a coin like a sane goon.

So you either have 12.6 points or 7 demerits. Whichever you want.

I don't understand your math, so I will just take 50 points. Thank you.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:25

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Roll for me

# ? Oct 22, 2019 21:55

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I rolled over to the other side of the bed

# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:07

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Shinjobi posted:

Roll for me

My thoughts upon making this thread:

ROLL FOR ME YOU loving PEONS. ROLL LIKE THE loving ANTS YOU ARE!!!!!!

# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:16

givepatajob: Apr 8, 2003; One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

You shouldn't use a Magic: The Gathering spin-down counter as a die. Because, you see, a skilled roller can......<fart>

# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:21

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Rollin' dem bones!: 69#1d420: 69 # 110 [1d420=110] 293 [1d420=293] 77 [1d420=77] 383 [1d420=383] 29 [1d420=29] 382 [1d420=382] 144 [1d420=144] 244 [1d420=244] 176 [1d420=176] 287 [1d420=287] 34 [1d420=34] 215 [1d420=215] 207 [1d420=207] 129 [1d420=129] 333 [1d420=333] 344 [1d420=344] 346 [1d420=346] 45 [1d420=45] 157 [1d420=157] 346 [1d420=346] 417 [1d420=417] 248 [1d420=248] 279 [1d420=279] 24 [1d420=24] 405 [1d420=405] 404 [1d420=404] 229 [1d420=229] 352 [1d420=352] 220 [1d420=220] 272 [1d420=272] 326 [1d420=326] 142 [1d420=142] 367 [1d420=367] 107 [1d420=107] 231 [1d420=231] 166 [1d420=166] 207 [1d420=207] 4 [1d420=4] 284 [1d420=284] 305 [1d420=305] 392 [1d420=392] 384 [1d420=384] 135 [1d420=135] 287 [1d420=287] 352 [1d420=352] 143 [1d420=143] 159 [1d420=159] 323 [1d420=323] 214 [1d420=214] 120 [1d420=120] 306 [1d420=306] 311 [1d420=311] 320 [1d420=320] 52 [1d420=52] 315 [1d420=315] 30 [1d420=30] 386 [1d420=386] 202 [1d420=202] 212 [1d420=212] 244 [1d420=244] 153 [1d420=153] 385 [1d420=385] 83 [1d420=83] 32 [1d420=32] 332 [1d420=332] 372 [1d420=372] 80 [1d420=80] 289 [1d420=289] 116 [1d420=116]

# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:21

Devils Affricate: Jan 22, 2010

Singular of "dice" is "die" OP

# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:26

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

super sweet best pal posted:

Rollin' dem bones!: 69#1d420: 69 # 110 [1d420=110] 293 [1d420=293] 77 [1d420=77] 383 [1d420=383] 29 [1d420=29] 382 [1d420=382] 144 [1d420=144] 244 [1d420=244] 176 [1d420=176] 287 [1d420=287] 34 [1d420=34] 215 [1d420=215] 207 [1d420=207] 129 [1d420=129] 333 [1d420=333] 344 [1d420=344] 346 [1d420=346] 45 [1d420=45] 157 [1d420=157] 346 [1d420=346] 417 [1d420=417] 248 [1d420=248] 279 [1d420=279] 24 [1d420=24] 405 [1d420=405] 404 [1d420=404] 229 [1d420=229] 352 [1d420=352] 220 [1d420=220] 272 [1d420=272] 326 [1d420=326] 142 [1d420=142] 367 [1d420=367] 107 [1d420=107] 231 [1d420=231] 166 [1d420=166] 207 [1d420=207] 4 [1d420=4] 284 [1d420=284] 305 [1d420=305] 392 [1d420=392] 384 [1d420=384] 135 [1d420=135] 287 [1d420=287] 352 [1d420=352] 143 [1d420=143] 159 [1d420=159] 323 [1d420=323] 214 [1d420=214] 120 [1d420=120] 306 [1d420=306] 311 [1d420=311] 320 [1d420=320] 52 [1d420=52] 315 [1d420=315] 30 [1d420=30] 386 [1d420=386] 202 [1d420=202] 212 [1d420=212] 244 [1d420=244] 153 [1d420=153] 385 [1d420=385] 83 [1d420=83] 32 [1d420=32] 332 [1d420=332] 372 [1d420=372] 80 [1d420=80] 289 [1d420=289] 116 [1d420=116]

Noice.

# ? Oct 22, 2019 22:28