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Rules are extremely simple: Rule #1: Roll a dice* If I judge YOU to be the winner you will receive some stupid loving booby prize of my choosing. The criteria by which your rollin' will be judged is nebulous and, frankly, super unfair. I wish you all luck. Just to show you how it's done here is a little example:  *any dice with any number of faces can be used for this game. Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Oct 22, 2019 |
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Pickwick High posted:I rolled a 20 OP but I don't have a camera you'll just have to take my word for it DISQUALIFIED. Please sit with the LOSERS. The ones reeking of FAILURE AND INEPTITUDE.
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Oct 22, 2019 16:16
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LET'S GO PEOPLE. THERE ARE PRIZES!!!!
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Oct 22, 2019 17:19
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Putty posted:Pass. THERE IS NO PASSING!!! DISQUALIFIED!!! SIT WITH THE LOSERS AND MALCONTENTS!!!!!!
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Oct 22, 2019 17:21
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Wow. Rude much? Quite seriously, before I posted this thread I looked it up. Apparently it's dice 
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Oct 22, 2019 17:24
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Mozi posted:
DO NOT PRESUME TO UNDERSTAND THE COMPLEX CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE BEING JUDGED! I give your roll 14.26 moles out of 5.57 aardvarks.
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Oct 22, 2019 17:34
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StabMasterArson posted:same, OP Oh geez, I'm gonna have to defer to the council of judges to get a score for this. The Cockler posted:
IT MEANS YOU LOST! LOSER! YOU DIDN'T EVEN KIND OF WIN!!!!
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Oct 22, 2019 17:37
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...Finally, a contender.
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Oct 22, 2019 17:47
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Sunswipe posted:lol wow so random. Cheese monkeys ninja badgers. There is nothing random here. There is a complex ruleset. You silly person. You get a 6.
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Oct 22, 2019 20:59
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I either rolled a 12 or a 21, I'm not sure OP. You get 14 points for the roll but you also receive 16 demerits for not just flipping a coin like a sane goon. So you either have 12.6 points or 7 demerits. Whichever you want.
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Oct 22, 2019 21:18
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Shinjobi posted:Roll for me My thoughts upon making this thread: ROLL FOR ME YOU loving PEONS. ROLL LIKE THE loving ANTS YOU ARE!!!!!!
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Oct 22, 2019 22:16
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super sweet best pal posted:Rollin' dem bones!: 69#1d420: 69 # 110 [1d420=110] 293 [1d420=293] 77 [1d420=77] 383 [1d420=383] 29 [1d420=29] 382 [1d420=382] 144 [1d420=144] 244 [1d420=244] 176 [1d420=176] 287 [1d420=287] 34 [1d420=34] 215 [1d420=215] 207 [1d420=207] 129 [1d420=129] 333 [1d420=333] 344 [1d420=344] 346 [1d420=346] 45 [1d420=45] 157 [1d420=157] 346 [1d420=346] 417 [1d420=417] 248 [1d420=248] 279 [1d420=279] 24 [1d420=24] 405 [1d420=405] 404 [1d420=404] 229 [1d420=229] 352 [1d420=352] 220 [1d420=220] 272 [1d420=272] 326 [1d420=326] 142 [1d420=142] 367 [1d420=367] 107 [1d420=107] 231 [1d420=231] 166 [1d420=166] 207 [1d420=207] 4 [1d420=4] 284 [1d420=284] 305 [1d420=305] 392 [1d420=392] 384 [1d420=384] 135 [1d420=135] 287 [1d420=287] 352 [1d420=352] 143 [1d420=143] 159 [1d420=159] 323 [1d420=323] 214 [1d420=214] 120 [1d420=120] 306 [1d420=306] 311 [1d420=311] 320 [1d420=320] 52 [1d420=52] 315 [1d420=315] 30 [1d420=30] 386 [1d420=386] 202 [1d420=202] 212 [1d420=212] 244 [1d420=244] 153 [1d420=153] 385 [1d420=385] 83 [1d420=83] 32 [1d420=32] 332 [1d420=332] 372 [1d420=372] 80 [1d420=80] 289 [1d420=289] 116 [1d420=116] Noice.
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Oct 22, 2019 22:28
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Mutant Headcrab posted:
Oh drat. Really nice. You're in the lead with one commendation and 26 silver-stars.
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Oct 22, 2019 23:22
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I think this dice is loaded. DISQUALIFIED! PLEASE JOIN THE LOSERS IN THE LOSER CIRCLE OVER THERE BY ALL THE OTHER LOSERS. Devils Affricate posted:Hey OP I keep rolling my dice but they refuse to offer definitive answers Oh, I'm sorry, that's -30 negative points. Kak rolling the dice on forward thinking fall fashion
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Oct 23, 2019 04:50
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Burt Sexual posted:I don’t own a die. My kids are grown up. Dear God, man. Take some dang chances! LIVE LIFE LIKE A FREAKING BEAST!
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Oct 23, 2019 04:56
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Oct 24, 2019 01:58
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Dear God, dude. What happened to you? You used to be cool.
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Oct 24, 2019 02:02
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You get 3! Be excited because unlike THE LOSERS tou are still in the running! Good show, goon!
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Oct 24, 2019 02:19
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Burt Sexual posted:It was laying down here bc I run the partay zone area. Want a t-shirt that says this on the front and has an arrow pointed at my genitals.
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Oct 24, 2019 02:20
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This is next level thinking. I award you 439 accompli-points. I am still waiting to see what that equates to but I'm thinking it's gotta be pretty good.
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Oct 24, 2019 02:35
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Noice. You get 5 David Carradines. Not only do you have the gall to cheat you take the opprutunity to show others. YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED! GO STAND IN THE LOSER'S CIRCLE WITH THE OTHER LACK-ABOUT LOSER FACES!
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Oct 24, 2019 14:44
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Sorry, I had to defer to the judges. They say that because the arrow you rolled is pointing to the right YOU ARE A LOSER AND MUST SIT IN THE LOSER'S AREA WITH ALL THE LOSERS AND THE ONLY SNACKS ARE VEGETABLE STICKS FROM LIKE A WEEK AGO AND THE CARROTS ARE ALL BENDY AND RUBBERY AND FRANKLY DISGUSTING!
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Oct 24, 2019 23:18
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...I'm uh...I'm not sure you understand the game we're playing.
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Oct 25, 2019 14:12
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Pickwick High posted:I'm rollin these gay dice at you OP. If you score a 7 I'm peggin you tonight This is what I get for being an internet sex symbol. Icochet posted:
20, but surprisingly it's only worth 19 Tony Danza Spirit Awards. Go figure.
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Imagine being such a boner you can't enjoy fun.
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